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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
"Nobody was turning on Living Single lookin for baddies" nigga, you built like your legs are on backwards. let's start there.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do not mean to single out LeBron James, but it feels completely bizarre to me that an active player is allowed to promote "prediction markets" but would get banned for life for using that service to bet ten dollars on their own team to win a game.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lebron mention on SNL: "Lebron James attended his first press conference as a 76 year old" 😭
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Theresa McLeod @westtexascatlady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After he’s dead, we’re gonna find out that the man who ruined our country was never actually elected, aren’t we?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Christopher Hudson @chrishudsonjr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Abolish the Death Penalty No government should be trusted with the power to murder you
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A clip from a magazine cover: TRANSSEXUALS — HOW ARE THEY COPING AT WORK?
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If the election pans out how it clearly looks it will right now, no party in American history deserves this level of ass kicking as much as the current GOP
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EnchanTRIS✨✨✨ @myobsexssions.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Just applied to be a poll worker for Election Day. I know they’re planning to invalidate votes. And threaten ppl. Gonna put my Spanish skills to use and try to help the elderly. Just doing my part to try to help keep this damn country from eating itself alive.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
no this is my circus, that’s not the problem at all. the thing is, though, those aren’t my monkeys
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Matt @nosoupforgeorge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your random Sunday night reminder that everyone watches women's sports.
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Jenifer Lewis’ Afro @msjlaw.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Happy first day of the WNBA playoffs to those of us who celebrate!
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A'ja Wilson WNBA Court Warm-up
ALT: A'ja Wilson WNBA Court Warm-up
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The orange felon went to Tennessee today to see a football game on taxpayer dime and Tennessee lost. His death curse continues unobstructed.
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momofanangel.bsky.social @momofanangel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So now it’s pretty obvious that some of our Supreme Court justices are in the Epstein files.
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Chris "🍻🍻" @thecellarmonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Aww ... not feetloaf for dinner again
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Rosie Amy 🏳️‍⚧️ @comicsamy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You have to really suck if you're a nepo baby with one of the richest men in the world for a dad, and you still can't make it in Hollywood.
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Rude1 Haunted Badness. ⁂ @rude1.blacksky.team · 24/09/2026
Just saw an 80 reply thread (on Threads) of bots saying Black Caribbeans aren’t Black. Don’t compare Blacksky to that bot farm, faux engagement generator, anti-blackness factory ever again.
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yea dude no shit that’s why it mostly works. Those are load bearing furries.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You will never take my joy from me
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kevin Durant on the drama surrounding the WNBA: "All that stuff is to be noise man. WNBA is flourishing. Look what these women are doing. Look at the money they made over the last few years. Look at the visibility of their league. They got 4, 5 signature athletes on major brands
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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Surly Amy @surlyamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My husband just ate a taco with a knife and fork. I want a divorce.
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Absolutely
Reasons why I'm polite to waiters - Because I realize they're human beings, trying to make a living, not my servants.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You never realize how little self-control you have until you’re eating chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’d highly recommend that nobody download this app. At best, it’s unfiltered propaganda. At worst, it’s spyware.
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Matriarchy Now @matriarchy.now · 21/09/2026
Raise your hand if you don’t give a fuck what bathroom people use 🙋🏻‍♂️
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
freak the fuck out and panic sell everything righgt now. its fucking over
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𖤐 Trans Bitch 𖤐 ($75/$100) @moodyminx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You ever meet someone who says shit like "I'm glad my taxes paid for your meal" Like bitch stfu, first of all your tax payments are not more important than everyone else's and second its really weird that a hungry person being able to eat upsets you.
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Mila ........ Flip The United States Senate Blue 💯💙🇺🇸💙 I’m Blue @iwantmycountry26.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Robert Kraft Is a Epstein Island Visitor. The New England Patriots Owner Is a Child Rapist
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Dr Julia Grace Patterson @jujuliagrace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran needs to learn that if you don’t “pick a side”, you’re picking the side of the oppressor. Every single time. It’s that simple.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
lava lamp made with my period blood
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/09/2026
so I’m “under arrest.” interesting. perhaps you didn’t realize I’m one of bluesky’s 38 most influential posters
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
coyote gf who holds up a "oh!" sign right before she cums
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One musician, an entire band. Pedals, harnesses and improvised percussion turn a solo performer into a full ensemble, a technique perfected by street musicians since the early 1900s.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Holy smokes an unreal rendition of "I Will Always Love You" by Cynthia Erivo in Vancouver last night to honor Dolly Parton….incredible
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Where in the fuck is Mitch at?🙄
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🤭😆 When Trump dies
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 26/08/2026
This time it's the WNBA. There's always something made from nothing 😮‍💨
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026
i tried to quit. After 2 weeks I said
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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