Reposted by Skeleton HouseDr. Bones @directorbones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We should embrace the sublime nature of the quaternary fan by looking at the Tips N Tricks section in a gaming magazine and imagining what the game is like from context clues 083
Reposted by Skeleton Housechungris @chungris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026how do you even fuck this one up 30958392
Reposted by Skeleton HouseK'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026HEYYYYYYYYYY WHAT'S UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 17801230
Reposted by Skeleton HousePaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine 03845607
Reposted by Skeleton HouseDeid 🔮 @deidlit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026For no particular reason, I feel I should mention I updated my RPG Fan Translation Directory a few days ago with a bunch of new/missing titles, and also a very important change in the last paragraph.elvenforest.neocities.orgE l v e n F o r e s t 8540246
Reposted by Skeleton HouseJake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Gamers should not have to pay taxes. 5354
Reposted by Skeleton Houseanka @valkalyne.net · 17/09/2026i think every game should have at least a liiittle bit of bullshit that pisses the player off 1022020
Reposted by Skeleton HouseEndless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"Just play indies" + "modern hardware is too expensive" the time for your return has arrived 2033933
Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I wish all fan translations and recomps would put some sort of '0 AI used' sticker right on the front of their projects. I'm tired of being burned after digging through github repos and seeing Claude hanging out, so I think I'm just gonna start assuming the worst unless explicitly told otherwise. 010
Reposted by Skeleton Housegem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863791686
Reposted by Skeleton HouseJiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing. 4550551578
Reposted by Skeleton Housevic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026WARNING ALL OOMFS: MUTE PENIS BIRD RIGHT NOW!! ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS GOT LEAKED!! 81173403
Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Every time someone complains that genres use descriptive instead of prescriptive language I personally make one genre more annoying. Map game now means both modern Ubisoft title, and Crusader Kings. Good job. 051
Reposted by Skeleton Housematte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 04/09/2026call me the lara croft of posting the way i'm cooking on my phone 1133
Reposted by Skeleton Houselincoln carpenter @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I'm sure Bluesky hacked off most of that headline on mobile, so: 2066962322
Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Only a matter of time until Magic the Gathering makes an mpreg 9/11 Sonic the Hedgehog card 020
Reposted by Skeleton HouseCut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 31/08/2026NoJ employee "Bobby Twice" is listed in the credits of Super Mario Galaxy. "There was someone at Nintendo we named 'Bobby Twice.' This was because he said everything twice. He was not very good at his job, but we kept him because he amused us," stated Yoshiaki Koizumi. 416922
Reposted by Skeleton HouseCut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 31/08/2026NoJ employee "Bobby Twice" is listed in the credits of Super Mario Galaxy. "There was someone at Nintendo we named 'Bobby Twice.' This was because he said everything twice. He was not very good at his job, but we kept him because he amused us," stated Yoshiaki Koizumi. 112321
Reposted by Skeleton HouseMike (AOLP podcaster) @mikecol.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This is a very good thing if you want the experience of sitting next to one of my buds on a bus driving from Tucson to Vegas... As an audio experience. 031
Reposted by Skeleton HouseRandall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop 6454721562
Reposted by Skeleton Househeadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/08/2026actually genuinely fucked up that the metal gear solid master collection doesnt lock up your entire computer and force fullscreen snake smoking dot mp4 while mgs4 is downloading 151015177
Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Motherfucker there's like maybe a hundred words in this thing and (with emphasis) they literally already translated it to English over a decade ago I really don't wanna be a modern video game doomer, but on the other hand dude they even got the fuckin shmups, this shit kinda doomed 010
Reposted by Skeleton Houseaj @strawberry.bsky.to · 22/08/2026caffeine has no negative effects and can’t hurt you if you’re pure of heart 01315502
Reposted by Skeleton HouseChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/08/2026When a great game is cheap and you gift it to a friend on Steam that’s what I call “Good Rats” 620820
Reposted by Skeleton HouseSkeletons in Video Games @skeletonsinvgs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Legendary Tales 111064388
Reposted by Skeleton HouseBearEatSalmon @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026criterion closet but for video games (its one ikea shelf with every xbox 360 game on it and everyone they invite looks at it and their first reaction is like a wary "oh...") 5312
Reposted by Skeleton HouseAttack On Final Fantasy @aoff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I wore my @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social t-shirt out for the first time today. Did I get any compliments? No. Did I get told I look like a shit version of if Thanos and The Punisher had a baby? Yes. 032
Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Me talking to the reporter in Michigan: Report From Hell 020
Reposted by Skeleton HouseKevin牛 @kevincow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Gonna make a game called Focus, M, where you play as the person on the other side of the comms guiding the hero, but the hero is a dumbass who's barely paying attention to the game, and Wait I'm literally just describing Lifeline 2312
Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Operation Doomsday Take Me to Your Leader Vaudeville Villain VV:2 Mm...Food Born Like This Madvillainy Special Herbs + Spices Volume 1 The Mouse and the Mask Key to the Kuffs NehruvianDoom Czarface Meets Metal Face Super What? Live from Planet X Expektoration 110
Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Just read a post that said 'Warren Spector deserves more respect,' which I think is true in the abstract, but it also reminded me of this IGN quote that I love 020
Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The one good thing about Palmer Luckey is that he obsessively searches his name across the internet, so if you call him a soulless weasel dipshit fucking dweeb-ass loser somewhere online he'll probably read it. 010
Reposted by Skeleton HouseDr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 15/08/2026if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods 4176981765
Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Great news everyone, I thought I would have to make a phone call and talk to a human being, but instead just had to send an email. #blessed 020
Reposted by Skeleton Houseabsolute horses @jcoglan.com · 10/08/2026you'd think quakerism and doomerism would be more closely related. but no 212335
Skeleton House @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social · 10/08/2026You can't tell me this isn't a noise rock 3-piece that released 2 10/10 albums back to back in 2004 and 2005 and then disappeared off the face of the planet 612312
Reposted by Skeleton HouseDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone* 2935541014
Reposted by Skeleton HouseNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 08/08/2026An important message from all of us at Nintendo of America: We are heartbroken to announce the passing of Cranky Kong. He passed away sometime last night after getting caught in a gust of wind and hitting the side of an apartment building. No memorial service will be held, as per his will. 291102190
Reposted by Skeleton HouseJeromes BanG Dream @meltface.xyz · 07/08/2026#38 (February, 2023) 2061531571
Reposted by Skeleton Housebarleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/07/2026 831296