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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

POV: Your cat is so dang orange it changes the color of the whole wall.

An orange cat with a long puffy tail resting in a windowsill on a sunny morning. The walls, which are normally off-white, appear orange from a combination of the camera flash and sunlight coming in from another window.

Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

From Durin Parton’s “Runestone” album: 🎶 Your fury is beyond compare With hoarfrost locks of snow-white hair/ With ice-blue skin and weapons forged with runes/ Your laughter foretells all our doom/ Your footfalls echo through the room/ And I cannot compete with you, Jotun🎶

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My kid, narrating some battle between his figures between homework pages: “I’m having a great apocalypse. I was born a 40-year-old car, and that’s the one mutation that’s kept me alive.”

C.A.R.R., a beat-up, neurotic orange jalopy of a talking car from the early-aughts Adult Swim show “Stroker & Hoop.” Betcha weren’t expecting THAT reference, were ya, elder millenials!

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The students in my kid’s classroom all need to take “class helper“ roles, which is fine, except their teacher is making them APPLY for those jobs. Seems a bit harsh for third grade. Also, my kid wants the Office Messenger role specifically so he can steal candy from the principal’s desk.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

In Dallas for the weekend, and I was not expecting to see a gigantic rat’s head staring up at me as the plane started to descend

View from my plane of a peninsula that looks like a snarling rat’s head

Google Maps view showing the snarling rat’s head peninsula

Slightly more zoomed out view of the rat’s head peninsula, showing that it is a feature on Grapevine Lake, just outside of Dallas

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Doom: ”I also have goat’s feet that I trip over sometimes!” Reed: “That’s great, Vic.” Doom: “For my first evil plan I’m going to take over a Danish youth hostel!” Reed: ”Hey, you okay, buddy?”

The Avengers: Doomsday poster, but the text has been changed to: “In Ultimate Marvel, my name is Victor Van Damme. I’m also descended from Dracula and one of my powers is poisonous breath.”

Ultimate Doom was really a sad sack of a villain, at least early on.

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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

If you see this, post an archer

The Belcher family, from Bob’s Burgers, drawn in the style of Archer.

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dame @dame.is · 17/08/2026

i would like your help with a social art project this post is the project the goal is for this post to receive ZERO likes… only replies, reposts, or quotes once it's liked, replies are immediately disabled, thereby finishing the piece this is take #17 dame.is/creating/ratioed/17

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This is a very dumb joke that I’m fiercely proud of

Lyrics to a Soviet-themed parody of “Smooth” by Santana:

Lenin’s a cold one/
Like 7 months beneath the Yakutsk Sun/
I hear you’re purging, disappearing everyone/
Your politburo/
My Yezhovshchina/
My Yaroslavl Mona Lisa/
You’re my reason for treason, my Sevastopol

And if you said, ‘This Slav ain’t good enough,’/
I would Five Year Plan/
To lift you up./
I would seize the means of production of your mood/
Because you’re so smooth

And it’s just like the Baltic under the moon/
It’s the same as the emotion that I get from you/
You’ve got the kind of Slavin’ that can be so smooth/
Give me your heart, and Crimea, or else forget about it

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Why is Naomi Klein’s personal jet called “The Simple Machine?” Because it’s an N. Klein plane!

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

“The Economy is worthless without a villain with a weirdly empathetic backstory.”

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 08/07/2026

A thing that made the old Internet good was all the world’s weirdos came together to offer their deep expertise on niche subjects. Now it’s so much harder to find that online, and we’ve destroyed the weirdos’ natural habitats. Netflix homepage could NEVER recommend a film like a video store weirdo.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

What if they just make Binface the next Black Rod?

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Name a TV show no one remembers but you.

Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills. Imagine if someone wanted to make Power Rangers but only had castoff singlets from American Gladiators and some spray paint for costumes and their budget was “we will drive you to lunch after filming.”

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Me: “Okay, the system’s processing it.” Boss: “Yeah, it takes awhile.” Me: “The circle’s still spinning. It’s thinking about its life choices, thinking about its sins.” Boss: … Boss: “I just tell myself it’s going ‘I think I can.’” Me: “It’s been a long morning for me.”

