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Ely 🇵🇷

@shomarq.bsky.social
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podcast journalist + media critic/editor+ marketing manager + voice actor/podcaster | prev. Simplecast | perpetually needs a nap

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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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Dr Alex Fitzpatrick @animalarchaeology.com · 15/09/2026
incredible new Bill photo has dropped from my partner
A photo of a tabby kitten sat loafed on a wooden chest in front of a record player. His front paws are crossed underneath him and his head is slightly tilted
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Haymarket Books @haymarketbooks.org · 15/09/2026
Why the artist must take sides @saulwilliams.bsky.social
“Some artists believe they have no place discussing politics, or, at least, politics beyond their scope. 

Yet a live-streamed genocide should bring everything into question. A question that becomes: What role can you play? What is within your power to help bring it to an end?”
Saul Williams, Songs My Mother Taught Me: Why The Artist Must Take Sides
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Ely 🇵🇷 @shomarq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh I quite like being notorious EIGHT years ago??? God my agéd bones
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Oliver Morris @oldermodal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Now I work for a newsletter that does podcast reviews (shout out @ear-wax-magazine.bsky.social ) I am BEGGING audio fiction podcasters to make a press kit. Resources below:
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Tal @starplanes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I wrote a book all about making audio drama and it can be yours for only $7! It's got everything I've learned from 8ish years of making shows - perfect for total beginners or folks who want to level up their production game.
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EBOOK! How to Audio Drama: A Guide to Fiction Podcasting - Tal Minear's Ko-fi Shop
Interested in making an audio drama but have no idea where to start? Mid-production on your first show but getting lost in the details? Just want to l...
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Amanda McCormack @enfieldarts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Gathering all my published writing, I came across this article I wrote for Simplecast in 2022 and am still extremely proud of. Paranormal call-in podcasts in the context of my father's death and the development of my own illness. Edited by @shomarq.bsky.social blog.simplecast.com/welcome-call...
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Welcome Caller: Hauntings, Hope, and Late Night Paranormal Podcasts
by Amanda McCormack
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title above the comic reads, "The organs are a team."
The first panel shows a drawing of a stomach. The stomach says, "I digest food so it can become energy."
The second panel shows a drawing of a heart. The heart says, "I use energy to pump blood."
The third panel shows a drawing of a liver. The liver says, "I take that blood and filter it."
The fourth panel shows a drawing of a brain. The brain says, "I will actively sabotage all of you."
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Ely 🇵🇷 @shomarq.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This was incredibly good and I am fucking obsessed with the writer/editorial choice made to have the article broken up by slightly different photographs of the same first four volumes in the reviewer's home.
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
really appreciate everyone who’s sent in responses to this. still looking for more ahead of publishing next week (and will continue to afterward, as well!)
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EAR•WAX Magazine @ear-wax-magazine.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Our first issue is out now, and we're really proud of it! Featuring reviews of Higher Grounds by Rhianna Stephenson, Something's Amiss at Juniper's House by @chemicallywrit.bsky.social , ten 2026 song recommendations, and an interview with @laurenshippen.com! www.earwaxmag.com/ear-wax-maga...
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EAR•WAX Magazine: Volume 1, Issue 1
Now available to listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pocket Casts, or your podcatcher of choice. Or listen right on our website. Tracklist: * Vinyl by Oliver Morris (0:00 - 1:15) * Table of Content...
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Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 21/07/2026
being a perfectionist with ADHD is fun because you get to spend every waking hour being mad at yourself
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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Vic "Loxley" Collins @satyricorner.live · 15/07/2026
An utterly worthless article about two utterly worthless studies The first study looks at AI audiobooks vs human narrators, is funded by an AI audiobook company and compares a single narrator vs AI generated multi-cast So the actual conclusion is that people might prefer multi-cast audiobooks
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mom, Dad & their 19 babies drinking some water from a backyard pond. These are Gambel's Quail (Callipepla gambelii) in the Catalina Foothills of Arizona. Let's ask why they drink via the 'sip-and-tilt' method... (📷: Desert Critters of Arizona via YT)
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Usman T. Malik @usmantm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Only took fourteen years of dreaming & heeeeerrreee it is! Friends, I'm thrilled to share the cover of my debut novel with you all. The most desi haunted haveli ever! Haunted places. Haunted people. And some very haunting stories Preorder link in the thread
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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 06/07/2026
Huzzah! My short story "Clanker, Meatbag, Traitor, Scum" has just been published in this cool new anthology: "Trans/Port: Trans Speculative Fiction for a Queer Future" draft2digital.com/book/4305329 It's about a robot trying to transition to human, and about one very confused support group. 🙃
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Draft2Digital | Trans/Port: Trans Speculative Fiction for a Queer Future | Book by Dan Michael Fielding
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
your moment of calm: baby ducks sleep-floating...
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 06/07/2026
I really love this project (shoutout to rommy for suggesting it). May and June's proceeds went to @redcanarysong.bsky.social, an organization I nominated and love supporting. This July and August, we're contributing to the Homeless World Cup Foundation, nominated by @katelynburns.com.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 05/07/2026
if you had asked me what one of our top fundraisers in this year's auction would be, the chances are not high that I would have said, "you see everyone on bluesky just got deeply into catholic schisms...."
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The security guard at the door:
Michael B. Jordan asking “Y’all Klan?” in SINNERS
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I am genuinely a believer in the notion that at a certain point after all due diligence has been done it is interfering with human freedom to try to prevent people from endangering themselves, god fucking speed I say as I take a long drag on my cigarette
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Ely 🇵🇷 @shomarq.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It helps to read the rage I feel from others.
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Prism @prismreports.org · 05/07/2026
“With continued global chaos fueled & funded by the U.S. government, Borinquen’s self-determination may not be top of mind, but it should be top priority.” For 128 years, the U.S. has treated Puerto Rico as unequal. Lola Rosario's op-ed questions: “What, to the colonized, is the Fourth of July?”
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What, to Puerto Rico, is the Fourth of July?
For 128 years, the U.S. has treated Puerto Rico as unequal. Yet many Puerto Ricans celebrate their colonizer's freedom
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ha ha I hate it here
From the New York Times:

