Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In the novel Rosemary's Baby, Rosemary sees an issue of Time with the headline "Is God Dead?" It's a headline from real life. But I didn't know that. I thought the book had gone surreal and God had died and it was in the newspaper. 0140
Reposted by Thorsbymerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that 192259364
Reposted by ThorsbyMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149121252010
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Next to the house where I live there is a small-ish old-ish house that my aunt owns. She stays there when visiting this part of the country. Tonight I was awoken by noise. I wondered if it was an earthquake. It wasn't. A truck had crashed into my aunt’s house. 151
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Rejected lyrics to The Whole of the Moon: I dined using a knife and fork While you just ate with a spoon 040
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Courtroom drama is the most mediocre genre. They are seldom better or worse than OK. 330
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Once as a child when I was taking the bus home from school, there was a new driver. He laughed a lot and kept shouting he was driving over the speed limit. Us kids thought he was real fun. Never saw him again. 1213
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Looked at a new SCP. No text, just a mess of colors filling about two thirds of the screen and an angry deep voice yelling gibberish. A drop hit the back of my hand, like spit from the voice. "How did they make water come out of my monitor?" I wondered. "Maybe it dripped from the ceiling." I woke. 090
Reposted by ThorsbySam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 08/07/2026a specter is haunting europe: dracula 5734135
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Made this to be a background painting for my comic. It looks to me like the purple of the background has different shades. It hasn't. E.g. seems darker in the top right than in the middle. An accidental optical illusion. The effect is pretty mild though, is anyone else seeing this? 3131
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Recommend some podcasts. Not sports, politics or true crime. 911
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Question for people who have seen Amadeus. Do you think God is real in the movie? 200
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Part 4 of my webcomic My Other Brain Is An Idiot has started. myother.thecomicseries.com If all my readers recruit just 3 new readers every week, in less than a year I will have more readers than there are people in the world. 2279
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 15/07/2026(1/4) One time I watched an art show on TV. They were interviewing an artist that had put dead rat babies into jars of olives. Then he’d put the jars onto shelves in grocery stores, so people accidentally bought dead rat babies. The artist was morose and unpleasant. 181
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Went outside to see if it was still raining. Heard screaming from multiple houses. Norway had scored. 0100
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 09/07/2026(1/2) Was walking. Saw an object on the road, near the sidewalk. A plastic orb, one half pink, one half blue. Thought maybe it was a baby toy. Decided to put it on the sidewalk, so it would not get run over, in case someone came back for it. 180
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Trying to come up with a name for an island in my comic. Everything I come up with turns out to already exist. Banana Islands exist. Papaya Island is in Dragonball Z. Pineapple Island exists. Mango is an island. Guava Island is a movie. Coconut Island exists. 7110
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Saw some swan children today. They're not actually that ugly. 2110
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Who watches the watchmen Who repairs the repairmen Who hits the hitmen Who fires the firemen Who gentles the gentlemen Who hatches the hatchedmen Who sees the semen Who lays the laymen Who milks the milkmen 44611
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Yesterday I realized that the part of my comic I’m about to write is really stupid. The characters have no motivation for doing something super dangerous. And I was like fuck it, I’m not changing that now. The whole plot rests on this happening. But today I figured out how to fix it. 4210
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Saw an ad for some shaving thingy, and they said if you use it your skin will thank you. That would be pretty scary. 2120
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Drawing a room for my comic. What should the painting on the wall depict? 650
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I was wrong about what would happen in the final episode of The Boys. SPOILERS: I thought the dog was gonna get super powers and fuck Homelander to death. 051
Reposted by Thorsbymore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/11/2025second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard 3974941708
Reposted by Thorsbyboyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 24/04/2026hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around to reveal tears welling in his eyes, feelings clearly hurt by what was only intended to be a lighthearted jab] oh fuck 182272378
Reposted by Thorsbypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Hey you dumb little green fuck! I’m looking for Jedi master Yoda, who I assume is a tall handsome man, not like you, you ugly shit 18118794
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Found an old notebook, from circa 2000, where I wrote down songs I like. 'cause I didn't think I would remember them when I was older. There were indeed many songs I had forgotten. Been listening to forgotten songs. Almost all of them suck. 0140
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 29/03/2026When you draw a comic with people with huge heads, there’s a problem with cars. Should the car be proportional to the driver’s body or head? There are 2 solutions. One is to draw the windows of the car too tall. The other, which is what I’ve mostly been doing, is have everyone drive a convertible. 1205
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Going by what I’ve seen in TV-shows, most autists solve crimes. 1102
Reposted by ThorsbyMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 20/02/2026The plot of the comic book "A-ha", which a woman reads as part of the music video for "Take on Me" by the band A-ha, is that guys show up and beat the singer from the band A-ha to death with wrenches. That's what's inside the comic book. That's how it ends. 1024758
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 17/02/2026The music videos for Pink Pony Club and Fire Water Burn have the same plot. 041
Reposted by ThorsbyWinnie the Pooh (Official) @indianawalsh.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools 77140064011
Reposted by Thorsbypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Rest in peace to Scott Adams, creator of the beloved comic strip Dilbert and the somewhat less beloved comic strip Racist Dilbert 111195119
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I have come to realize a lot of my taste in music is based on if I liked the music video. 030
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Instead of numbers on licence plates there should be symbols. If you have a thousand different symbols, and 3 symbols per plate that’s a billion different plates. Spider Carrot Eyeball is a lot easier to remember than a string of numbers. 2226
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Part 3 of my webcomic My Other Brain Is An Idiot has started. myother.thecomicseries.com/comics/1 Repost if you love cookies. 1139
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Read Antkind by Charlie Kaufman. Has approximately 100 very funny jokes. Had it been 200 pages long it would have been one of the best novels ever. But it is 700 pages and it drags. 031
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Before I saw Vertigo I had seen three Vertigo parodies; High Anxiety, a Sledge Hammer! episode and the music video for Last Cup of Sorrow. It ruined the suspense somewhat. 050
Reposted by Thorsbypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Well, I got raptured. It’s pretty great up here in heaven, sorry to all of you who missed out 102171788
Thorsby @thorsby.bsky.social · 10/09/2025These images came up next to each other on a streaming service. Thought it was the same woman. 050