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mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Crumb shot from the cake we made last night 😌 you win this time, meringue
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mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I found out ~two weeks ago Virginia offers 200+ different specialty license plates and you can personalize them for like $10
Horse enthusiast license plate reading "umusme"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 17/11/2023
Video game boss strategies? NO! THE WARMTH OF MY DOG'S BELLY! Differences between power supply SKUs? NO! THE SMELL OF FRESH DILL! Summaries of TikTokker beefs? NO! THE FEELING JUST BEFORE I KISSED HER FOR THE FIRST TIME! DO NOT LET THE COMPUTER IN!
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
a game for sick freaks
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Dodger Barbie with smeared makeup
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Becky & Frank @beckyandfrank.com · 30/10/2025
Everyone should just bunt now. Couldn't be worse than what's happening. Then they could remember what it feels like to have their bat hit a ball.
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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Will Smith and Muncy my very best friends
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Game 1 looks gritty. I lean Dodgers bc their offense looks much stronger - but 5 of swords indicates a collapse late in the game, and that could go either way. The bullpen is an obvious vulnerability, especially if we’re worried about later innings. It’s not going to be a clean win either way
World Series game 1 tarot spread

Starting pitching
LAD: Sun
TOR: 10 of wands

Bullpen
LAD: 5 of pentacles
TOR: World

Offense
LAD: Chariot
TOR: Ace of pentacles

Defense
LAD: Hierophant
TOR: 3 of pentacles 

My feelings: 5 of swords
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Why are you, a person who ostensibly lives in a dense city center, driving a shiny new black Tahoe with tinted windows to your email job. Stop it. Learn some shame
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
In one of the younger little leagues I played in, after 4 balls they didn't give you a walk, they just let you hit off a tee instead. I see no harm in trying that out here.
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mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Five hours of baseball is too much baseball 🫠🫠
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Los Angeles Dodgers, Wheel Play 👀
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🌴 Scott Zona, Ph.D. 🌴 @scottzona.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Passiflora suberosa exhibits heteroblasty (different-shaped leaves on the same plant). The 2nd photo shows leaves from a single plant. It’s part of the evolutionary arms race with butterflies. It may prevent gravid female butterflies from forming a search image. #Passifloraceae #Botany 🌾🧪🌱
Photo of a hand cradling a shoot of the vine. Some leaves are elliptical, while others are 3-lobed. Photo by Scott Zona CCBYNC2.Photo of a selection of isolated leaves. Some leaves are entire, some are lobed. Some leaves are large, some are small and narrow. Photo by Scott Zona CCBYNC2.
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mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
you can only come to this conclusion if you've never driven anything larger than a crossover and/or without a backup camera. It's mostly about visibility and 20% about reminding your girl I'm a strong capable Provider
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mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I have the peace that passeth understanding bc I know there's spaghetti waiting for me at home today 😎
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TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
if it was truly a little library there'd be a miniature man in there furtively masturbating in front of a little computer
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/07/2025
When you and your grade school friend get caught doing something naughty but only one of you has a bad home life
Pikachu making a shocked face, an old meme desiccated gizmo puppet going AAAAH in dumbstruck terror
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mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
TE37s really do go on anything
A black A90 supra with a lip and bronze te37sAn army green 5th gen 4Runner on bronze te37s
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mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Two trails of neat white footprints lead away from an old spill in the gutter - one set shoes, one set pawprints from a cat
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BIG SHIRL @afroshirl.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
New York, you say.......?
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 28/05/2025
You don’t even know if that’s your girl until you take them to a WNBA game
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I!!!!! LOVE!!!!! BASEBALL!!!!!!
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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Animal Services will lose 120 workers and our shelters are constantly at capacity. But don’t worry! We’ll still have 13,612 cops. Civil, Human Rights, and Equity Department will be just 26 people. 13,612 cops.
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Not brainwashing, conditioning! So your brain is soft, silky and manageable.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
it’s time to let go of your attachment to material possessions. learn a trade. move out of the city. start a farm. buy a rifle. practice woodworking. train how to shoot from a distance of at least 500 meters. grow your own food. study the blueprints of certain government buildings. raise chickens
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Desi (Abby S. Trusity) @desiabstrusity.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Do you stand for human rights? Then that's your objective. Fight for it. Sound like you actually give a shit about it. Make your enemies CHOKE on it. But if all you want to do is "govern correctly," then you don't believe in anything. It's hard to even consider you as alive.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/03/2025
if any democrat votes yes on the cloture bill tonight i hope we can all come together and make their lives as miserable as possible
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I’m not sure that the Trump Democrats strategy of letting the bully take their lunch money today in the hopes the bully will be nice to them tomorrow will be all that effective
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
can I get a poster of this without the UI text, just my beautiful round frog son passing the mirror test
pokemon card depicting poliwhirl, a blue bipedal frog, looking at its reflection in a puddle in a city at night. colorful light reflections surround the image. there are various text and numbers listed for using the card in gameplay
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Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka.lpm.org · 23/02/2025
“Congressman Jay Obernolte spoke to a crowd that erupted in boos and chants like ‘No Kings’ Saturday morning in the community center.”
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Jay Obernolte preaches deficit reduction, supports Musk in raucous Yucca Valley town hall
YUCCA VALLEY — Congressman Jay Obernolte spoke to a crowd that erupted in boos and chants like “No King” Saturday morning in the community center.
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Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Me: KNOCK KNOCK This app: No seriously, who is there? I am being SO serious, WHO IS THERE?!
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
it's TREE LAW time www.vanityfair.com/style/story/...?
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An L.L. Bean Heiress Suspected Neighbors of Poisoning Her Trees. What Happened Next Roiled Camden, Maine
When Lisa Gorman noticed that a grove of her majestic oaks had died, she cast her suspicions on seasonal neighbors who wanted a better view of the harbor. The fight that ensued became a town drama tha...
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Alucard by another name. @gracepersephone.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Haus of Decline comic panel of Garnet from Steven Universe telling Steven "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Steven" and Steven responding "Damn"
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Shirley (Not the Horror Author) Jackson @lioninthetrees.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
New Year of the Snake goodies are now available! 🧧🐍✨ I've got memory jars, wall slabs, and lots of little snake totems! I'm also runing a BOGO 50% off on my Chinese Zodiac screen prints! Discount auto-applied in cart. Shop here: shop.lioninthetrees.com/collections/year-of-the-snake #art #pottery
Photo showing a group of six ceramic jars with cork lids stacked on top of each other. Some are blue on white and some are black and white underglaze with my sgraffito snake design.
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mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
www.documentjournal.com/2020/03/the-...
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The titillating Louboutin and David Lynch collaboration that brought us to our knees
‘You pick the girls. No bones.’—Christian Louboutin explains how Lynch photographed stilettos so extreme only dancers could wear them.
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Sarah Jones @sarahjones.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 16/01/2025
to actually read the article (no paywall bullshit) web.archive.org/web/20250116...
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UnitedHealth, employer of slain exec Brian Thompson, found to have overcharged cancer patients for drugs by over 1,000%
The report is the latest indictment of America’s broken healthcare system.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Flew past what I believe is Eaton Canyon and it looks like a gd volcano. Heartbroken for everyone who lives there. Such a beautiful part of Los Angeles.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
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mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
D(iabetes)RPG
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Becky & Frank @beckyandfrank.com · 31/10/2024
Let's go DODGERS!!!!!
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
fan sign at a baseball game that says "the stinkees"
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mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
WHAT A GAME
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mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
LET'S GOOOOO LET'S FUCKING GO
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
FREDDY MOTHER FUCKIN FREEMAN
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