It is a chaotic scene on the National Mall.
Several hundred people have refused to leave despite an order to evacuate because of severe inclement weather that is approaching. Some are even arguing with Secret Service agents. At one point, a crowd of people began running back toward the stage. An officer is sternly repeating the order over a bullhorn and the crowd is booing. Many have begun chanting "U.S.A., U.S.A." A federal law enforcement officer is trying to assure people that the event has not been canceled. Many are not convinced.
One man walking by blamed the situation on "liberals in the weather service," adding,
"I think this is baloney."
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Arguably the best photo I’ve ever taken of an ominous stranger on horseback approaching lazy cattle on a chalk hilltop beneath an irascible sky.
I took this photo of this mysterious rider on Hod Hill in north Dorset, the July before last. I'd been to a party the night before, sustained what is still only my second proper hangover this decade, and climbing big mystic hills proved to be the best of all cures. However the specifics of my mental state did make the approach of this dark figure seem particularly ominous, until she greeted me with a cheery hello and moved on her way towards the village of Fifehead Magdalen.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Never let the cynics and naysayers grind you down. You *can* have it all at once.
Luddites Books & Wine, which, heartbreakingly, when I took this photo in Antwerp last year, was closed.
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Bomani-Hamlet Cook @bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I find the lack of treats disturbing
Darth Feline
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
OH MY GOD GUYS okay so priests who want back in have to find a bishop willing to vouch for them, swear fealty to Vatican II and then HAND-WRITE THE POPE AN APOLOGY LETTER (I gues so he knows they didn’t use AI? 😂) and are on probation for 1-3 years this is ten times spicier than I even thought
Reconciliation for priests
The procedure set out by the Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith, beginning on July 1, 2026, provides that a priest who has decided to leave the Priestly Fraternity of Saint Pius X - and who is willing to accept the Second Vatican Council and the legitimacy of the Novus Ordo Missae, while remaining attached to the ancient rite - must "find an Ordinary - a diocesan Bishop, a Major Superior of clerical religious institutes of pontifical right or of clerical societies of apostolic life of pontifical right, etc. - willing to receive him ad experimentum."

