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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Is that producer/musician Greg Kurstin I see sitting behind home plate at tonight's Dodger game?

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The Dodgers brought back Ohtani too early. 😡

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This one really hurts. Beyond "Phantom of the Paradise," which has long been yeetering dangerously close to becoming my all-time favorite movie, Gerrit was great and memorable in everything he did. A consummate scene stealer. RIP. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

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Gerrit Graham, Actor in ‘Phantom of the Paradise,’ Screenwriter and Grateful Dead Collaborator, Dies at 77

Gerrit Graham, actor in "Phantom of the Paradise" and many other films and TV shows who co-wrote a song for The Grateful Dead, died Tuesday.

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I'm convinced Roberts doesn't want to get to the playoffs. You don't leave a pitcher in when the other team is hitting him all over the park. 7-0 Cardinals, it's only the third inning and Roberts hasn't budged.

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Goddamn. Hayden Panettierre AND Screaming Mad George...gone. Bad news night. Rest in peace.

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Just heard a pretty unremarkable cover of the Magnetic Fields' "The Book of Love" in a commercial. I hope Stephin got paid well for that, at least.

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

At this point, I feel like the Dodgers are just actively trying to NOT get to the playoffs. 🙄

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If you claim to be left wing and continue to watch Bill Maher, you may as well just call yourself MAGA. He went from supporting Bernie, calling for a Constitutional "page 1 rewrite" and screaming about a "slow-moving right wing coup" to now saying he'd vote for Sarah Palin over any DSA candidate.

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I don't know what's worse: this All-Star Game or the constant barrage of A.I. propaganda ads they've been showing during the breaks.

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Rest in peace to my friend Scott Tisch, longtime employee/manager at the Hollywood Book & Poster Co. and longtime regular at my beloved New Beverly Cinema. Just devastated to hear this news tonight. 😪

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Oh look, it's Tatiana Masla...WAIT, GRANT HOSTS A PODCAST NOW?!? 😲👏

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Did ABC really need to cut away from "Jeopardy!" to show Dump and Xi walking around together and kissing each other's asses?

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

It is ridiculous to pretend X moved to the right because people left and not because it got bought by a neo-nazi who deliberately runs it with the overt goal of promoting his views and suppressing those he dislikes.

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I'm still waiting for a reporter to just straight up punch Dump in his stupid face.

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I think my favorite feud at the moment is Rick Beato vs. the "music critics" at the New York Times. 😂 #TeamBeato

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

So now, SEVEN YEARS LATER, they find an Epstein suicide note? 😂 Is it signed "Epstein's mother"?

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Had a harsh reminder tonight that there is usually zero room for nuance in conversation these days, especially online, even if you are stating concrete, provable facts. 😡 Sadly, it appears that this is not a trait exclusive to the right (even if they are, BY FAR, the worst offenders).

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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Had an amazing time at yesterday's Secret Sixteen ('80s Swords & Sorcery), my 10th one of these! Told Mike afterwards that this was one of the strongest lineups to date! Thanks to @secretsixteen.bsky.social, @joshmillerlite.bsky.social and @museumofhomevideo.bsky.social! Lineup listed below.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Because Dems never learn, the CA gov. race is too crowded and, as a result, GOP bozos Hilton and Bianco are leading the polls. The top two vote-getters proceed to the general. Folks, we need to get our shit together, as either one of these clowns—especially Sheriff Bianco—would be a total disaster.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

A thing I strongly believe, but that was only obvious in retrospect, was that drive-time talk radio was the most valuable propaganda platform in history and a big reason we got into this mess we're in now was because conservatives dominated it in the 1990s and 2000s

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

hey i have a good number of trans followers and just in case any of this insidious shit is seeping in and seeing it stated plainly by a rando helps: you don't deserve this

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I hate that we are living in times where it feels the only thing we can do is triage those affected. Where charity is the only weapon against the worst people in the world. But if you can fix something for someone today, please do it. A lot of folks are asking for help, maybe throw them some.

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Celebrating ten years of Cinematic Void with Robert Altman's "Brewster McCloud." RIP Shelley Duvall and Bud Cort. @cinematicvoid.bsky.social

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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Trump says voter id will mean secure elections that we can all trust. Well in the 2020 election, Georgia had the strictest voter id in the country. Yet Trump is still to this day claiming the election was stolen in that state. To Trump and GOP, if they win it was fair, if they lose it was fraud.

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

The fact that Pam Bondi got called out covering up rapists, pedophiles and sex traffickers in the government and countered with "...but stocks are high" tells you everything you need to know about the Republican party.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/02/2026

Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them (Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I don't know who made this, but thank you for your service.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

The Washington Post laid off one-third of its staff, despite being owned by the fourth-richest man on the planet. Billionaire control of the media is a threat to the free press.

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I am unfortunately in a living situation at the moment where I have to be briefly subjected to the disgusting shills at Fox News just about every day. And despite all of the recent horrifying revelations in the Epstein files, what were these Fox idiots ranting about? TRANS PEOPLE. Again.

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I imagine Bill Maher's take on these Epstein file dumps is along the lines of, "okay, Trump was part of an elite cabal that raped and trafficked underage girls...but he was really charming and gracious when he had me over for dinner."

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

NBC News's Tom Llamas did an hour-long interview with Trump filled with softballs & filled with Trump lies that he didn't challenge. Worst of all, he did not ask 1 single question to Trump about the Epstein files & the 38,000 references to Trump. Our mainstream media is broken. Subscribe to Zeteo.

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Read the extended transcript: President Donald Trump interviewed by 'NBC Nightly News' anchor Tom Llamas

Trump spoke about immigration, the Fed, artificial intelligence, the economy and more in the February 2026 interview.

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Wow. The tides are definitely shifting.

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Bill Hicks nailed it over 30 years ago: "Anyone that far to the right is hiding a deep, dark secret."

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

For those keeping score at home:

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I'm watching Kyle Kulinski's hour-long coverage of the latest Epstein files dump. This makes "Eyes Wide Shut" look like "Paddington."

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Maybe the biggest "shut up and take my money" of all time. They've already raised over $600k in two hours, well over the $20k goal.

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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Ayo @frankconniff.bsky.social… This might be hard proof that there is divine justice out in the Universe… Brett Ratner’s “Melania” documentary officially has a lower IMDB critic rating than “Manos: The Hands of Fate”. #IMDB

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

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Sir Hatchporch @sirhatchporch.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

This is just beautiful on a number of levels.

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

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