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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
im mad i actually want to see resident evil because "zac cregger doing a resident evil outbreak movie" sounds kind of awesome
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is probably gonna make me sound crazy but the idea of getting free keys to play games on stream is so unbelievably stressful i dont think im ever gonna bother lol. I dont want to be responsible for that shit man hire an ad team
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
in some ways arrow flash is the hardest shmup ive ever played because it is so unbelievably boring i inevitably die to something because i dont want to play it anymore
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
damn they dont sell comics anywhere any more huh
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
they call me the "only slept 4 or 5 hours 2 days in a row" gamer
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i 1cced eosd but the run SUCKED and im MAD about it
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
guess who just found out sakuya actually has 3 colors of knives and its not just that one of the colors sometimes randomly turns during marionette doll
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i havent heard whats my age again in like a decade & it played on the radio and my ass sucks at processing lyrics so it was the first time i realised theres a gay joke in it
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what if i just streamed nothing but practising stage 5 and 6 in touhou lol. i can sort of consistently (if rng doesnt fuck me) do everything deathless up to there and then i just get turbo fucked
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i procrastinated a big refactor i had to do to get my project ready for a thing i need to implement in it and it took like 2 full days of working on it from sunday but its done and i never have to think about it again until i put the other feature in
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I fink i made myself ill
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i gotta play shmups with bombs in them dude i am never pressing that button lol
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Live your life free of game design & theory youtubers none of those mfers are making video games
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cursing everyone i know with the brain worms about ace lightning, a franchise that is basically 100% fake
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
hi im streaming to see if my internet has a meltdown again & also im crashing cars in burnout to 100% it www.twitch.tv/beareatsalmon
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crashing 350 cars to make sure my internet doesnt hate me | Streaming retro.
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Its crazy that the lib dems are real and not, like, a parody organisation
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
why is my internet haunted!!!!!
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hello im streaming innocent tears. we have to send these two 10 year old children to explode a tank www.twitch.tv/beareatsalmon
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Innocent Tears - we have to get these 10 year olds to blow this tank up | Streaming retro.
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i went in a discord call and it was dead silent & i was like oh i guess its just a coworking call thats fine no windows reset my audio device so no audio was playing
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i need a spreadsheet of all the women with big boobs that are also me
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i escaped bed
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Big boobs might be kind of awesome
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i got reimu b all the way to just before red magic and im gonna be honest. that bitch marisa too dam fast for her own good im taking my chances with princess undine lmfao
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
rockstar claiming someone could leak info from the server because they had planted a malicious agent to leak info from the server *to them* about union activities is fucking astounding. i hope this blows up in their face so bad bsky.app/profile/rock...
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Rockstar had a mole in the union worker Discord server "for over two and a half years", GTA 6 company reveals during legal battle https://bit.ly/46U8Y9Q
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Rockstar had a mole in the union worker Discord server "for over two and a half years", GTA 6 company reveals during legal battle
Court filings from the battle between GTA 6 studio Rockstar and fired workers have revealed how Rockstar accessed a Discord server set up by union organisers.
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i couldnt think of anything good to stream and i dont want to stream touhou bc im bad
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i think my problem with eosd (as in its a me problem) is i fucking suck ass at dodging things because if theres too much shit on screen my brain shuts down so i mostly play shmups with either safe spots or way lower bullet counts lol
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i must simply accept that i suck complete ass at video games
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
lmfao they made wolverine into a parry game, dude that motherfucker has a metal skeleton hes not parrying shit
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THEY JUST EMAILED HIM THAT IT GOT CANCELLED WITHOUT DISCUSSING IT LMAOOOOOOO bsky.app/profile/ambr...
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It's just insane that Sony would just close any partnership with him like this
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you're fucking kidding me LMAOOOOOO bsky.app/profile/wari...
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XBOX and KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS Expand Partnership to Publish PHYSINT news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/0...
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
thats me ok
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
its stream time i am frolfing www.twitch.tv/beareatsalmon
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frolfing it up big style | Streaming retro.
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
dude i want to stream but my fucking internet is hitching every 5 minutes
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I need to go 1cc eosd i got to remilia on 1 credit im just too lazy to close it out
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The nintendo direct will be 6 gacha games in a row and 8 port announcements and then theyll be like heres one more thing... and play a trailer for a remake of mario galaxy or whatever
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i am such a chronic painter between the lines and it pisses me off!!!!! (inscrutable art opinion nobody will understand)
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
theres a persona 6 leak and i looked at it because i dont like that series and: lol. lmao
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
extremely funny quote to appear in here because at first it sounds like its mirroring the present day until you notice that the price point theyre talking about is 9800 yen, which is just about the most you would have to pay for a game cartridge that wasn't street fighter 2 lmfao
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Kicking off September with an eye-opening interview between Shigeru Miyamoto and Satoshi Tajiri from 1993! The conversation is mainly focused on the newly released Star Fox and Miyamoto's ideas about polygons, shooting games, and CD-ROM media. shmuplations.com/miyamotoxtaj...
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Shigeru Miyamoto x Satoshi Tajiri (1993) - shmuplations.com
This delightful interview between Shigeru Miyamoto and Satoshi Tajiri was originally featured in the 4/93 issue of Hippon Super.
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the thing that continues to drive me nuts about game remakes is when silent hill 2 remake came out a ton of people were like "finally they fixed the combat in silent hill 2!!" despite the fact that it is 1 for 1 copied from series punching bag silent hill homecoming
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Every video game remake is like "dont worry we fixed the two major problems of the original release. First, every character now has a godawful anime dub voice overcompressed to shit so every cutscene is way more annoying. Second we added a jump button"
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dlss5 zelda lol
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
sign up to join my club where we all draw digi with big ones
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
being a professional programmer just cooks your fucking brain huh
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i should get a big witch hat outfit
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
innocent tears is such a fascinating video game. the story feels like they glued 5 different plots together and just randomly cycle between them. for some reason the main character is obsessed with ranches
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hello im streaming innocent tears because it got a fan translation www.twitch.tv/beareatsalmon
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTHw...
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Close Your 3y3s
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Did you know gameing: Despite the music of the first level prompting you to "close your eyes," this is a remarkably bad strategy for winning at Taito's 1994 STG "Darius Gaiden"
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
my insane game take that nobody will agree with is that analog sticks have been a net negative as an input method and any time a game wants me to do analog stick bullshit its the most annoying thing in the world. bring back dpad movement and fixed camera angles
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
took a 4 hour nap so now i am simply awake at a normal time
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beareatsalmon.bsky.social @beareatsalmon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
im largely ambivalent on it but this feature of making every post with a reply from yourself be indexed seems like it was designed primarily for people who spend all their time writing explainer posts with gifs on every post
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