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Michael LaFrance @mlafrance.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 22/05/2026
saw this picture again you guys did see the second movie, right
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Trump just stole $2 billion from the Treasury and gave it to a bunch of criminals and traitors. But my local public radio hosts won't stop talking about "third spaces". I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Some Rodgers ranks from 2025 33rd in average depth of target (5.8 AY) 23rd EPA/dropback 26th in success rate
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
you're telling me six teens painted this chapel
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Night Of The Living Kevin @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The Cohen brothers are ruining Homer's legacy. Odysseus never records a hit song. This is an assault on western culture. I am very smart.
A screenshot from the movie O' Brother Where Art Thou?
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...
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Emily @skimbro-darvin.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the 4th be with you!
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
Han Solo (Not Really) and his other Not Really friends point their pew pew in different directions

"It's weird that all of the things I'm famous for happened entirely in one weekend"
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
1. ICE has not paid for detainee medical care for 7 MONTHS The termination of payments to providers has coincided with a MASSIVE SPIKE in detainee deaths. This is a health crisis and a moral crisis. Follow along for details. 🧵
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ICE has not paid for detainee medical care for 7 months
The termination of payments to providers has coincided with a massive spike in detainee deaths and medical crises.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Cannot stress enough that what's happening now and will accelerate over next few weeks is a big spike in fuel costs paid for by every American that will flow *directly* into insane, unprecedented profits for American oil companies. They're going to be the big winners of this.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/04/2026
i think about this post often
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 27/04/2026
At the mere mention of a shooter in the building, watch how Stephen Miller, Kash Patel, and Erica Kirk react. These are the same people demanding our children endure hundreds of school shootings a year — they expect kids to be braver than they are. This is hypocrisy personified.
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I did not expect a political manifesto to begin with "Hello Everybody!"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/04/2026
it is important to emphasize that this was *the point*. this was *intentional*. elon musk is a vicious white supremacist who thinks poor african children ought to die, so that the world can be whiter
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Kash Patel is disputing the Atlantic’s claims that he spends $1500 a week at bars. The real number, he says, is much larger.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.
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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...
Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing in the street outside as they were pursued and then destroyed by a nameless malevolent force, something neither I nor anyone else could control, a great darkness that was, somehow, all my fault.

Today, that childhood dream is finally coming true. Today I can finally say the sweetest nine or 10 words in the English language: Global Tetrahedron has completed its plan to control InfoWars.com.

I’ve had a lot of time to think about InfoWars in the last year and a half. As the seasons have changed, my ambitions for the project have grown grander, crueler, better aligned with market data. Come, friends, and imagine with me…Imagine a roaring arena packed to the rafters with pathological liars. High above you in the nosebleeds are podcasters, screaming that you’ll die if you don’t buy their skincare products. Below, on the floor, imagine demonic battalions of super-influencers physically forcing people into home fitness devices designed to dismantle their bodies bone by bone and reassemble them into a grotesque statue of yourself. Out of the throngs, an extremely sick looking man approaches you. He puts his hands on your shoulders. He explains that he is your life coach and that you owe him $800.

Such is the InfoWars I envision: An infinite virtual surface teeming with ads. Not just ads, but scams! Not just scams, but lies with no object, free radical misinformation, sentences and images so poorly thought out that they are unhealthy even to view for just a few seconds. The InfoWars of old was only the prototype for the hell I know we can build together: A digital platform where, every day, visitors sacrifice themselves at altars of delusion and misery, their minds fully disintegrating on contact.With this new InfoWars, we will democratize psychological torture, welcoming brutal and sadistic ideas from everyone, even the very stupidest among us. It will be like the Manhattan Project, only instead of a bomb, we will be building a website. 

The InfoWars of tomorrow will converge into a swirling vortex of content about content, talent acquiring talent, rings of concentric media mergers processing all human artistry into one endlessly digestible slurry. This will be a dank, sunless place, one where panic and capital feed on each other like twins in the womb of a hulking, unknowable monster—a monster known by many names, but which I like to call modern-day America.

All of this is to say that I believe in us. I believe that with the new InfoWars, we can alchemize the pioneering spirit of amateur inquiry, the profit-maximizing drive of corporations, and the cold mental clarity that comes only with disciplined daily ingestion of mind- and body-altering chemicals. If we can do that, what other great things can we do together?I don’t yet know, but I’m excited to find out. Welcome home, warriors. The future belongs to us. We’re writing the story now. It’s going to be a long one, and it’s going to be a bad one.

So settle in. Make yourself comfortable. Buy a tote bag. 

Nothing can stop us now that we’re in charge of a website.

