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ucpete @ucpete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Phish Jim Whelan Boardwalk Hall Atlantic City, NJ October 4, 2026 The Squirming Coil outro: the moment when Page walked over to play the famous pipe organ - the largest and loudest instrument on earth - not played publicly in almost a century ... moving Page to tears. Gorgeous stuff #phish #weeping
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simas.bsky.social @simas.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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simas.bsky.social @simas.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Trey’s arms look great
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Phish @phish.com · 16/07/2026
Döniac Schvice: The Garden Edition 🎣
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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Cristian Guzmán SS Debut: 1999 - Retired: 2010 TEX - MIN - WSN
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Cristian Guzmán at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Cristian Guzmán
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I think this is what NYC must have felt like during the events seen in the documentary Ghostbusters
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
OKAY STEPHON!!!
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 29/04/2026
Young people will never know the joy of putting a cassette tape into a doll's chest
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Liz Shannon Miller @lizshannonmiller.com · 28/04/2026
It's my birthday, and as I often do on my birthday, I'd like to share a rec for an episode of TV that's special to me. This time: The @chrisgethard.bsky.social Show Season 2, Episode 9: "One Man's Trash." Watch for the first time, or watch again with someone you love! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwi_...
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S2E9: Paul Scheer & Jason Mantzoukas in "One Man's Trash"
YouTube video by Chris Gethard
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Ken Fang -- Very Asian @fangsbites.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I can’t believe I’m writing this, but today is one of the greatest moments in baseball history history. It’s the 19th anniversary of the Fenway Pizza Throw featuring Don Orsillo and the late Jerry Remy with a guy who wasted a piece of cheese pizza.
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The Entire "Here Comes The Pizza" Affair
YouTube video by Paul Kafasis
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Baseball vampire
Kellz Militant comments “Played baseball with a vampire when I was a child in the Bronx NYC .. he had sun glasses Latino looking with fangs.. he was hitting home runs like no tomorrow.. I asked him "you a vampire" and his whole aura changed when I did and he just disappeared after .. I'll never forget this I'm 29 now shit still with me.. everything u said resonated my brother”
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
A collection of Kaleb's writing put together by his family. www.kalebchorton.com
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Kaleb Horton
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simas.bsky.social @simas.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
finally, filtered water for divorcees
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simas.bsky.social @simas.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Best compliment of 2025 was when a guy in my building watched me sort recyclables and said “I worked for the dept of sanitation for six years, you can break down a box.”
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Baseball Reference @baseball-reference.com · 08/01/2026
The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️‍♂️
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simas.bsky.social @simas.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Indiana jones hates this phish show
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Trey Anastasio @trey.com · 30/12/2025
It’s almost time to say farewell to the MetroCard and to 2025. But where do you go when the swipes go out? Tap and ride on your way to the Garden for Phish’s annual NYE run and listen up for Trey’s announcements in the subway system on your way there!
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simas.bsky.social @simas.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Happy birthday Jimmy Buffett two days ago
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simas.bsky.social @simas.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Is this the Chilo’s by Greenwood cemetery?
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Ian Potter @ianzpotter.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore.
It happens a lot 'round here.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
[forest] ME: omg there’s a wolf WIFE: where? ME: no the regular kind
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simas.bsky.social @simas.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
do some box breathing and watch Jackie Bradley Junior catch everything for five and a half minutes youtu.be/GyR7IDpjy_s?...
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MLB \\ Jackie Bradley Jr Defensive Highlights
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/10/2024
hey man, nice fucking staff. it’s so gnarly. what is that, ebony? you’ve got an orb on top and everything. you gotta introduce me to your orb guy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2025
Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled theonion.com/little-...
Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled
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simas.bsky.social @simas.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
hey Provincetown why don’t you save some hydrangeas for the rest of us
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/08/2025
one of the single best deals in streaming. i've been paying for PBS Passport for years. it rules
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Mike Gordon @mike-gordon.com · 22/07/2025
What a gorgeous day 🎾
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simas.bsky.social @simas.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
imagine stealing $179 million from doctor temperance brennan and special agent seeley booth what a moron you’d be
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Scott Marks @bizarchive.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The Mann
Trey is the Mann
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 25/06/2025
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
NYC Comptroller Brad Lander was just arrested by Trump’s ICE agents because he asked to see a judicial warrant. This is fascism and all New Yorkers must speak in one voice. Release him now.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Weather is getting nice, what if 10 million people went outside at the same time
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
That bird is made up of all the most popular Starter jackets from the 90s.
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simas.bsky.social @simas.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
the pacers are screaming murderers on jetskis
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Cold plunge tub salesman: in an ideal world, how would you start each day Me: cup of coff- Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES 🎵 FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I miss that rideshare moped company Revel so much. I had such a great time with those, never felt freer. It's too bad all of those people died on them.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Love to see the economy go "the Pirates have optioned closer David Bednar to Triple-A" mode.
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simas.bsky.social @simas.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I think it’s a straightforward “Fuck all outies”
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 18/03/2025
X, The Everything App seems to be reporting that Tracy Morgan puked enough to significantly delay this Knicks game, which is not good
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