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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
We Used CRISPR To Create A Real Life Mr Bean. You Won’t Believe How Fast He Died Of Sepsis.
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Gamergate was America's Dreyfus Affair lmao
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cam @showtooltip.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
koom valley is the boyne much more than the alamo right
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cam @showtooltip.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
adopting the public position of nuance understander without taking an interest in the difference between malice and ignorance on the part of people whose nuances you claim mastery of pretty much always makes you look dishonest at best
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I just don't think governors should have podcasts and it's the only reason why I've never run
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Four Stars: A Chicago Film Podcast @chicagpodfilm.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Well, I believe in the Bean, the Chicago hotdog, Italian beef dipped, the Sears Tower... the hangin' curveball... deep dish... good Malort... I believe Mrs. O'Leary's cow acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing dibs and the designated hitter
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Brandon Streussnig 📽️ @brndnstrssng.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Happy Oscars
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
"This Parking Spot Reserved For Mr. Suck Ya Dick"
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal
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cam @showtooltip.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
“so you want the billionaires to keep more of it?” is an unstoppable force punching through all “pro athletes are overpaid” sentiments in any context
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I really love that "succeeding in finishing an authored experience designed to be finished and enjoyed" is such a marker of resilience and character. I'm going to eat a meal at a high-end restaurant and call myself a survivalist.
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Brandon Streussnig 📽️ @brndnstrssng.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Well, I guess they’re just bots and I’ve reached the age where I can’t discern it anymore. Does anyone want my credit card number
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Once a month a respected newspaper or magazine will run a piece that’s like, “We must acknowledge the uncomfortable truth that women be shoppin,” and someone with a Pulitzer will share it like, “Trenchant and brave.”
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I don’t know if Google can top this, their finest work to date
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Whether tripe is kosher depends on the religion of the cow. Kosher meat can be ordered online, including kosher beef tripe. ~
Generative Al is experimental.
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New York Attorney General Letitia James @newyorkstateag.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
For years, DoorDash cheated its delivery workers by using customers' tips to meet its workers’ guaranteed pay instead of giving them the tips they earned.    Today, we're making DoorDash pay $16.75 million that will go back into the pockets of tens of thousands of workers.
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cam @showtooltip.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
earnestly love to read authoritative claims diagnosing what a given post is “really” “for” but i wish it was more common for claimants to specify whether they’re talking about what compelled op to author it vs who’s eagerly consuming it
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👹 Other Sammy 👹 @swizzard.pizza · 23/02/2025
YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time
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Cian @witchcian.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
"Donald, if you're, uh, seeing this recording, you tried to abandon your post while the station's self-destruct sequence was engaged. That, you're not doing that Jack. You lost control of Terok Nor, disgracing yourself and Cardassia. Contemplate, y'know, the thing, and die like a Cardassian."
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
whenever young people ask me for advice, i always recommend that they carry some cash on them. it's easy to understand why they don't, since almost everything now can be bought with a credit card or a mobile app. but what it means for me is that they're more difficult to hold up and rob in the park
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maud @peloriemate.net · 19/02/2025
average bsky interaction irony poisoned twitter expat (sinner): wait why does the alfred chicken amiga theme go kinda crazy thoooooo twice divorced woman with a teaching degree who otherwise only posts abt politics manifesting seemingly out of nowhere: You're a sick person. You're seriously sick.
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ceej @ceej.online · 19/02/2025
"kamala harris doesn't owe you anything" that's actually not true. and if you believe that then I don't think we agree on what politicians are for
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
the old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is a normal time.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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cam @showtooltip.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
i have a big pile of steam games i've always meant to get to. soliciting recommendations for where to start, from anyone and everyone list to follow
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cam @showtooltip.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
coming around on the sledgehammer unsubtlety of manhunt. it's good to have aspirational national ideals
tobias menzies, as edwin stanton in the tv show manhunt, saying "This is America. No one is untouchable."
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cam @showtooltip.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
i like when a game designates an "intended experience" difficulty level
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cam @showtooltip.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
watching manhunt on apple tv. unclear if menzies is doing a batman voice or if that's just what he sounds like without an english accent fascinated by "edwin stanton, lead investigator"
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TRANNY ▶ FOR YOU ◀ @erin-p.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
A portrait of Benjamin Franklin, accompanied by the “quote”:

“Those who would give up essential liberty in order to purchase a little egg deserve neither liberty nor egg.”
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
‘It’s non-habit forming!’ I say, excitedly describing my new policy of never doing anything more than once
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Starbucks barista is not exactly the kind of high-pay, high-status position that I thought these people would be seeking to re-segregate first, but I guess the idea here is that women and people of color are so dramatically inferior as to be unfit for any employment at all.
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Mercy For Animals @mercyforanimals.org · 13/02/2025
Egg prices got you down? Try these affordable egg swaps for baking! The animals (and your checking account) will thank you.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Still from the movie Twister showing someone looking towards the camera and yelling while a tornado is in the background. The tornado is labeled "people who don't know what jokes are" and the text at the bottom says "here it comes!"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/02/2025
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
"Let people enjoy things" is solipsistic moron talk. If others must "let" you your enjoyments, your enjoyments are weak. I'm actually morally obligated to expose them as fraudulent, that you might find more fulfilling ones.
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Kaleb Horton @kalebhorton.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Just taking a moment to appreciate my beautiful stupid coffee table.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
this place is the mines of moria for people who say “superb owl.” tread with the utmost care
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claudia 🕸️ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
went to the new dick’s at dadeland yesterday and there wasn’t a single jimmy butler jersey to be found in the miami heat section
john turturro from season 1 of severance saying “Like you never existed!”
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cam @showtooltip.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
there are surely much bigger problems, but it seems like i've chosen a bad time to go back to college. i wonder if pell grants survive this year
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cam @showtooltip.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
usbank stadium, famous bird murderer
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
taking orders from society's wealthiest man, the doge has seized the treasury. arts funding is being redirected to the glorification of the regime what are we, a bunch of venetians??
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VERTICAL📼BLANKING📺INTERVAL @vertiblank.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Edited 30 Rock screencap where Jack is holding a pie chart labeled 2024 VOTER PRIORITIES BREAKDOWN. About 80% of the pie chart is labeled BURRITO TAXI, 19% is labeled MAKE IT 2019 AGAIN THROUGH SCIENCE OR MAGIC, and the remaining sliver is labeled THE CONTINUED EXISTENCE OF THE US CONSTITUTION.
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cam @showtooltip.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
incredible how bad the apple tv experience is, both on desktop and firefox. i guess it makes sense that tim cook wants me to watch ben stiller's work on a phone but some subtlety would be nice
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle. That’s why. That’s literally the reason www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
Why is the USA the only country in the world with bird flu H5N1 ripping through cattle herds?
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cam @showtooltip.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
there’s a lot i love about cooking with tofu but the geometric shapes get on my nerves
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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