Infinite Growth Forever,

Bryce Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
One of our (many) problems in America is elites unwilling to acknowledge self-evident realities, and then apologizing if they ever acknowledge one by accident
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The Pitt (Series, 2025 - )
Tagline: "And they say hospital food is slop"

Dr. Robby lays a healing hand on his biker friend while Dr King, McKay and the AI doctor whose name I forget look on.
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Tobjorn @torbjornr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
When a Catholic says "Sometimes stuff my boss and I do directly draws the public criticism of the Pope, and that's just something I don't worry about, I don't consider morality to be part of my actions." you kinda have to wonder what he thinks Catholicism means.
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Emily @skimbro-darvin.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I identified 2 northern flickers in my yard! They're gorgeous.
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Francis Ford Copulate @francis-f-copulate.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
this new series is actually disappointing…
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content
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Michael @oneflyerguy1993.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Three classic tornado hook echos all within a hundred miles of one another this evening in eastern Kansas. Take cover!
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 14/04/2026
religion mcpigeon
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
please don't say my name three times into the mirror. I struggle enough responding to texts.
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Cristian Farias @cristianfarias.com · 08/04/2026
Justice Sonia Sotomayor lets Brett Kavanaugh have it: “I had a colleague in that case who wrote, you know, these are only temporary stops. This is from a man whose parents were professionals. And probably doesn’t really know any person who works by the hour." news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
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Sotomayor Faults Kavanaugh Over Immigration Stops Concurrence
Justice Sonia Sotomayor criticized a fellow member of the US Supreme Court for failing to grasp the real-world effects of an unsigned order last year that allowed immigration enforcement sweeps in Los...
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It is wild the number of voters that show up for Trump and nobody else
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/04/2026
it’s true, there are no middle class white kids in the american education system. they have all been excluded by invidious racial discrimination
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Audrey Dutton @audreydutton.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I genuinely do not understand management's refusal to agree to basic protections, like that they won't replace us with AI. It's baffling. Makes no sense. We're on strike to show management how serious we are about this, and how eager we are to get a contract done!
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Stephen Wolf @stephenwolf.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Republicans did 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 in Tuesday’s elections! Progressives won Wisconsin’s nonpartisan Supreme Court race by 60-40—their biggest margin since 1999—and grew their majority to 5-2. Dems had their biggest House special election overperformance since 2008 in Marjorie Taylor Greene’s old district
New York Times map of Wisconsin’s 2026 Supreme Court election results by county. Counties won by liberal Chris Taylor are colored blue and those won by conservative Maria Lazar are in red. Counties are shaded darker colors for larger margins. Taylor won 60-40 statewide and carried many counties that Donald Trump won in 2024.New York Times map of Wisconsin’s 2026 Supreme Court election results by county comparing the shift in margin with the 2024 presidential result. Liberal Chris Taylor won statewide by 60-40 compared with Donald Trump’s 50-49 margin in 2024. Taylor dramatically improved upon Kamala Harris’ 2024 results in all but one county where election counting was close to completed.New York Times map by county comparing the shift from the 2024 presidential margin to the 2026 special election margin in Georgia’s 14th Congressional District, formerly represented by Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene. Donald Trump won this district in northwestern Georgia by 37 points, but Republican Clayton Fuller won the special election by only 12 points over Democrat Shawn Harris, a historic underperformance of 25 points. Every county shifted drastically toward Democrats.
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Emily @skimbro-darvin.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I think 10+ years experience as a flight attendant should automatically qualify someone as a Federal District Court Judge.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Whether it's Donald Trump posting profane threats of war crimes on Truth Social or liberals putting their pronouns in email signatures, both sides have published language that the other side considers threatening.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
It was vital that the media report on the fact that Joe Biden was tested for Parkinson's disease. Here's why the media is right to ignore the fact that a clearly incapacitated Donald Trump disappears for four days each month only to reappear with severe bruising on his hand.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
According to the Center for Healthcare Quality and Payment Reform, 50% of Missouri’s 58 remaining rural hospitals are at risk of closure. Another 21% are considered at immediate risk of closure.
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
BREAKING: Austria has closed its airspace to US military involved in war the Iran.
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
What. A. Stupid. Mess. (Also, this doesn't sound constitutional.) www.huffpost.com/entry/news-l...
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Trump Says He’ll Pay All DHS Workers Through Executive Order, Bypassing Congress
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!
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Emily @skimbro-darvin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'm wondering if I'm emotionally dysregulated. I've been under a lot of stress for about a year now and I think it's finally breaking me down. Any input is useful here.
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Emily @skimbro-darvin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My husband got me involved in some home improvement projects as soon as I got home. I put down my phone and missed the Artemis II launch. Idk why but I'm just miserable about it.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/04/2026
Artemis II lifts off
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Ketanji Brown Jackson to Sauer: "Your rule turns on whether the person intended to stay. So are we bringing pregnant women in for depositions? What are we doing to figure this out?" He had no answer.
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
How are you unprepared for this question? It's the most predictable question for Gorsuch to ask.
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❀°。Der Siebenschläfer *.゚✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
KBJ: your view of this turns on the status of the parents... Sauer: because domicil- KBJ: stop, you're assuming domicile is in the test.
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❀°。Der Siebenschläfer *.゚✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Gorsuch: are Native Americans citizens under your test? Sauer: [hesitates] I...think so?
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Emily @skimbro-darvin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
AO3 read me. April fools :)
Archive of Our Own header reading 'omega' in superscript instead of 'beta'
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Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Breaking: Rob Schneider has been drafted and sent to Iran
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