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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr

@socialistvampyr.bsky.social
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28, he/they, bi, angry about the state of the world and trying to change it Film enjoyer (@SocialistVampyr on Letterboxd), poetry writer, and Warhammer 40K Novice Taken by the most worship-able woman in the world Views my own

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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 4h
Not good for the defense tbh, I fear for her and I am seeing red but I hope she rinses Chi Phi and Cornell for every god damned cent
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 8h
Really need to internalize this one
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WE SHOULD IMPROVE DEMOCRATS SOMEWHAT.

Yet you are trans. Curious.

Enjoy the camps
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 15h
In fact sometimes you will be rewarded by losing a friendship and that is actually good sorry but you gotta be firm on this guys
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m genuinely worried that he weakened her civil case with this statement out of petty fury that he’s rightfully getting heat for not pressing charges against rapists. He clearly isn’t interested in seeing her succeed and he basically called her a liar—a huge gift to the civil defense
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Disgrace to my profession
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨KillBillSirenIntensifies.gif🚨🚨🚨 I’m furious this is not go birds behavior
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jessica Cheeri @cheerijessie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The next admin is going to be too nice, as far as I'm concerned, these hospitals and in particular the people who signed these "deals" should never see another day where they aren't facing very expensive state and federal investigations
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“This is not a dark chapter in Cornell’s history, it’s a morbid pattern” Editorial Board at The Cornell Sun absolutely fucking your shit UP www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
We refuse for this victim to be reduced to just another story.
Cornell has failed to protect its students. Cornell has failed to address the growing issue of sexual assault on campus with its pathetic task force. Cornell has failed the student allegedly raped by those seven men at Chi Phi in October 2024. Cornell has failed her. Cornell has failed us.

To Matthew Ingalls, Jonathan Newell, Winston Lee, Gillio Lopes, Diego Sarabia, Scott Norris and Scott Kretzschmar: We know who you are and we refuse to let you benefit from this University's concealment.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ted Lasso being here at all is crazy work tbh modern family that high? Jeez The Expanse not being here at all is actually sinful. Like they do not know ball.
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A paper with integrity might publish and opinion that the death penalty is wrong for all no matter their age but then again this is the NYT
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Euthyphro @euthyphro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every age is too young for the death penalty.
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like whether you fuck with the guy or not I feel like this is a “judge me by my enemies” scenario
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incidentally, this is one of the reasons it’s so hard to pull people into the fight for incarcerated people. We’re so used to appealing to people through self-interest that it’s really fucking hard to get people to respond when they can’t imagine how it will hurt them specifically. That’s a problem.
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Broken clock ass bitch
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a four panel comic, an alien from fantastic planet looms over two humans

it says “venez devenir des enclaves, les pédés”

one of the humans says “god these aliens are huge!!
and they speak in such strange gutteral ways!”

the other guy says “theyre speaking french you fucking pedestrian”

alien says “fuck vous”
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate this Philly accented mother fucker
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everyone is rightly talking about the fact he doesn’t know his address. I believe that. Billionaires are essentially brain-melted anyway. He also doesn’t understand “systems” or “thinking”
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This ruling affirms what we've long known to be true. The holding room conditions at 26 Federal Plaza are completely deplorable.
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In every high-stakes campaign you see the same pattern: talented candidates know exactly how to talk to people until the Democratic campaign management class comes in to screw it up with their weird pet bullshit.
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edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We’re owed rights more than your shitty candidate is owed a career.
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christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would trust a furry to fly a plane. In fact I would prefer it. I want a pilot who is secure in themselves and supports independent artists
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I ain’t worried for my fellow humanities majors. We’re gonna be fine. Trust me
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To paraphrase Tom Wolfe, we are witnesses one of the great unexplained phenomena of modern astronomy: namely that the dark night of AI-Job-Replacement is always descending on the humanities and yet lands only in math and computer science.
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don’t ask me about a similar experience I had except I was the one who was caught out
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Wintersong @wintersong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is horrifyingly and ironically familiar for anyone who has studied the Shoah: > …overall there was a noticeable detachment across the subjects. A just-following-orders mentality. “I understand how a man can blow up a place and go home to his degree in clinical psychology,” one subject said.
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She’s doing this so the DOJ can’t throw her under the bus. Sharks circling
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@nytimespr.bsky.social @nytimes.com Hey so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mamdani coordinating with influencers huh?
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you just know they’re doing hand stuff in that jail cell
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Hannah Einbinder and Susan Sarandon Detained by Police While Protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s Speech at the U.N.
Hannah Einbinder and Susan Sarandon were among those detained by police while protesting Benjamin Netanyahu's speech at the U.N.
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This man deserves way worse than he’ll ever get.
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Chloe doesn't work very well @addamschloe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"[i want you to] enjoy the [concentration/ death] camps" = explicitly declared by head of T&S to be acceptable speech "i need him to [get eaten by piranhas]" = explicitly declared by moderator action to be unacceptable violent speech WHAT could the distinction be here
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And they pay him for the privilege!
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 24/09/2026
* A sidelight from another angle of the anti-intellectual movement of capitalism in decline is afforded by the following extract from the technical journal, The Illustrated Carpenter and Builder:
"Nowadays admission to many factories depends on passing 'intelligence tests.'... These tests are not always designed to select the most intelligent of applicants; for in a certain Continental factory the management admit that they use intelligence tests to eliminate the alert and intelligent among the applicants, because the work is so sub divided and mechanised that its monotony has the effect of turning intelligent workers into Communists."
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is insane and also I need the suit
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
youtu.be/nxyfBfCrbDw?...
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The Plan To Destroy Americas Oldest Natural History Museum
YouTube video by Miniminuteman
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck it I’m saying it dude Macklemore’a music isn’t as bad as you all say he is
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they’re torturing this woman
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Squeakuel
4 panel comic in which an offscreen chef tries to slip diarrhea into a customer's burger by adding it to various parts of the meal including the lettuce, the bun, the sesame seeds, and then the plate it's served on.  When questioned on this, the chef stoically responds, "Everyone is going to eat diarrhea in 10 years"
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Convenient that a lot of conservatives’ public heroes are dead and can’t tell them to eat shit.
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You would not believe the things I heard/read as an out bi “man” in my trials and tribulations on the apps before my partner and I started dating
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merritt @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
obviously this is fucked but it's not surprising to me, the way the fake bisexual myth plays out is bi women are actually straight and bi men are actually gay. straight women perceive bi men as gay while straight men see bi women as down for a threesome
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @thepenismightier4.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Ironic Posadist, Socialist Vampyr @socialistvampyr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A PA staple and sign of its superior favor in God’s eyes
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