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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
trying to decide a halloween costume
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’d just name the article “happy birthday gwen stefani” but hey, maybe the mystery is part of it
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dynasty warriors 3 remaster funny as hell. they kept the old voice acting nd its so jarring with the spunky modern visage. also the animations are the same so everyone move around like dreamworks baby
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m drinking wine thats hard anf flavoured
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really love these two
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There really is a post for everybody
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
genuinely feel more sentimental towards this than photos of my younger cousin reaching childhood milestones
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Always a nice surprise going through old clothes to get rid of. What the hell is this man
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
my sleepy frowny ray of sunshine
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dude. I am so fucking grateful that someone FINALLY reimagined mini rice cakes.
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The sunglasses i invented in my dream last night
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this type of cap is a plague rn for custom freebies. thanks man just what i wanted for going to your wedding, a hat that doesnt look good on me. and it’s good material so i feel worse throwing it out!! idiot. eat shit. i’m gonna draw me and the groom having sex and email it to his wife.
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just read the article. Ugh. Sad stuff. They blew his back out by running a train on him and he’s craving more every day, doesn’t wanna go on stage anymore, just wants to get fucked. Happy retirement, legend.
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
just watched another hilarious “Annoying Millennial POV” reel from a talented instagram comedian!
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And then there’s motherfuckers who just don’t care…
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Repaired my green dragon keychain using lash glue and it kind of looks like hes just guzzling cum now ❤️ yayyy
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i hate youtube music sometimes bruh i thought i was just listening to Safety Dance turrns out im listening to the Ghosts of Girlfriends Past original soundtrack
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Bye bitch!
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I would hate if this happened to me
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Wonderful? And Handsome? He’s been that
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Okay so not enough people have noticed Tristan Tate’s hat
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
1. Start a squirt off 2. Go goopy on that icky!!! 3. Pop a dookie in the drop off bin! Nastyyyy 4. Juju on that beat 5. Say to the librarian “mama youre dripping in queeeen show a lil skin” 6. Smash yo nuts between the boooooks lol 7. Catch a vibe
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m The Fancy Induced Angel
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
jjust got reminded of the last time i went on Threads app
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
to the tune of midnight sun work in progress
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Where Ronaldo went to school
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
design a new torture device for a chance to win a copy of kingdom come deliverance 2: royal edition… submit in my discord server: discord.gg/6mf3CYduhK
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh ok
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Cool stuff on Prime
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It’s been two days get over it
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Absolutely unreal name
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
why is this guy so popular like truly who the fuck is he
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Just saying this is the best juice out there rn and its only at farm boy forbthe summer
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
remember when they clowned on him for this and now this is how every zoomer dresses
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
picture of mr perfect at my local pizza place
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Lilo Stands Up for Chorizo!
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Ty for watching the Soda Jerk Podcast
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Today on stream: The Soda Jerk Podcast. This isn't just a podcast-- it's an industry shakeup. Join myself and some top jerks (@libbycwatson.com @thelukeman.bsky.social and @pizzasuplex.bsky.social) as we discuss news in the soda industry, answer viewer questions, and more. At 3 EST/12 PST.
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It does look like once they got past the famous ones they just AI generated them because then they all devolve to look like the same guy
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Very good part about the Freedom 250 website: There’s a section dedicated to photos of the founding fathers (and other bastards) and all of the men are regular portraits, albeit AI enhanced. All of the women, however, are AI generated to be sexy zoomers lol
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
michael knowles staffer forgot to swtich accounts and followed me on instagram lol hey giiiiirl
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
oh and how could i forgoet….
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