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

10 actresses to get to know me: Mary Jo Pehl Kathy Bates Lucille Ball Wanda Sykes Julie Louis Dreyfus Anne Ramsey Paula Poundstone Maya Rudoloph Margaret Cho Emily Axford

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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 26/05/2026

Brother Gregor gone fishin'

brother gregor the ghariel enjoys the sunset at his favorite fishin hole. rescan of a piece from last year that i drunkenly watercolored a sunset onto last night

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026

we all know I have no life, so:

WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR?

1st Columbo: Groucho Marx
2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye
3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar
4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing)
5th Columbo: Jamie Farr
6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch
7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman
8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin
9th Columbo: Eugene Levy
10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo
11th Columbo: Adam Brody
12th Columbo: Jason Alexander
13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne
14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again
15th Columbo: Omar Epps

NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Me: “doot-doot-doot, me work job” My brain: “Pesto!” Me: “huh?” My brain: “That was the name of the big baby penguin! You were trying to remember that, remember?” Me: … My brain: “From 2024!”

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Take the wrong lesson from a movie. Star Wars: listen to what the voices in your head tell you to do

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Read about Nicole Kidman’s death doula turn, thought about what celebrity I’d want for my death doula, and now I’m stuck picturing Alex Horne as a Cenobite telling me all the information is in the task.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Kid is going through a sustained Smurfs phase, so now we have this cool poster

A poster of the Smurfs from the 2025 Smurfs movie, the one with Rhiana.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

“Hello, America, you had probably forgotten about me and how I look and sound like a cartoon vampire, but I just wanted to quickly associate myself with Jeffery Epstein your minds when I don’t think anyone had seriously connected me to him before.”

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

When Doctor Doom is stuck reading upsetting news on his Doomphone, does he call it “Doomscrolling” or ”RICHARDS!scrolling”?

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 04/04/2026

Yeah because I tried Mastodon in good faith and it was the social media experience of eating bran flakes while being glowered at by an angry German

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Gandalf the Grey is the midway point between Gargamel and Gandalf the White. I will be taking no further questions at this time.

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Rowsdower @rowsdower.com · 25/03/2026

Typical Tuesday night with the boys.

The characters Troy McGreggor, Zap Rowsdower and Mike Pipper are seen in a dark room, illuminated by oil lamp, in the hit 1990 film The Final Sacrifice.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

pixelframe.design/cyberpunk-20...

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

TEND to mah fires and LIVE in the mires and GRAB the little creature of BOGGY CREEK

A still from the MST3K episode BOGGY CREEK 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES, featuring the oafish and menacing character of Old Man Crenshaw. He’s a big, filthy, portly man with a long unkempt beard, overalls with only one strap fastened, no shirt, and an inexplicable rubber band around his forehead. The last third of the movie is about a group of researchers trying to rescue a baby Bigfoot from Old Man Crenshaw’s closet.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I saw this and wondered if anyone at @dungeonsanddads.bsky.social has let Will Campos know there’s a darker and edgier reboot to Teensects? www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCaQ...

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MANSECT! | A Super 8 Special Effects Fantasy

YouTube video by Xenofauna

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Rejected Smurf Names (work in progres): • Baltimore Smurf • Chicago Style Smurf • MLA Smurf • Catboy Smurf • Horsegirl Smurf • Facehugger Smurf • Nonprofit CEO Smurf • Munchausen By Proxy Smurf • Maegashira 14 West Smurf • Tom Hardy Smurf • Oviraptor Smurf

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

There’s a parallel universe where Tropic Thunder is the 2008 action-comedy that launched a franchise and made RDJ a household name again.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

It’s Pie Day, time to repost this. I still don’t know why Tim Heidecker was wearing a fat suit and trying to improv a bunch of pie recipes in a hotel breakfast buffet that day, but the world is a richer place for him having done it. youtu.be/MnnTUePr0T8?...

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Tim Heidecker - A Year In Pies

YouTube video by Jimmy Greenspan

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Apropos of nothing, I found myself thinking tonight about something a former boss told me once. “Auditing is easy,” he said. “I could train a monkey to do it.” That days, maybe hours, before he got sanctioned by the PCAOB and banned from working in audit for three years.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

My kid just asked my wife if Sparta was real. My dad energy levels are rising.

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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 09/03/2026

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

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