The priest must then "write by hand a letter to the Holy Father in which he presents himself and asks for the remission of the censures incurred because of the ordination he received from an excommunicated or irregular Bishop, or because, having been validly and legitimately ordained, he subsequently became a member of the Priestly Fraternity of Saint Pius X."
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
oh my G O D this made me cackle the girls are fighting in the Opus Dei Wikipedia page notes?????? incredible
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
also in case you have missed the excellent memes about this in the replies: yes, the Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith did in fact used to be called the Inquisition you may be familiar with their earlier work
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
let us not forget that in March, he called in journalist Gareth Gore for a private meeting to get all the way into Gore's research on Opus Dei. Gore didn't reveal details of what Pope Leo said, but he writes extensively here about what HE said and the horrific stories of abuse he shared
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Gareth Gore: What I told Pope Leo about my research into Opus Dei
Journalist and author Gareth Gore shares what he said during his audience with Pope Leo XIV March 16: "By putting on record what information I shared with the pope in the meeting, nobody can now turn ...
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
but instead, not only was there a big public announcement which scoops up 300,000 people instead of 6 people, it was framed as a warning to the rest of the church not to fraternize with these people. that's a shot across the bow to scare potential SSPX sympathizers and other right-wing Catholics
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 17/06/2026
Conversation at the beach: BLACK WOMAN: Now that’s how you cook! A little of this, a little of that, that looks interesting, then add seasonings until the ancestors tell you to stop. WHITE WOMAN: Unfortunately my ancestors were also white.
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Rian Johnson @rianjohnson.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Rebecca Nagle @rebeccanagle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
What happens to art when every artist must be an entrepreneur? (We talk about this a lot.)
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Ely 🇵🇷 @shomarq.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hey y'all, a good friend of mine is going through a really intense medical crisis. With the way insurance is in this Land Of Nonsense and Horror, they need some financial help if you can spare some dollars, or a share. <3 www.gofundme.com/f/ronnies-re...
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Donate to Ronnie's Recovery Fund , organized by Ronnie Pyper
I've spent the last two years navigating debilitating back pain and have undergone various treatm… Ronnie Pyper needs your support for Ronnie's Recovery Fund
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Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
When you dress up for the work party and everyone shows up in business casual 🪶
A pied peacock sitting next to three black and white hens in a barn
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
reflecting pool girl summer [trying to change myself and making it worse]
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.
SO FOR THE FUTURE (LITERALLY) WE'RE NOT ACCEPTING AI POSTERS OR FLYERS FOR THE PUB.

We're right next to Ireland's biggest Art College, lads. It's not a good look.

WE UNDERSTAND BANDS CAN BE SKINT BUT RELYING ON SOME EARTH KILLING APP FROM SOME PAEDO ISLAND BILLIONAIRE IS NOT THE WAY. WE GOT BY WITHOUT IT AND WE'LL GET BY AGAIN.

IF YOU'RE STUCK WE'LL HELP. (YES IT HAS BEEN USED HERE BEFORE BUT CONSIDER THIS THE START OF THE END OF IT.)

THANKS, HUMANS.
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EAR•WAX Magazine @ear-wax-magazine.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Coming this summer: EAR•WAX Magazine. A bi-monthly newsletter and monthly podcast. Audio fiction reviews, independent music curation, weird noises, soothing tones, poetry and prose, and the best sounds to cut through the slop and feed your ears. And no AI ever.Subscribe now! youtu.be/9QMQ16YI9gU
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EAR•WAX Magazine - Trailer
YouTube video by EAR•WAX Magazine
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 13/06/2026
Check out the stunning cover for my fantasy novel THE LEAGUE OF LOST SOULS, designed by Katie Klimowicz! Out March 2027 with Tor in e, print and audio (reader tbc). Up for pre-order now!
Klimt-ish cover. A strange golden eye with a black pupil lit by a crescent moon, weeping three drops of blood and surrounded by rays. Against a rich night-blue backdrop with a map of London dotted by black stars. Occult, Freemason vibes. 1920s looking font.
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Dinah Rose KC @dinahrose.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Ozzy's playing the piano to entertain students while they wait for their President's Collections (end of term reports). Carefully pressing the notes with both paws, and really concentrating.
Grey cat standing on a piano stool and playing the piano
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 19/06/2026
BTW, friends: there’s some local stuff going on, and I thought I’d mention it here. www.tumblr.com/dduane/8197808328342…
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