Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 14hIn a week where we find out Cornell University covered up for 7 students who raped a girl, we have the Trump administration literally slapping their knees over a rape joke 020
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 17hI mean this very seriously: can we see these texts? I want to see just how obvious this is to someone who has very very basic sports knowledge. 000
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance BoardMicah @rincewind.run · 19hthe left has gotten sports, in its entirety, in the national divorce this is why bluesky is the official app of sports 282497321
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 17hSenator Schmitt: It says right here you want the US to lose the War on Terror! You texted your friend "I can't wait to see the Patriots get their ass beat" Normal Person: You mean the day I was the Jets game? And they were playing... the Patriots? 031
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 17hEric Schmitt: We have evidence you wanted the Soviets to win the Cold War!!!! Don't deny it!!!! It says right here "I really hope the Reds win" Normal person: I'm from Cincinnati? Also, it's 2026? 100
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 19hSchmitt gets obliterated here. He's a senator from Missouri, too, extra embarrassing. 000
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 22hOnly 4% undecided in this poll. That's something important I'm seeing. Polls with undecideds in double-digits I think are generally worthless, but I think these low undecideds are getting us to a more accurate guess. And I don't think that meagre 4% is jumping into the bad economy party. 000
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 23hIn most of these cases, the parents are monstrous people too. I remember in the Rapist Brock Turner's case, the dad said the light sentence his son received was really harsh for "20 minutes of action" 010
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've been looking into this because I remember seeing Choosin' Texas at the top of the Spotify top 50 almost 2 months ago and thinking it was strange because it's kind of a nothing song, not a real title track. And today it's only one spot behind Taylor Swift's new music? Yeah, calling BS 000
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Boarddan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026YouTube: “Bass teacher hears Rush for the first time” Internet: sure I’ll buy that Random guy: Choosin Texas? Haven’t heard it Internet: this is preposterous 0674
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I basically don't want these people to die, I want them in misery - I want them in cold cinder block prisons where they eventually develop and die of untreated sepsis. 000
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Boardlydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 26/09/2026if you are sleeping on My Other Brain Is An Idiot by @thorsby.bsky.social, check and see if your other brain is reading it- feel like if u enjoy the kind of things i post, then your favorite webcomic is right here and you might not even know it: myother.thecomicseries.com/comics/1/ 2155
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance BoardYKS @yourkickstartersucks.com · 25/09/2026Gather the crowd! Shout it aloud! New epi-soud! Of YKS Premium! www.patreon.com/yourkickstar... 1302
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance BoardJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/09/2026blender has been a little confusing to learn at times but more than anything it’s just so much fun to get the hang of how a system works. can’t imagine how much less fun it would be to tell gen ai to do it. shout out to doing Regular Computer Stuff 231720181
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026is this about being stranded in iceland or life in general 000
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Is there any good reason Susan Collins should still be a senator from Maine? I don't mean even voting her out, I mean this is BLATANTLY doing favours in exchange for money. An election shouldn't be on the table. She needs to resign and since it's after the deadline, the gop can do a write-in. 010
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Also never never never NEVER put E-15 in your car. It doesn't burn as efficiently as real gasoline so you'll be back at the pump sooner, wiping out the supposed benefit and prolonged use will damage your engine. 000
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Important to note: all of the things she suggests cannot be done because she is currently on an 8 week vacation called for by the republican congress to avoid releasing epstein files or impeaching the secretary of defense 000
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Despite this screaming headline, it's badly cherry picked. Look at the poll. ICE has 42% very negative disapproval to socialism's 41, the overall negative is also only one point apart and socialism has a huge neutral segment while ICE is more polarised. This is an extremely misleading headline. 023
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance BoardGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A vacuous, ridiculous woman with no real analysis of the world and nothing to offer beyond a relentless commitment to her own hollow and ravenous ego. 9109540
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Boardkaylarudbek.bsky.social @kaylarudbek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026And this is part of why I prefer that bridge to cross the Potomac on a bike, despite having to cross the GW parkway multiple times in order to get from the bridge to the bike trail. It feels more peaceful than the I-395 bridge or Key Bridge. 021
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026He's 100% right. Another reason we shouldve never listened to that sad badtard from Wetzel county that insisted we be West Virginia and gone with one of the original names like Kanawha, Vandalia, or I'd even have taken Augusta 002
