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Snouffs

@snouffs.bsky.social
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 25/09/2026
In my mind, I am imagining a particular shade, a certain specific color, an ineffable hue. If, by chance, you come to me draped in a robe, your garment dyed with a pigment that matches _precisely_ the tint I have imagined, then —only then!— will you be hired. I pray fortune finds you worthy.
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John Muller @mrjohnmuller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Imagine the eternal guilt of knowing that you voted for your daughters murderer. I hope that everyone who voted for Trump one day feels that same level of shame.
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Snouffs @snouffs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Airport today
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
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Dean Frey @dean.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
For Lauren Bacall’s birthday: Benjamin Schwartz New Yorker, May 29, 2023
Description: A woman gives instructions on how to find a video to learn how to whistle.

Caption: "You know how to whistle, don't you? You just go to YouTube, search 'whistle how to,' and it's like the third video from the top."
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Snouffs @snouffs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me when I'm asked to work at my job
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✨[redacted]✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me: “that edible ain’t shit” also me, 45 minutes later:
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
why would you even care if you dog was autistic. like, even in a world where dogtism is real why would it matter if your dog had it. he’s literally just here to vibe.
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*it* is happening here @realworldrj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"We should thank RFK Jr, Jay Bhattacharya, Sir HHS Donald J Trump for making lettuce, jalapeños, and tomatoes cost so much that we won't be tempted and get explosive diarrhea" By JD Vance
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I went over to see how it’s going over at X The Everything App and the CHUDs are incandescent with rage about all the “Kirkmas” jokes today
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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Centrist Rally has dropped a new chant
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Berin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel
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Snouffs @snouffs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Can I say something
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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Scott Bessent is the living proof of the old joke that the easiest way to become a millionaire is to start with $2M and lose half of it. He turned a $5.7B fund into $537M of value before he transitioned to a job on the government dime.
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Snouffs @snouffs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey @markwarner.bsky.social fuck you again
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Folks is it good when your country's leader is lying about how nourished the military is
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Snouffs @snouffs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ranked Solo Dota in Twitch! www.twitch.tv/snouffs
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/08/2026
perfect synopsis of modern Republicanism
Darline Graham: I tripped up on one question last night, regarding Taiwan. I don't speak politician. I was just honest. Of course, Taiwan is our friend. But I think people in South Carolina are more worried about boys in girls sports.
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Poll Tracker 📊 @polltracker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Trump approval (American Research Group) 🟢Approve 30% 🔴Disapprove 66% 8/15-8/19 americanresearchgroup.com/economy/
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
One of these pervert glasses guys is gonna get shot in the middle of being a huge fucking creep, and despite being on video with witnesses the person who shot them will get acquitted because every single juror will go "fuck that guy, what a piece of shit"
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Andy Famiglietti @afamiglietti.org · 13/08/2026
My opponent is a (insert epithet for being feminine or gay here) is all they've got. Like they have nothing else to run on at all. Everything they have done for the last two years is less popular than syphilis. They are just hoping they can neg dudes into voting for them.
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Snouffs @snouffs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Says the absolute chucklefuck who voted for the Laken Riley Act
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🔞 Tat-O-Lantern 🎃✨ @yoursspudly.newgrounds.com · 12/08/2026
Glad to know that Twitch doesn't actually give a fuck about what its creatives want and don't want... Anyway, go to Settings, Security & Privacy, then scroll down until you see the Training for Generative AI option to disable it.
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Snouffs @snouffs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Inspiration thread 😇
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Snouffs @snouffs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A good ad? From a Democrat?? In a swing state???
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
before the bans, the requirements for trans women to participate in women's sports leagues was typically about 2 years being on estrogen and anti-androgens. if this transphobic dipshit is committed to the bit, let her do it, she'll become dysphoric after a few months & face transphobia within a year
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Snouffs @snouffs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wow have you tried not confirming sean duffy? No?
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Snouffs @snouffs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hey @markwarner.bsky.social eat shit
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
you got to enough of these for the past year and a half in the Midwest and it kinda seems like the Older Whites are getting rather radicalized
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Over the last year, the GOP collectively decided to start talking about Muslims like Nazis talked about Jews in 1934
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Snouffs @snouffs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Death penalty
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Ruwa Romman @ruwaromman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Photo of Abdul with “it’s time to vote blue no matter who” in black blue and red on white in front of him
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They got people dying in camps now and they’re happy about it. bsky.app/profile/joho...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I love that centrist Dems are circling the wagons with the Republicans to stop actual Democrats from trying to take those seats because they're all the same kind of power hungry piece of shit that hates voters
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 04/08/2026
Chat will you judge me if I fuck this light switch
Screenshot from Fallout New Vegas showing a dialogue box option that reads 

Light Switch 01
[Cherchez La Femme] It's not often I meet a light switch with brains and beauty. I think I'm going to like it here.
What function do you serve?
I have to go. We'll talk later.
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arcadus @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is a 1938-level story from Nazi Germany
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Cannot get over how electable just drifting away from a constituent who asked you a challenging question makes you.
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Snouffs @snouffs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@markwarner.bsky.social perpetual fuck you
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David Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
There was a lot of talk about future drone warfare when I was a RAND fellow 30 years ago, but degrading civilian morale by singeing an adversary's mail order dildo supply was not something that came up
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Is it a problem that the new head of the White House Correspondents' Association is married to a Republican congressman? I think it is, unless the goal of this alleged journalism group is to serve as a branch of the government.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 25/07/2026
minnesota state senator john hoffman revealed tonight at the peggy flanagan rally in st. paul that angie craig asked him for his endorsement for US senate while he was still in the ICU after vance boelter shot him really appalling anecdote!
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Can we normalize bullying?
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Snouffs @snouffs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Its actually ok, good even, to kinkshame sometimes
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the reason we dont have medicare for all is bc corporations need employer based healthcare to keep you chained to your desk in a job you hate that doesnt pay you what youre worth
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Snouffs @snouffs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Chest
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