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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Despite this screaming headline, it's badly cherry picked. Look at the poll. ICE has 42% very negative disapproval to socialism's 41, the overall negative is also only one point apart and socialism has a huge neutral segment while ICE is more polarised. This is an extremely misleading headline.

A poll showing ice with 39 approval, 9 neutral, 51 overall negative

Socialism is 21 positive, 23 neutral, 52 overall negative

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

do not play the green hills zone music to your pet hedgehogs while they are sleeping, it gives them gotta go fast dreams (instagram source is wagahari555 in case it's not too clear on the watermark)

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

pardon me, creating a new brainworm for everyone for everyone from Pittsburgh

Iconic Pittsburgh rocker Donnie Iris in a yellow tuxedo and thick glasses wailing on a cyan guitar in front of other pictures of himself slightly less dressed and also playing the guitar from his album Back on the Streets, which featured the song with the inscrutable lyrics "Love can rock you. Never stop you. Love is like a rock."

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

oh come the fuck on man don't repost this fucking shit

A screenshot showing the byline is Barak Ravid, the giant dumbass who keeps doing stenography work for Trump and has literally never been right since the beginning of the war

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

the top ten juiced up moggers AND the top ten juiced up maxxers

A disgusting looking cartoon old man wearing glasses that obscure his eyes completely from the dilbert 2 cartoon

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

does this mean i'm praying for them or they're the designated prayer leader or what the fuck

a section of the website titled featured leaders for prayer listing todd blanche, AOC, judge theodore chuang and joseph jewell

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The life of these TERFs is so bizarre. This is a person who never actually cared about the WNBA and is showing up to WNBA games specifically to protest. In a game between the Liberty and the Fever with playoffs impact, they're scribbling down how many times they see trans rights on the jumbotron.

A post from Jenna Juliet Wikler. The highlighted portion reads: "The game itself was exciting and fun. But that jumbotron! They zoomed in on “Trans kids belong in sports” signs more times than I can count and they had three paid pro-trans messages at halftime. It was all I could do not to throw up over the balcony. "

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It's not crazy to me that the right wing's ooh rah love the veterans stuff is all fake, it's crazy to me that it took basically one weekend for them to start saying "the troops are losers"

A headline from Trent Leisy, host of the Red White And Real podcast: Cowardice on the Lincoln: Crybabies in Uniform Who Never Should Have Signed the Contract

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I'm curious how big of a city there would need to be on the moon for it to be visible from Earth. Considering the Tycho Crater is probably the smallest thing visible with the naked eye on the moon's surface and it's about 80km across, the minimum city would be about two Los Angeleses give or take

A google map of Los Angeles showing the distance from the ocean to a spot somewhere around West Covina being around 44km.

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Fake news we're interviewing Mike lindell right this minute and he's driving to the supreme Court to sue

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

While reading about this I figured out the UK's problem. They must've stopped checking these regularly.

Screenshot of text. Heading The Pedoscope. Text:
At more or less the same time that the Foot-O-Scope and Adrian X-ray Shoe Fitter came along, a similar device known as the Pedoscope was invented in Great Britain.

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I hope this doesn't come across as too much of a shitpost, but I genuinely wonder if this would be something people would want. Too creepy?

A family from Michigan showing two girls, four boys, a mother, and a father whose face has been obscured by a black box.

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The people yearn for the sequel to Jerry Glanville's Pigskin Footbrawl dammit

The cover to Jerry Glanville's Pigskin Footbrawl for Sega Genesis, featuring a man's arms in medieval bracers reaching out for a football and a banner boldly declaring it the arcade sports simulation game of the year

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

You can't program a website and you want to be a senator? Hell no. I'm sick and tired of incompetent morons being allowed to run this country. We need senators who care about people, not lining the pockets of elites

An embarrassing link to the site whose preview text is a bunch of garbled CSS

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

POV you have just decided to chant GOOOOOAL BY THE USA to the tune of Born in the USA

The disgusted guests at the party meme, all holding red cups and looking at you like you're psychotic

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I'm pretty sure in soccer the outcome is still considered a draw. This Australia Egypt game is considered 1-1 with Egypt advancing on PKs

A screenshot of the Australia 1 to 1 Egypt score with Egypt having 4 penalties to Australia's 2

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

it's so bad they're doing the dril "this whole thing reeks of gender" tweet

A national guard guy flipping a picnic table to keep people from using it

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

You'd think "oh this is a click bait cover to get me to buy the book and there's a perfectly valid reason he's burning it like Jimmy used kryptonite thread or something" nope.

Superman obliterates the robe with heat vision saying "the emblem is crooked and the colors don't match my suit closely enough! I won't wear anything that poorly made!"

Jimmy looks on in horror: dad stop don't use the heat of your x ray vision! Oh too late my father's day gift... Burning up!

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Chinese social media has a pretty big scene of sad Bean edits.

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

This Spencer Pratt "concession" video is the most cringe thing I've seen in years. He literally says "I love not being ham strung by having a campaign!" and "you know who hasn't slept in 17 months??? MY MOM" Losing a campaign is one thing, but this? This is a career ender.

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

the miniature wife gets miniaturised after essentially taking a facial from a train that is a stand-in for her husband's penis while arguing with him

Elizabeth Banks in a low-cute white sweater holding a toy train that she is comparing to her husband's dick. She's saying It's nice to see yours to scale.

Elizabeth Banks's shocked face covered in a clear liquid that will now miniaturise her.

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Amazing levels of journalism being taught at bari weiss university here. At the event? Able to quote a politician directly? Worried it might make them look good? Just snidely remark they said something and throw in a word you hate.

A quote from the story - after flores stopped Raman said something about planning and being inspired by all of you and then she pledged to work alongside you to revitalize olvera street

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

You drop 16 tons. What do you get? A chance to win a rare pokemon. By dangling this in front of the workers they will continue to drop the tons. The catch? Pokemon aren't real.

Nathan fielder from Nathan 4 you. A slight Canadian man with very light stubble in a blue shirt and tie sitting in front of an aisle of a pet store with a cat tree in the back and out of focus cat food cans on his left

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Even the non-clever posts are stolen. Is it that hard to think up "Jake tapper is a bitch"

Then liberal BoJack making a post that is a word for word copy of a post from Adam Parkhomenko saying that Jake tapper is a bitch

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