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026okay okay okay so it just came out you sic lawyers on your own patients for being one week late on payments and the polls are actually looking bad in Kansas of all places What we need to do now is focus on a positive message. How about "shut the fuck up about how high prices are you pieces of shit" 000
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026we can have a blue wave without old worthless kaptur. if you vote for them after they release these dumb anti-trans ads, you tell the it works 020
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Boarddon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 12/09/2023gloq au vin 14578128
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Boardautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026not my problem 1462354228
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mitch McConnell looks terrible holy shit. Worse than Dianne Feinstein 000
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The fact Pat McAfee still has a job after what he did to that poor girl is a dark stain on everything ESPN, Disney, and sports in general. 020
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026do not play the green hills zone music to your pet hedgehogs while they are sleeping, it gives them gotta go fast dreams (instagram source is wagahari555 in case it's not too clear on the watermark) 041
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance BoardFederal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Substack in bio still has like a 99% hit rate 1685
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Whichever marketing freak did this should also be killed. This is the type of thing we never need to allow for even a second and people should be absolutely deathly afraid to ever attempt this. 000
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Boardmaffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Oh BlueSky have increased the video and size limit? In that case, here's Mentally Dull Think Tank Remix from South Park Chef Aid set to wrestling (Botchamania 537 ending) 1830476
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance BoardCorey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion 6570641944
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I mean, one reason Charlie Kirk's death turned into a joke was that we all knew he was an asshole and a bully. It's funny when a bully asshole gets comeuppance. Source: every 1980s movie. But the other reason is they tried to make documentaries about the guy. And they couldn't. He sucked that bad. 100
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026just supercut each of these absolutely godawful swings and play it as an ad non-stop in ohio and you're winning by 50 points 010
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance BoardRobert McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This scraper account posts other people’s stuff without credit. They grudgingly post a separate attribution after the fact, if enough people call them out. Any time an account says “dm me if you own the original,” just put them on the block list. Don’t let these accounts get a foothold here. 32795283
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Boardben @vtben.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I mean if you're Western Michigan you might as well file a lawsuit at this point 1485
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 06/09/2026There honestly needs to be an investigation of the NCAA and the referees over this. I do not like what this possibly is. 120
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 06/09/2026And what's more they had lost all their adrenaline. They'd won, they could relax, then the refs drag them back on the field and scream "no! It's Michigan's birthday they get one more play!" 010
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Michigan getting the Royal Sampler to beat Lenny in a game of cards level ass game 000
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026A man Donald Trump hosted at Maralago just got indicted for child sex trafficking, but the New York Times knows what's truly important: Mamdani is spending money on.... COMMUNICATING with his CONSTITUENTS!!!! When will that bastard finally pay!!!!!!!! 010
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026www.popularmechanics.com/home/a330215... Seen this happen before but that last repost is probably the wackiest I've ever seen. If it ever happens to you make sure your sewer line isn't backed up.popularmechanics.comHere’s Why Your Toilet Gurgles and Spews When It RainsPlus how to attempt a DIY fix. 021
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance BoardMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026uhhhh I just woke up bc there’s a severe thunderstorm and my toilet is doing this??? 2589379
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance BoardJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP. 81214236298
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance BoardPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job 3679201983
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i routinely monitor right wing socials and i can concur it has to be a major driver of psychoses. they're constantly getting trained to believe so many things that just aren't true and - more and more - cannot be conceivably true in a real universe 000
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Oh wow what a white whale of the lost media world! Thanks so much!!! 000
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance BoardIt’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 31/08/2026 I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it 47711
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance BoardBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/08/2026A lot of people correctly point out how smarmy Bill Maher is but I think what I dislike even more about him is that I’ve never seen anyone engage with comedy on a professional level and be so completely mirthless 2191625
