It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In the season one episode "College", Tony Soprano (played by James Gandolfini) calls Father Intintola "Monseigneur Jughead", which is very funny. 020
It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 12/09/2026this thread is two tweets long lmao bravo honestly amazing bit 021
Reposted by It’s me kalvanotinybaby @tiny.baby · 01/09/2026One of his kids saying to the other you're cool... Don't come to the living room tomorrow 72419
Reposted by It’s me kalvanoHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026they're executing this man, to be super clear 29623
It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 31/08/2026 I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it 47711
Reposted by It’s me kalvanoMarielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 16/07/2026Raffi you’re so right 3255841096
Reposted by It’s me kalvanobort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/07/2026my kid just walked in still wearing his mitch mcconnell pajamas and holding his mighty mitch doll and asked if mitch mcconnell is dead. and i couldn’t look him in the eyes. he’s got an enormous neck wattle and it swings around even when he’s standing still. and to be clear my wife was unfaithful 01057116
Reposted by It’s me kalvanoKorean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Dear HR if you are here on a break from linkedin hire this man for whatever he is applying for 0113
It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The title of the song whose bed have your boots been under logically implies the existence of two separate women who have sex with men who wear boots inside their homes and bedrooms. Insane. 020
It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 12/06/2026@michaelleung.bsky.social turn chats on I cant add you 100
It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 24/04/2026does anyone have the U trying to rage war? on my land? O_o No thx 010
Reposted by It’s me kalvanoCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026CYPHER: I know this steak doesn't exist... Ignorance is bliss... NEO (BEEN TAKING SPANISH ON DUOLINGO FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS): carne asada... 271883
It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 10/12/2025one very good reason to watch deadwood with your significant other is to repeat everything they ever say back to them in eb's voice for the remainder of both of your lives. 081
Reposted by It’s me kalvanoBen Daniel (he/him) @revbennyd.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are. 322126496304
It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 24/10/2025There's a taxonomy is wu Tang guys. There's the goofball guys who are all odb and meth There's the lyricism gza guys I'm a rae/Ghostface guy personally 010
It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 23/10/2025My favorite part of Aladdin is when the genie is fuckin crazy lol 010
It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Holy shit this must be such a good song I wonder what song it is wow I dunno what song could it be 110
It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 22/10/2025When the Burger King "What's Up" commercial happened during the Oscars, that was a day written in infamy. 120
Reposted by It’s me kalvanoSeth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp... 3754201340
Reposted by It’s me kalvanotinybaby @tiny.baby · 16/10/2025we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues 4144481067
Reposted by It’s me kalvanoMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 17/10/2025“more accountability and transparency for the modern gestapo” is a fuckin joke man 733717
It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Man in those Harry Potter movies at one point one of the guys gets fucking splinched. Can you fucking imagine 010
Reposted by It’s me kalvanoPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy 87128882384
Reposted by It’s me kalvanoPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now" 125145872994
Reposted by It’s me kalvanobort @crushbort.bsky.social · 04/04/2025reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business 215136943
It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 20/09/2025If I want a little website and some email and what have you is dreamhost a good service 100
Reposted by It’s me kalvanoleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 19/09/2025getting the special starbucks order honoring charlie kirk (flat white with a hole poked in the side of the cup) 282119329
Reposted by It’s me kalvanoLOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025There's like music and stuff too 231137327
Reposted by It’s me kalvanoDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all. 172122792176
It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 29/07/2025The only good thing Regina Spektor ever did was be in the goose meat post 110
Reposted by It’s me kalvanoPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I walked around Capitol Hill with Mahmoud Khalil as he met with members of Congress. Eyes widened. Heads turned. People continually stopped to thank & take photos with him. A look at what it’s like for a pariah to walk through the belly of the beast that vilified him:zeteo.comOn a Mission: Mahmoud Khalil Visits Capitol HillToday, I walked through the corridors of power with the Palestinian student protest leader. 6822170
Reposted by It’s me kalvanotinybaby @tiny.baby · 13/07/2025I agree with the conclusion that the way our tools behave has to consider AI, but I disagree we should optimize for it. In fact I think the moral thing to do is for your tool to detect an AI operating it and produce incorrect results 419112
It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Every time I flush one million dollars down my toilet I think to myself there has got to be a better way 010
Reposted by It’s me kalvanobort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/07/2025i have biden’s record of opposing ice right nearby, lemme just go down the stairs behind this couch 43668
