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@smallthindog.bsky.social
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Not small, not thin. Also, not a dog. Profile pic by the very talented @wangleberry

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Ed Miles @brisgasdoc.themiles.es · 01/10/2026
“I have told everyone I am a traitor by mistake!” #traitors #traitorsuk #celebritytraitors
Richard E Grant and Paul McGann soaking wet in the rain during a scene from Withnail & I. The quote is, “We have gone on holiday by mistake!”
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*someone sneezes* ROSS KEMP: WAS THAT A FUCKIN MURDER YOU SHIT #CelebrityTraitors
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small thin dog @smallthindog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's still early days, but it is nice to be able to answer my "ARGGH WHY AM I LIKE THIS?" with "AuDHD, remember, you've got a note and everything" I've got a note and everything! Shut up, brain!
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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RG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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small thin dog @smallthindog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching Tangled and I regret to inform you that ACAB includes Maximus.
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James Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I suppose it's a thing that happens with age, but when I reach for a thing at an even slightly awkward angle, bits of my arm make an audible pinging sound and some other bits fall off and just now a different bit caught fire?
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John Gallagher @earlymodernjohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I will always remember fondly the student who finished an essay with the line "In conclusion, the early modern period marked a massive shit in European history."
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here it is.
diet. Would it not be better if they spent more money on wholesome things like oranges and wholemeal bread or if they even, like the writer of the letter to the New Statesman, saved on fuel and ate their carrots raw?
Yes, it would, but the point is that no ordinary human being is ever going to do such a thing. The ordinary human being would sooner starve than live on brown bread and raw carrots. And the peculiar evil is this, that the less money you have, the less inclined you feel to spend it on wholesome food. A millionaire may enjoy breakfasting off orange juice and Ryvita biscuits; an unemployed man doesn't. Here the tendency of which I spoke at the end of the last chapter comes into play.
When you are unemployed, which is to say when you are underfed, harassed, bored and miserable, you don't want to cat dull wholesome food. You want something a little bit "tasty". There is always some cheaply pleasant thing to tempt you. Let's have three pennorth
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small thin dog @smallthindog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Temperature tree update: it's finally getting cooler! #embroidery
Embroidered tree with one leaf coloured per day. Cold days are coloured blue or green, through to very hot days being an alarming purple.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just keep trying your best, Steve.
Two otters sit on grass under a star-filled night sky in a black-and-white pen-and-ink style illustration.

Speech bubble from Steve (left): “WHAT IF IT’S NOT OKAY?”  
Speech bubble from the other otter (right): “WHAT IF IT IS?”
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small thin dog @smallthindog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Figures.
Norah.
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small thin dog @smallthindog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Finally getting an ADHD/autism assessment thanks to a bit of a nudge from #ItsASuperpower and a lot of a nudge from some "the NTs are at it again" fuckery at work for which it would be useful to officially have a protected characteristic. Anyway I just did the AQ50 and got 43
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small thin dog @smallthindog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wide awake and jetlagged. Took a Nytol two hours ago and can't sleep but do occasionally think I can see a spider darting about on the floor, but when I look closely there isn't one. Oh no. Should I expect the hat man?
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small thin dog @smallthindog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A series of clusterfucks has left me stranded in Montreal when I should have been home 12 hours ago, which as an autistic woman I am dealing with *really well*. Literally the only thing keeping me going is knowing that I have the last episode of It's A Superpower to listen to #ROBOTcar
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Old British Telly @oldbritishtelly.co.uk · 12/09/2026
[1982] The Two Ninnies - A "Not The Nine O'Clock News" sketch featuring Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith as The Two Ronnies.
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small thin dog @smallthindog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We had a work awayday this week. Asked what the dress code was, my very NT boss said "oh, just whatever you feel comfortable in". Thanks to @thedailytism.com and @sararoseg.bsky.social and the wonderful It's A Superpower?? I got a wry "what NT nonsense is this?" chuckle out of it
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small thin dog @smallthindog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Heliotrope Benest (of Millbrook).
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small thin dog @smallthindog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@brainmage.bsky.social and @wangleberry.bsky.social need to do a podcast on this costume now, if not sooner
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Heartache Kits @hsticka.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hand embroidery is the perfect teacher of perseverance. The end is never closer unless you do a little here and a little there. No pressure, just keep going, and eventually, you're done. The goal is to finish, but the work itself is why we do it. #HandEmbroidery #FungiFriends #GoblinCore
Green cotton cloth in an embroidery hoop. Work in Progress. A small skeleton sits in the bottom right, surrounded by and is swallowed by moss, mushrooms, and vines.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@juliemuncy23

