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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wait til you see his opponent’s name
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Man named Hitler Mussolini elected mayor in Peru
The left-wing candidate won a narrow victory in a remote district in the Peruvian Andes, exit polls show.
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Danielle H @danielleceltics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
WOOOWWWWW this Jordin Canada finish #WNBA
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simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
jordin canada holy shit
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier"
Ghost rider driving one of the new electric mail trucks
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claudia 🕸️ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hoops are on
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/10/2026
In case you missed it last night: we are seeing reports all over the country of immigration surges and state violence. If you need whistles for your community, we will send you 100-3000 3d printed for free, and we will love doing it. 3dwhistles.com
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this is the funniest fucking shit i've ever seen in my life
Second Image from quote skeet. Looks like a discord screenshot? idk. I will include alt text for the other two inages in a reply. 

Transcript:

Reggie B.

3:39 AM

I'm seriously considering taking legal action against Pokemon. It's disgusting that they didn't share exact print numbers, pull rates, and how big the supply truly is. They overhyped the set, making us secondary distributors the victims of their marketing. Honestly, this could be a RICO violation if we find that they purposefully did this to take money out of our pockets. No one has supported Pokemon more in the past than us, helping distribute the product at fair market value instead of underpriced MSRP. Reached out to a few attorneys already, if you want to get in just DM me. 30th Anniversary? This was the last straw.
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Roger Watt @rjwatt42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It had a built in mouse. Press the mouse button and a physical mouse popped out.
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Fondor Haulcraft @dayuan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Saw a photo of a BART operator from the 70s and incredible energy
BART operator in a jumpsuit and a big 70s haircut, looking like he’s out of a modestly-budgeted 70s sci-fi movie since the interior’s all white with an orange floor
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Repeating my sotto voce refrain that I think we are very soon going to have to deal with the plain (but seldom spoken) fact that police are simply not under the control of the political leadership who command them on paper.
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jame comma singular @jcommaplural.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
in the club busting it down contemplative as fuck. crazy sensitive style. everyone around me is moved to tears,I am doing the worm
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Winton Kidd🔞 @wintonkidd.com · 09/10/2026
If you like reading me talk about art stuff, check out my stuff on www.patreon.com/wintonkidd because I often write way too much about my art thoughts and share timelapses there. :)
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Las Vegas Aces @lvaces.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A round of applause for our 5x 𝑀'𝑽𝑃 👏💐
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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Leaving Veronica Burton unguarded like that to sink a three is… a choice, Aces 😭 #wnba
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simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
dana evans i literally always fucking believed in you
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😂
Becky Hammon looking slightly shocked with an ass't coach over her left shoulder who has her head angled towards Hammon and it looking at her
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ᴾᵃᵖⁱ ᴄʜɪᴄʜᴏꜱ 🥷⃤ @igotyoedges.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Don’t nothing go by quicker than a day off when you were supposed to be at work
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simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
aces pleeeeease bro
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Doctors say the midweek binge drinking is the most important binge drinking of the week
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claudia 🕸️ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh i’m dreamin baby
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simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bro new york. omg. do you know that we can see you? what was that possession bro
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simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ionescu fraud watch???
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simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wooooow left hilmon wide tf open wow
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simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is great basketball but i need atlanta to pull out the dub here#wnba
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The fake debate was ‘are people blank slates?’ and the real debate was ‘i don’t want non-whites to go to college’, and the existence of unanswered questions in the fake debate doesn’t mean you have to pretend they’re asking them in good faith.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You guys ever think about how unrelentingly stupid everything is all the time
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lol no
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
i think about this tweet every day
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trans mf doom: got my needles and injected some estrogen. now i'm having vile dreams about sex with men. i'm bi? the vials must've hexed this femme. i liked barbies and now i wanna deepthroat ken
sean connery type voice sample: The autogynephiles pose a threat to us all.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
She is absolutely unreal and all she brings is joy
Megan Thee Stallion posing in a white miniskirt dress with her hair bunned up to look like blonde cat ears with orange tips 

On the left her hand is over her face as she sits with her legs crossed 

On the right she arches her back with the booty like POP-PAYOW while holding a small bag Three images of Megan almost like animation in the same outfit where she looks towards the camera, slyly looks away and then closes her eyes Four images of Megan Thee Stallion in the same outfit 

