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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Tune in LIVE to be throttled by the truth. Stream wherever you want to be perceived.

Tim Heidecker looking serious with a tune in for InfoWars, tonight (7/2) at 8pm ET at @RealInfowars on YouTube

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours
By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Here is Why I’m Sending Issues of ‘The Onion’ To Every Member Of Congress. Click here to read The Onion’s open letter to Congress: theonion.com/letter-to-co...

Why I’m Sending Issues of ‘The Onion’ To Every Member Of Congress
By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO

If you are reading this, you are likely either a member of Congress or one of the many underlings tasked with prodding lawmakers from a senile haze when they must cast a vote. You may be wondering why you have lucked out and received a free issue of our storied publication without so much as inserting a rider into a bill classifying The Onion as a tax-free religious organization.

Simply put, the inaction of Congress has already made me happier than any legal loophole could.

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...

Congress, now more than ever, our nation needs your cowardice

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

The InfoWars assets remain in limbo. Everything is now in doubt and everyone is worse off than before. In short, it is the kind of world we at Global Tetrahedron have always envisioned. theonion.com/a-message-of...

theonion.com

A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron

We have taken another proud, collective stride toward dystopia. A bankruptcy court has denied the sale of InfoWars following a month of drawn-out legal proceedings. The experience was long and punishi...

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social: theonion.com/a-message-of...

A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron

By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO

-Global Tetrahedron

We have taken another proud, collective stride toward dystopia.

A bankruptcy court has denied the sale of InfoWars following a month of drawn-out legal proceedings. The experience was long and punishing for all involved, and the final outcome is inconclusive: The InfoWars assets remain in limbo. Everything is now in doubt and everyone is worse off than before.

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

We’re always bunkmates at the annual Bilderberg Meeting.

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Wait, they’re still on the board? I thought I had them killed.

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Accusations of an improper workplace relationship between us are misleading.

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

This guy is godfather to my youngest blood boy.

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

He doesn’t know it yet, but he’s getting fired tomorrow.

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Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Bryce Tetraeder - The CEO, chairman, media proprietor, entrepreneur, human trafficker, thought leader, and venture capitalist responsible for overseeing Global Tetrahedron’s transition from a mere multinational conglomerate into a truly interglobal empire.

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Just got to the studio. Podcasting mic all chewed up. Disgusting.

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Please stop DMing me. I already have wives.

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Global Tetrahedron is committed to silencing all voices.

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Redundant InfoWars employees will be laid off with a humane 25-gram cocktail of Brain Force and pentobarbital.

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

To all the pathetic reporters asking: I am not available for comment as I am currently submerged in an adrenochrome fountain.

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Any muscle mass or male sex hormones previously derived from SuperMale Vitality will be rendered inactive on December 1.

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

It has been a pleasure working with members of the Deep State, the global cabal of elites, and the United States shadow government to close this deal.

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Infinite Growth Forever: global-tetrahedron.com

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Read my full letter here: theonion.com/heres-why-i-...

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