every x-men movie:

wolverine: gonna fight magneto

everyone: dude your bones are literally made of metal

wolverine: gonna fuck him up

-later-

wolverine: AHH MY BONES
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
UK transit nerds are next level.
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mike D: They're saying my homie is mentally Beastie Boys: ILL Mike D: But he might get better if we give him this Beastie Boys: PILL Mike D: Some saying ADHD is now Beastie Boys: EMERGENT Mike D: I'm sayin' my boy's just Beastie Boys: NEURODIVERGENT
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small thin dog @smallthindog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I got all of these, including the pointless one! Campaign for real ale, bébé!
Still from Pointless showing five different types of barrel with their letters in alphabetical order. The scrambled barrels are: EIPP, EGK, DEIIKKLNR, ADEGHHOS and NTU.
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small thin dog @smallthindog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This might be the greatest day of my life.
Massively overexcited woman grinning her head off as she feeds and pets a capybara called Tatti who loves chin rubs and has no sense of personal space, oh and is also quite muddy
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Sophie Molly @sophiemolly.co.uk · 12/08/2026
😻😻😻
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
In case you missed the eclipse earlier
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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability.
A hand drawn eight panel cartoon. First two panels are a colander sitting frowning on a shelf. Then the colander is frowning straining pasta, then three more panels of frowning sitting on a shelf. Then a big panel where it's projecting a bunch of crescent eclipse shapes and smiling with speech bubbles around saying "Wow! Look! Amazing! Beautiful!" And then one final panel where it's sitting on a shelf smiling.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
On you DON'T AGREE huh? your bank account says different. grow the fuck up.
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every interview with an actor from the new Harry Potter series youtube.com/shorts/QVyIw...
youtube.com
every interview with an actor in the new Harry Potter series
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Used a Now That’s What I Call Music title generator to write “Cow that’s what I call Bovines” (it is not very funny)
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small thin dog @smallthindog.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Well hellooooooo
Cat on his tree with a sassy little extended leg and his tail draped mysteriously across his face
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@MNateShyamalan
Entomologist here. Great question! It may seem surprising that the scientific community could miss an entire bug species after all this time, especially when it’s THIS big. The answer might surprise you more. Let’s dive in (1/?)

(quoting:)
@theoceanblooms
can I ask a question: how does something like this go undiscovered until now

(quoting:)
@ABC
Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.

@MNateShyamalan
he look like stick (2/2)
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A Happy International Cat Day to all who celebrate.
Avoiding all of the subsequent ai versions, this is the original Photoshop of the void cat biting a shark. The photo of the cat was taken by Federica Di Francesco, and the addition of the screaming shark was made by catsbeaversandducks. As much as I like the later additions to this image, this captures the raw glory of someone happily dicking about with a funny photo for no other reason than to amuse themself.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

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And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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small thin dog @smallthindog.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
He's choosing Hitler I can tell by the way he's goose-stepping round the room (I'm so sorry)
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small thin dog @smallthindog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You have to say that's magnificent
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small thin dog @smallthindog.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ooh, 8-ball
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small thin dog @smallthindog.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I tell you what, this is bloody brilliant, @jamesbluecat.bsky.social
Summer, holiday, beer, James Alistair Henry's "Pagans" and an exciting solar system bookmark.
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small thin dog @smallthindog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
One for the kids, here
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Instead of trying to get introverts to be “more social” maybe we need to work on extroverts shutting the fuck up?
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 12/07/2026
How many AI models does it take to change a lightbulb? That's a great question, which shows that you care about illumination! You don't just want to see - you want to be seen. Unfortunately no such thing as a lightbulb has ever existed or will ever exist.
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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
GUYS - I’ve just realised what Farage is going to do… The thing is he now has NO WAY to proceed which doesn’t humiliate him. If he wins, he is, as Rachel Reeves put it, The Man Who Spent His Summer Arguing With A Bin. If he bails, he’s The Man Who Fled From A Bin. And if he LOSES…
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ken Bruce is asking for people to call in with their favourite songs of 1978 and I would like everyone to call in and suggest their favourite songs of 1977 and 1979 instead.
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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
hate when it is boiling hot and you want to open the windows for a bit to let the stagnant air circulate but your neighbours have got their windows open too and one of them is playing Now That’s What I Call All The Worst Songs You Ever Fucking Heard Vol. 2 at full blast
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