Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 16hFor just 6 dollars a gallon, you can help make sure your local yacht owner is able to hire someone to scrape barnacles off his yacht's hull, won't someone please think of the poor yachtowner? 000
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 16ha real funny thing about dennis hastert dying is that it might actually effect the midterms for a bunch of gen-z to find out that the GOP had a literal child molestor as the speaker of the house and actively covered for him for pretty much a decade 010
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So much computing effort and token usage for something that is just shit. 120
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm not worried about AI making better art than humans. The most technically impressive art it makes is still utter shit, and probably because it isn't human. But I am worried that that doesn't matter to a lot of people who can't tell that it's bad and think art is just "content" 120
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is the song you listen to and you think it's so cool when you're like 9 and hopefully you have friends who tell you "that's baby shit dude" and turn you onto actual music. 110
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026How many of these guys who marvel over AI like "wow it's so good l" have just literally never experienced art? Like, this is technically really cool looking that an AI did this through prompting... But is the part of your brain that can tell something sucks not working? 230
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance BoardAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/10/2026First Lady Natalie Harp returns to the White House late last night after traveling all day with the president #TravelWithNatalie (Alex Wroblewski/AFP via Getty) 1133128712781
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A favourite fan edit youtu.be/Jneu0Ifw0GQyoutu.beGuy watching bowlingYouTube video by spaceunix 071
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My family took a trip to Toronto to see the Blue Jays when I was a kid and we saw this on TV in the hotel room. My dad laughed so hard he literally had to go to the bathroom because he was about to piss himself. 040
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Encyclopedia salesman I use it as a short hand for the median voter constantly 150
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The meme always ends in "What." But I like to think JRR would have been like "hell yeah, that is real hot" or "actually. Could one of them hang dong? Doesn't matter who." 170
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The answer is none. None more round. 020
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is so impossibly embarrassing. While Zohran Mamdani is making ads that show how to win elections (hint hint, talk to the people about issues and be genuine because you are) the political consultant class things we want AI country music jingles. Never. Listen. To. Political. Consultants. 010
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Making fucking AI jingles is maybe the most goddamned possible tone-deaf thing in this campaign season. I cannot imagine how much you are paid to have no common sense whatsoever. 110
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is AI and it sounds like trash 180
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026jesus i literally despise everything about the way that substack article is written. the highlighted yellow text just instantly reviles me like every sleazy donation-begging email i can never get rid of 030
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance BoardFLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME. 17056231976
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Everyone remembers hanging chads and the butterfly ballot but Katherine Harris just decided she wouldn't accept a vote total that showed Gore won. That was really it. 180
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When Trump voters were chanting STOP THE COUNT because Trump was ahead early in 2020: that's exactly what Florida did when Bush was ahead in 2000 160
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Abbot and Costello bringing him out on stage at the end of the who's on first sketch to insane applause 1240
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gilligan and Skipper and Professor Hinkley only have one outfit because the Professor was the only one who planned to attend really; Ginger and Mary Ann and the Howells were obviously waiting to check into their hotel and decided to take the tour to pass the time so they had more luggage. 030
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In a week where we find out Cornell University covered up for 7 students who raped a girl, we have the Trump administration literally slapping their knees over a rape joke 020
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wow, Schmitt out with a quick press release 3141
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I mean this very seriously: can we see these texts? I want to see just how obvious this is to someone who has very very basic sports knowledge. 000
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yeah I imagine they have some other text that has him mentioning the Hawks somewhere, but they didn't feel the need to blow that up or that was going to be on a second placard or something? The way he goes "okay well you perjured yourself let's move on" makes me think he realised he screwed up. 040
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Permanent now (well, might take some tweaking) 072
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance BoardMicah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026the left has gotten sports, in its entirety, in the national divorce this is why bluesky is the official app of sports 282546329
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Senator Schmitt: It says right here you want the US to lose the War on Terror! You texted your friend "I can't wait to see the Patriots get their ass beat" Normal Person: You mean the day I was the Jets game? And they were playing... the Patriots? 031
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Eric Schmitt: We have evidence you wanted the Soviets to win the Cold War!!!! Don't deny it!!!! It says right here "I really hope the Reds win" Normal person: I'm from Cincinnati? Also, it's 2026? 100
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't even see what they were talking about in the texts? The texts they show don't mention the Hawks at all? 100
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Schmitt gets obliterated here. He's a senator from Missouri, too, extra embarrassing. 000
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026bojack horseman voice: i've heard of mr bean but this is ridiculous! 010
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I mean it makes sense that a bunch of silicon valley online freaks think "not getting mad online" is an important skill 0101
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(I fully know this will never get built, or if it does, it will only provide about 100 jobs) 010
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026An interesting thing about this is that the Ohio Valley has been clamouring for steel mills for forever. Doesn't this kind of piss off PA, OH, and WV that the government appears to be playing faves by giving a steel mill to Iowa? 230
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sorry I'm having trouble reading this - they don't give us very long lunch breaks at the FoxConn plant I work at that created 300,000,000 jobs here in Wisconsin 0292
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Only 4% undecided in this poll. That's something important I'm seeing. Polls with undecideds in double-digits I think are generally worthless, but I think these low undecideds are getting us to a more accurate guess. And I don't think that meagre 4% is jumping into the bad economy party. 000
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Watching Vivek Ramaswamy try to return his knockoff Buckeye jerseys to aliexpress and getting denied will make me very happy. Would also be cool to see him locked up for the rest of his life, too. 020
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In most of these cases, the parents are monstrous people too. I remember in the Rapist Brock Turner's case, the dad said the light sentence his son received was really harsh for "20 minutes of action" 010
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026And radio stations in the last 30 years have all been migrating to country too, feels like, the few times I'm in a car without my phone 000
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've been looking into this because I remember seeing Choosin' Texas at the top of the Spotify top 50 almost 2 months ago and thinking it was strange because it's kind of a nothing song, not a real title track. And today it's only one spot behind Taylor Swift's new music? Yeah, calling BS 000
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Boarddan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026YouTube: “Bass teacher hears Rush for the first time” Internet: sure I’ll buy that Random guy: Choosin Texas? Haven’t heard it Internet: this is preposterous 115115
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The latest Elephant Graveyard video makes Trussell look so insanely sad. 060
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I basically don't want these people to die, I want them in misery - I want them in cold cinder block prisons where they eventually develop and die of untreated sepsis. 000
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That video where he says "oh yeah you kicked my ass in the election. Good! That's what I wanted you to do! Now I'm free of the shackles of having to campaign so I can start really fixing LA" was incredible fuhrerbunker shit. 010
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I was one of the et adventure winners, no one told me it was just being strapped to a table and prodded by guys in labcoats while they didn't let you drink water for two days. 010
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The big problem for the gop in Iowa is they really didn't have anyone else. Any other Republican would have lost. Reynolds is _despised_. It's why they had to go out of state to find a gubernatorial candidate - the brand is poison here. Dems sadly don't have much of a bench either. 150
Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Here's my twist on the idea: what if the pentameter still has to fit, so you have to cut something out as well. 090
Reposted by Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Boardlydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 26/09/2026if you are sleeping on My Other Brain Is An Idiot by @thorsby.bsky.social, check and see if your other brain is reading it- feel like if u enjoy the kind of things i post, then your favorite webcomic is right here and you might not even know it: myother.thecomicseries.com/comics/1/ 2155
