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Dr. Bones @directorbones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We should embrace the sublime nature of the quaternary fan by looking at the Tips N Tricks section in a gaming magazine and imagining what the game is like from context clues
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chungris @chungris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how do you even fuck this one up
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
HEYYYYYYYYYY WHAT'S UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Phantom (big ugly lava spider thing) from the original Devil May Cry
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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Deid 🔮 @deidlit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For no particular reason, I feel I should mention I updated my RPG Fan Translation Directory a few days ago with a bunch of new/missing titles, and also a very important change in the last paragraph.
elvenforest.neocities.org
E l v e n   F o r e s t
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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gamers should not have to pay taxes.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 19/09/2026
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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anka @valkalyne.net · 17/09/2026
i think every game should have at least a liiittle bit of bullshit that pisses the player off
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Endless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Just play indies" + "modern hardware is too expensive" the time for your return has arrived
A hand holding an Ouya console in front of a shelf full of nerd figures and PlayStation games.
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Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wish all fan translations and recomps would put some sort of '0 AI used' sticker right on the front of their projects. I'm tired of being burned after digging through github repos and seeing Claude hanging out, so I think I'm just gonna start assuming the worst unless explicitly told otherwise.
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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animal jayson ⭐️👁️ @animaljayson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
wolverine cover arttouhou koumakyou title screen
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026
The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
WARNING ALL OOMFS: MUTE PENIS BIRD RIGHT NOW!! ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS GOT LEAKED!!
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Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New OoT Link design:
That I Think You Should Leave Sketch where Tim Robinson is doing the prank show, but he has too much fucking shit on him
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Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every time someone complains that genres use descriptive instead of prescriptive language I personally make one genre more annoying. Map game now means both modern Ubisoft title, and Crusader Kings. Good job.
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
call me the lara croft of posting the way i'm cooking on my phone
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lincoln carpenter @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm sure Bluesky hacked off most of that headline on mobile, so:
PC Gamer headline: "Dwarf Fortress creator says we can learn something from simply walling up dwarf nobles to maintain an equal society—but notes you have to abolish the dwarf cops, too: 'Another lesson to be had there'"
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Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Only a matter of time until Magic the Gathering makes an mpreg 9/11 Sonic the Hedgehog card
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Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Same with the Duke
A picture of the giga huge OG OG Xbox controller, the Duke.
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
NoJ employee "Bobby Twice" is listed in the credits of Super Mario Galaxy. "There was someone at Nintendo we named 'Bobby Twice.' This was because he said everything twice. He was not very good at his job, but we kept him because he amused us," stated Yoshiaki Koizumi.
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
NoJ employee "Bobby Twice" is listed in the credits of Super Mario Galaxy. "There was someone at Nintendo we named 'Bobby Twice.' This was because he said everything twice. He was not very good at his job, but we kept him because he amused us," stated Yoshiaki Koizumi.
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Mike (AOLP podcaster) @mikecol.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is a very good thing if you want the experience of sitting next to one of my buds on a bus driving from Tucson to Vegas... As an audio experience.
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026
customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/08/2026
actually genuinely fucked up that the metal gear solid master collection doesnt lock up your entire computer and force fullscreen snake smoking dot mp4 while mgs4 is downloading
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Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Motherfucker there's like maybe a hundred words in this thing and (with emphasis) they literally already translated it to English over a decade ago I really don't wanna be a modern video game doomer, but on the other hand dude they even got the fuckin shmups, this shit kinda doomed
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Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Put this fucker in Shin Megami Tensei
A picture of the Great American Mugwump, a multicoloured peacock spotted bird sitting on a fence. The caption reads 'sits on a fence with his mug on one side and his wump on the other!'
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 22/08/2026
caffeine has no negative effects and can’t hurt you if you’re pure of heart
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When a great game is cheap and you gift it to a friend on Steam that’s what I call “Good Rats”
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Skeletons in Video Games @skeletonsinvgs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Legendary Tales
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BearEatSalmon @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
criterion closet but for video games (its one ikea shelf with every xbox 360 game on it and everyone they invite looks at it and their first reaction is like a wary "oh...")
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Attack On Final Fantasy @aoff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I wore my @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social t-shirt out for the first time today. Did I get any compliments? No. Did I get told I look like a shit version of if Thanos and The Punisher had a baby? Yes.
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Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Me talking to the reporter in Michigan: Report From Hell
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Kevin牛 @kevincow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Gonna make a game called Focus, M, where you play as the person on the other side of the comms guiding the hero, but the hero is a dumbass who's barely paying attention to the game, and Wait I'm literally just describing Lifeline
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Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Operation Doomsday Take Me to Your Leader Vaudeville Villain VV:2 Mm...Food Born Like This Madvillainy Special Herbs + Spices Volume 1 The Mouse and the Mask Key to the Kuffs NehruvianDoom Czarface Meets Metal Face Super What? Live from Planet X Expektoration
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Ezzer @ezzer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Just read a post that said 'Warren Spector deserves more respect,' which I think is true in the abstract, but it also reminded me of this IGN quote that I love
'"There's a tendency among the press to attribute the creation of a game to a single person," says Warren Spector, creator of Thief and Deus Ex.'
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Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The one good thing about Palmer Luckey is that he obsessively searches his name across the internet, so if you call him a soulless weasel dipshit fucking dweeb-ass loser somewhere online he'll probably read it.
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Dr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 15/08/2026
if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods
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Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Great news everyone, I thought I would have to make a phone call and talk to a human being, but instead just had to send an email. #blessed
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 10/08/2026
you'd think quakerism and doomerism would be more closely related. but no
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Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You can't tell me this isn't a noise rock 3-piece that released 2 10/10 albums back to back in 2004 and 2005 and then disappeared off the face of the planet
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The Cactaceae @thecactaceae.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
An important message from all of us at Nintendo of America: We are heartbroken to announce the passing of Cranky Kong. He passed away sometime last night after getting caught in a gust of wind and hitting the side of an apartment building. No memorial service will be held, as per his will.
Nintendo
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Jeromes BanG Dream @meltface.xyz · 07/08/2026
#38 (February, 2023)
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Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
They should invent a thing that works
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Edited screenshot of Xenogears. The Captain, a stereotypical sea captain save for the fact that he's an anthropomorphic walrus, tells the party "Most male walruses are bisexual"
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