First she sf da upright with good posture and a flexed tricep

Second she looks over the shoulder at the camera 

Third she sits in front of a piano and looks to the side along her shoulder at the keys 

Fourth she looks to the left while facing the camera Megan Thee Stallion in the same outfit sitting in front of a piano and makes a catlike expression and does a claw hand gesture with her left hand
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Public Universal Fiend @publicuniversal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Honestly I have a JD and I’d take advantage of this to do like a few credits at a time, like if I’m a bit bored and want to spend 7-8 hours a week for a few months relearning Spanish or taking a proper class on modern African history finally
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 07/10/2026
Incredible
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🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇻🇪 Chappell's Femininomenology of Spirit @ofvick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The full force of the state must be brought to bear on your own children for being trans, for being gay, for being less racist than you, for abandoning your horrible church, for moving to the city
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"i believe that every Republican Senator has betrayed their oath to the Constitution but i will never ever ever endorse or vote for their opponent" is a sentence that should immediately zap your prefrontal cortex like a microwave oven what are we doing here man
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simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
can i please pretty please give up on being a person. can i get a break from trying to be a human being. can i just be nothing for a little bit. promise i’ll come back. thanks
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Chris Becke (aka BeckePhysics) @chrisbecke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got my images off the camera and did a little cropping and "timelapse-ing". Occultation of Jupiter by the Moon this morning seen from Williamsburg VA. Fujifilm X-T4, XF150-600mm, 1.4TC. Cropped in Darktable, Animated in VideoPad.
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FleetingBits @fleetingbits.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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COMMS CLOSED 🧃🔥 @chilijuicebox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Re watched Perfect Blue! #fanart
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Jackie Powell @classicjpow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why did the New York Liberty turn the ball over 21 times on Sunday afternoon? Players felt like they prepared for a different outcome. Also: on Sabrina's efficient shooting and how her shot diet might be part of some of the efficiency issues. My latest for @theixsports.bsky.social:
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New York Liberty say they 'need to be more prepared' after falling in Game 1 of the semifinals to the Dream | The IX Basketball
The New York Liberty turned the ball over 21 times in the team's 92-82 Game 1 semifinals loss to the Atlanta Dream.
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Jazz. @jl3001.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Folks sitting there eating mini wicker baskets, I'm SICK
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Beeks @lurkermclurkface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"The Fever are out of the playoffs."
Kahleah Copper whispering into Courtney William's ear. Courtney is laughing.
#WNBA
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"My university president told me the frats keep SA-ing his students so I asked how many students he has and he said he just goes to the high schools and gets new students afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding undergrads to SA factories and then his alumni donors started crying."
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
alt text time since bsky didnt want me to put it on the individual panels
panel 1: scrapper looking through the communal decepticon fridge saying "where the FREAK is my MOUNTAIN DEW"
panel 2: thundercracker behind him holding his dew "Heh... I didnt see YOUR name on it..."
panel 3: tc chugs the dew as scrapper texts his work chat (Constructicon Work Polycule)
panel 4: cut to devastator ripping tc apart as he screams in agony
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/10/2026
you'd like to schedule a doctor's appointment? have you logged into MyHealthChart yet? Remember that MyHealthChart used to be Healbe. If you migrated your chart from Healbe Now or Healbe Epic, you are not eligible to make an account. Please make note Healbe Epic is formerly MyHealthChartRX.
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claudia 🕸️ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it’s insane that we’re still doing this
usa today headline: 

Ms. Rachel's 'genocide' post amid Gaza war draws mixed reactions
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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Reposting this because TODAY is Georgia’s voter registration deadline, and it appears to be so for a few other states as well or very close to it. PLEASE register and keep up with your status! There’s already a lot of bullshit happening and it’s bound to get worse!
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Dusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
hyn. gouache painting from way back in 2017
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kirked up Eminem
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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
TOOK THAT FEVER RIGHT ON DOWN. THAT’S WHAT TF I’M TALMBOUT VEGAS. MY MVP AND MY POINT GAWD. #wnba
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Aja Wilson of Las Vegas Aces Pointing Down
ALT: Aja Wilson of Las Vegas Aces Pointing Down
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