simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026vaguely bi-curious mixed race het male has most predictable tastes alive, shocks no one. not enough dark skin women in the sample pictures though 000
simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026this one, which i believe is a gray heron, only because i got this pretty sick picture of it in kyoto 0132
simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 28/04/2026without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally? 000
simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 21/04/2026got my edible, got my gym pump, got my rice based slop bowl, got my denver nuggets playoff basketball, got my furry feline companion. what more can you ask for on a monday evening 000
simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026classmate told me my biceps were big when we were taking blood pressure, this will fuel me to stay in the gym for months 000
simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026ok guys i’m muting all variations of dogpile, sadist, freak, moderation, and mentally ill. wrap this shit up in the next 24 hours please and thank you 110
simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 15/03/2026guts is also very brave around the vacuum until it gets turned on (or moves) 020
simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 14/03/2026extremely frustrating day want to explode into a ball of anger. will be playing fallout new vegas in silence instead 000
simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 28/02/2026it’s 12:08am on a friday. you’ve had 3 shiner bock holiday cheer beers after working 47 hours this week. you turn off lies of p and grab your phone. your country and israel are illegally bombing iran, as of sometime within the past hour. you put a pot of ramen on the stove to boil. u have class at 9 101
simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 24/02/2026just a few more bc it has got to be my favorite meme format 040
simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 24/02/2026need a meme in this format but for home ownership 150
simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 23/02/2026the only light in this world is the new evangelion announcement 000
simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 23/02/2026open discourse app. impending war. large media bad. racism v ableism. dementia president. chud fbi director. rehashed standardized testing and gifted kid discourse lurks in the shadows. regret ever opening discourse app. 211
simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 22/02/20262.40, can’t sleep. going to eat some girl scout cookies and start a new game of civ 011
simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 12/02/2026my eyes have been opened and they should’ve stayed closed 020
simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 21/11/2025my efforts to sleep in on saturday were not appreciated 1111
simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 03/10/2025just want to recognize a very cool moment imo, able to select your writing in the photo and get it translated, didn’t even have to save it 110
simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 03/10/2025hot take ig but sinners was good not great and i just didn’t enjoy zone of interest at all. 010
simplestofmen @simplestofmen.bsky.social · 10/03/2025incredible trip to see the redwoods for my birthday this year 010
