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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I sculpted these little trolls and @ramshacklegames.bsky.social cast them and then I forgot to do anything with them, but now I have painted them.
photo of a troll miniature who is wearing a helmet and robes with stones on it and also a spoonphoto of a troll miniature with a helmet holding a bella little troll miniature with a metal helmet on
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Ida Ꮚ•ꈊ•Ꮚ @floofyfluff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bumble shark plushies! She's so fuzzy 😭🐝
A photo of Humlehaj, the bumble shark, being held by two arms up in the air against a background of sunflowers and a traditional red Swedish house. Humlehaj is a hybrid between bumblebee and shark, and has therefore a fuzzy body and brown and yellow stripes, as well as small bumblebee wings. She looks like she is ready to buzz away and towards the sunflowers! If only those hands would let her go... Free her!!!A photo of Humlehaj, the bumble shark, being hugged sweetly against a person wearing a striped t-shirt. There are some sunflowers in the background. Humlehaj has two hands cosily hugging her against the person's chest. She is such a cosy cuddle buddy!Humlehaj has been caught again in this photo, and is being held against someone wearing a dark brown coat while she is pointed outwards, her fins sticking out a little.. Humlehaj does not seem to mind much, though, as she is smiling and as round as ever. One could even say she loves a good play session!
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/09/2026
ATTENTION THE BEST THING ABOUT AUTUMN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED IT IS TIME FOR TINY DOGS IN TINY SWEATERS
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m @mjjii.com · 24/09/2026
digital art. a donut shop with a tall sign next to it that says donuts. there is a mysterious beam of light shining down on the shop. the same color light is coming out of the windows and door
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/09/2026
jason benetti you are my GOAT
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. A man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" Multiple squeaks emanate from the rat bush. The man cries and says "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.
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Official Electric @officialelectric.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Top Ruiner Entries 👁️‍🗨️ International: ange_ath US: Quest65, mothnox, 0b____de________________eb____d0, bredgriffin, Bill__trumendous & Paladinatlas  Tomorrow is the last day! Make sure you vote on our Discord for your favorites.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 19/09/2026
who do you think you are
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me: can I get some fries for the table The table, whispering to me: garlic fries Me: let’s make that garlic fries haha
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 18/09/2026
Does your school's NIL arm sell a university-branded whiskey? Then you should know it is a Silicon Valley-incubated, venture capital-backed, AI-native disruption play. www.foiaball.com/p/nil-whiske...
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Your school's NIL-branded bourbon is AI tech slop
Who needs quality when you can have algorithm?
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Logan / Tachyon @tachyonart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Unexpected maintence work on your route is causing a [3d6+15] minute delay to your next encounter. We apologize for the inconvenience!"
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
new vision board brought to you by Family Feud
Money!
SEX 
DEATH/OF MY ENEMY
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a horse wearing denim is a jorse. not many people know this
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Kyle @shoebill-enjoyer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They should invent an embroidery floss that's easy to separate into single threads
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that
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snarkypete.bsky.social @snarkypete.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Best team in baseball right there
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14/10/2025
consider: ashton jeanty saying “football” over and over again
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Homefield @homefield.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Indiana Excellence Continues Apace
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Kyle @shoebill-enjoyer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So hear me out, hamster tubes but for cats
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Kyle @shoebill-enjoyer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
SpaceX "aims to achieve 10,000 launches annually." How? Who's launching 10k+ satellites a year? We've barely scratched 200 launches worldwide this year. You can just say anything I guess
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Kyle @shoebill-enjoyer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Grocery store person catching me staring down the canned veggies aisle: can I help you find anything? Me, buying ingredients for chicken tikka masala: (in the voice of John Denver) whole peeled tomatoes, whole peeled tomatoes What'd tikka be without whole peeled tomatoes?
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 21/08/2026
if you’re cis you have to read this. if you don’t you’re a bad person. yes i am speaking to you, person considering scrolling. mark. im talking to you mark. tuck in your shirt and read the piece dipshit
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
theonion.com
It Only Tuesday
WASHINGTON, DC—After running a thousand errands, working hours of overtime, and being stuck in seemingly endless gridlock traffic commuting to and from their jobs, millions of Americans were dishearte...
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Kyle @shoebill-enjoyer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Red Storm Rising, or Machineries of Empire
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The legendary car mechanic. 📸 muchmoreinthailand
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 06/08/2026
Oh my god?
Babou a bengal and tingis pingis a ragdoll cat
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
just a reminder that i am praying for minor but persistent inconveniences to be visited upon all of your enemies
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/04/2024
remembering the greatest interview of all time
An interview with the guy who yells MORTAL KOMBAT in the theme for Mortal Kombat

interviewer: I see. will you do it over the phone?
guy: would i do it over the phone? absolutely.
interviewer: let's hear it.
guy: Mortal Kombat!
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🦇 Hexavier 🎃 @xavierck.com · 25/07/2026
drew a guy
A figure stands holding the handle of a polearm with a long axe head. The figure wears an armored helmet with a sort of long bib going down to their thighs made of metal plates, and on each shoulder hangs a similar string of plates going down the sides. They have a flag on a pole attached to their back, and there are lengths of free flapping cloth at the bottom of the flag.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 23/07/2026
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Why didn't the eagles just fly Odysseus straight to Ithaca
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Andrew Epstein @epstein.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
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Ida Ꮚ•ꈊ•Ꮚ @floofyfluff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bumble sharks 🐝🦈
A collection of small illustrations of the bumblebee-shark hybrid Humlehaj. She has a yellow body with thick, brown stripes, her shark body very very fluffy! She has two antennae on her head, and a pair of delicate bee wings on her back. She has six fins, all of which are brown. She is depicted on these illustrations as a carefree, happy lass, enjoying flowers, lots of honey and hanging out with her bee besties. Such a sweetheart!
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
,,important message —
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Errai @errai.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Red cardinal on a hot afternoon
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Jessie🦇 @atropius.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
pasta was not meant to have serving sizes. it's unnatural
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
researching baseball
The Circleville Herald
Sat., Nov 28, 1970 - Page 9

Washington rookie pitcher Dick Suck, 25, hurled for Savannah and Buffalo in 1969.
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Cadenza 華彩樂 @eldritch.beauty · 29/06/2026
doubanjiang, laoganma, soy sauce, water (lol), and three bricks of firm tofu sliced and diced
listed ingredients combined in a saucepan on an induction stove
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competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
(on business phone call) You'll have to hold that thought, my airplane is here. (Waiter, flying a spoonfull of banana paste into my mouth) (lips smacking) Mhm. Lovely.
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 23/06/2026
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Jun Advocate Transgender advocates, along with past and present NYC Pride grand marshals, demand Heritage of Pride bar hospitals that have stopped providing kids' care from participating in 2026 Pride march. www.advocate.com/news/culture...
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Grand marshals demand NYC Pride shut out hospitals that abandoned trans kids
They are calling on Heritage of Pride to stand with trans youth and block hospitals, including NYU Langone Health and Mount Sinai, from participating.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
ngl death goes hard
a poster reads "DEATH RIDES THE FOREST WHEN MAN IS CARELESS." the grim reaper rides a white horse and is stoking an abandoned campfire
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Simi draws things @simiofdoom.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Over the past few weeks I did some fantasy architectural warmup doodles just about every day, wich was fun and good practise. If you have any use for these, they are up on itch under a Creative Commons (BY-NC 4.0) license! Happy mapping everyone! #rpg #osr simiofdoom.itch.io/mapping-assets
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Mapping Assets by SimiOfDoom
Illustrated Fantasy Assets
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
DNP - I'm baby
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