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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick

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18+ Comedy & Social Commentary Email for Guest Opportunities: ComicGeekPunk@gmail.com Avid Magic: The Gathering Hobbyist/Personality. Comics, Sci-Fi, Tolkien, Dragon Ball, Horror, Pro Wrasslin’, Hip-Hop/Hardcore/Punk, Mental Health & Disability Advocate

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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No one has ever become poor from giving. Says Skeletor reminding you extra literal people that poor and rich and even giving don’t necessarily mean the monetary or physical senses of those words. Know what I mean?
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 27/09/2026
I have been informed this is currently the top post in the "hololive" subreddit. Now all I need to do is figure out what that is and I will be able to connect better with the youth culture!
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hoodie Weather. That’s the Skeet.
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@rebell.bsky.social Was looking at singles, and realized this card is both a flavor and mechanical win to add to the Doctor Doom precon commander… (Dark Reign/Seige)
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They’re just close friends.
Betty and Veronica
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If anybody is curious, yes I am still in my feels from the Reality Fracture story…
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The 10th Doctor Leaning Against Wall
ALT: The 10th Doctor Leaning Against Wall
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just finished the Reality Fracture audio book AND the last Peter Capaldi season of Doctor Who, and I feel a midlife crisis sort-of meloncholy, today… 😢
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Doctor Who's Peter Capaldi in Sunglasses
ALT: Doctor Who's Peter Capaldi in Sunglasses
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Two Things… 1. Posting less in the coming weeks. Touching grass, and trying to find footing on a living wage employment opportunity. 2. The Reality Fracture precon is an INSTANT cop, for me.
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My local library has a media production wing dedicated to education and resources for folks interested in leveling up their skills. I’m here for orientation. Hoping this might mold me into a better mouthpiece for Magic…
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I know we all have good reason to think the current President is the worst ever, but on this day of remembrance, show some respect for the people who think George W. Bush is the worst President ever, because they still have a strong case.
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“OPEN YOUR LIDS, OR YOU’LL SEE WITH URZA’S EYES, BELEREN!” Damn, Lilliana, I knew you could knock ‘em dead, but I wasn’t familiar with your Cryomancy game. That shit was COLD. #RealityFracture
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“OPEN YOUR LIDS, OR YOU’LL SEE WITH URZA’S EYES, BELEREN!” Damn, Lilliana, I knew you could knock ‘em dead, but I wasn’t familiar with your Cryomancy game. That shit was COLD. #RealityFracture
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This one hurts. Mike did a lot behind the scenes for Dragon Ball, in addition to his talents as a VA. I’m going to touch grass and make some worthwhile memories for a day or two.
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Golgari Gal @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Global warming isn’t real? Then explain why these Winters are so fucking hot
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MC Lars @mclars.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My wife Ashley is an amazing science teacher. No pressure, but if you're able to help her stock her classroom this year, here's her Amazon wishlist. Anything helps and it goes straight to her students. Thank you! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh snap, a Doctor Who reprint!?!?!
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
*Sees Hexgaven Invigorator *Acknowledges it might be one of the best green creatures ever printed *Realizes it isn’t Phyrexian, therefore not “Perfect”…
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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Columbo!
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Dork4Short @dork4short.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
new Lotus for cubes just dropped. Black Lotus reprint in 2026 Death to the Reserved Lost #MTGFracture
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jiang Wick… ☠️
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
*Taps two blue in response to opponent casting their commander, yelling in an over-the-top Arnold Schwarzenegger voice “… IcE tO mEeT yOu, BaTmAn!!! ZAAAAAHHHH!!!!”
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is so dead that his death certificate was printed off an Amiga.
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have two takeaways from him posting this… 1. This pug has never seen any of the original Star Wars trilogy, and that’s laughable. 2. This pig actually has seen Star Wars, and is just completely masked off on being a Nazi, which is horrible for everybody.
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is fucking terrible. Had the privelege of meeting Andy a couple of times whenever ETID played my town. Amazing guy, and my heart goes out to his family, friends fans and community. 🙏💔 www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Andy Williams, Every Time I Die Guitarist and Pro Wrestler, Dead at 48
Andy Williams, a professional wrestler who was formerly the founding guitarist of metalcore band Every Time I Die, has died at the age of 48.
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
LMFAO is Urza doing “Blue Steel”?!? 🤣🤣🤣
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Lorehold Yaoi @loreholdyaoi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Vraska: "No! You can't do this, Jace My Lover, this is wrong!!" Tam: "Who am I? What am I? Where am I?" The Theorist: "Heh, I have a Theory." Meanwhile back on Vryn:
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I haven’t been reading the recent Magic story, but hear me out… What if we are about to get Magic’s attempt at a Legion of Doom???
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I feel a strongly worded Happy St. Patrick’s Day card and a $50 gift certificate to Texas Roadhouse would drive the point home that we don’t take disrespect from enemies of the state lightly… (From some Boomer-ass unhinged Facebook group)
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@billcorbett.bsky.social Coily just got immortalized in his own Magic: The Gathering card. ❤️
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The cycle perpetuates… 😕
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Been working my way through Konami’s Castlevania Collection. About to do my last run through of Castlevania 3, and unlock my final ending with Alucard.
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Touching grass in the rain, today. Reality handed me three L’s today, and I don’t think MagicCon Detroit is gonna happen for me… 😞
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Jay Annelli @vorthosjay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The world is terrible but I can crush 7 children’s dreams at the same time now
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hey, if Jace can do for my love life what he did for Yargle’s booty, I’m all for the systematic destruction and recreation of the Dominia Multiverse, as we know it…
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Today, I learned that someone is attempting to buy out all the Optimus-related Magic cards on online store fronts, creating an artificial spike. Prime example of how scumbag behavior in the Finance community holds zero reverence or pause, in matters of operating in good taste…
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Optimus Prime Says 'I Am Sad'
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Watched Tony Scott’s THE HUNGER last night. This was his directorial debut, and it had no business being this good a horror film. Vampire films rarely leave me thinking at length about life, much less with an ending I had to sit and feel for days. Also; it opens with a live BAUHAUS performance.
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Out of curiosity: Did UltraPro lose their long-standing license with WotC and Hasbro to make Magic IP stuff? I just checked their online store for the first time in a couple of years today, and it doesn’t look like they’ve put anything out since Edge of Eternities.
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Dr. Vaughn Joy @gvaughnjoy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Coyote vs. Acme (2026) is both a really delightful philosophical take on the constant struggle for justice for the exploited and powerless and a powerful takedown of a corporate Goliath that spits on the animated simply because it can. And so is the story. WB really fucked up shelving THIS film.
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post your gateway vehicle
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
True Story: This has been a practice in some Masc circles for years. There were guys I knew in high school in the late 90’s who swore by this. Not me though. Give me that deodorant and body spray. Iccckk… 🤢
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My Hobbit Secret Lairs just arrived. Still don’t feel $60 justifies six cards, but the invisible silver online is pretty damn phenomenal. Absolute shame Greg Hildebrandt is no longer with us to see these. I feel he would have knocked a similar project out of the solar system… ❤️
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m surprised it’s been three years and that Trivago ad where the two Italian giggolos with uncanny valley veneered teeth dogpile JD Vance for overpaying on a hotel room is still on the air! #RecessionIndicator
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Someone tell round-headed kid to mind his goddamn business, we’re playtesting Oathbreaker decks!
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“This character IS a version of the character that isn’t actually that characte, formed from an aspect of said character…” Where have I seen this before?
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thank you, Peter. Voice of my generation. 💔
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Ellie, Who Slows the Sunset @ellie.wubrgsky.org · 27/08/2026
The one comment I would make about the Zeta set Secret Lair that does bother me is that every card is credited to MSCHF. Not a single one I've seen credits the actual author or artist or creator of the art on it. I think that's a real shame.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Which movies and TV shows should I see before watching the clip of Spider-Man hitting Jake Lang?
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goodbye Tim. It is with absolute zero hyperbole when I say the Rocky Horror Show is among the Top Five most significantly life-changing works of art Ithat ever been touched my life. 💔 youtu.be/92VIGmODacI?...
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I'm Going Home
YouTube video by Tim Curry - Topic
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ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If this is true, they should really get the hell out of Colorado.
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