mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Tried it with a blender, and then by hand 🥴 I also only noticed after the fact that I added two extra yolks to the batter 🤷 just wasn't meant to be! 171 7
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Inedible, mostly 😭 katlieu.substack.com/p/how-to-mak...katlieu.substack.comhow to make the fluffiest sponge cake in a rice cooker recipeprobably the best cake I've ever made in terms of height and texture 060 6
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Crumb shot from the cake we made last night 😌 you win this time, meringue 110 1
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I found out ~two weeks ago Virginia offers 200+ different specialty license plates and you can personalize them for like $10 010 1
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I'm excited about kwan. Is River coming back next year too? 010 1
Reposted by mcbuttsStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 17/11/2023Video game boss strategies? NO! THE WARMTH OF MY DOG'S BELLY! Differences between power supply SKUs? NO! THE SMELL OF FRESH DILL! Summaries of TikTokker beefs? NO! THE FEELING JUST BEFORE I KISSED HER FOR THE FIRST TIME! DO NOT LET THE COMPUTER IN! 212730 127
Reposted by mcbuttsMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/11/2025a game for sick freaks 301383111 1.4K
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Seek an optometrist. Anyway what's really weird is you deciding to triple down about "cheating" when you just don't know ball. 100 1
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 01/11/2025It was clearly and obviously wedged in there? What a weird thing to gripe about 100 1
Reposted by mcbuttsBecky & Frank @beckyandfrank.com · 30/10/2025Everyone should just bunt now. Couldn't be worse than what's happening. Then they could remember what it feels like to have their bat hit a ball. 021 2
Reposted by mcbuttsdanielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Will Smith and Muncy my very best friends 082 8
Reposted by mcbuttsbobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Game 1 looks gritty. I lean Dodgers bc their offense looks much stronger - but 5 of swords indicates a collapse late in the game, and that could go either way. The bullpen is an obvious vulnerability, especially if we’re worried about later innings. It’s not going to be a clean win either way 291 9
Reposted by mcbuttsare you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Why are you, a person who ostensibly lives in a dense city center, driving a shiny new black Tahoe with tinted windows to your email job. Stop it. Learn some shame 3518 51
Reposted by mcbuttsPolite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 11/10/2025In one of the younger little leagues I played in, after 4 balls they didn't give you a walk, they just let you hit off a tee instead. I see no harm in trying that out here. 0112 11
Reposted by mcbuttsCodify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Los Angeles Dodgers, Wheel Play 👀 1212213 122
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I had the same thought about the "f" and "s", but maybe there were exceptions for double letters? Should be "flesh" instead of "cloth". 020 2
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2025It's interesting that the writer consistently uses distinct forms for "f" and "s" except for that word. Did "ff" have its own letterform back then? 000 0
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2025"sweet" rather than "smooth" herbs, I think. I think you must be right about veale, tho that's such a strange "v" 130 3
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 20/09/2025"why u mad, I'm not mad why is everyone mad at me for being a rude dickhead" yeah ok 110 1
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Like the landlord actually probably does owe them the use of the parking? But I'm not going to demand to see the rental agreement bc that would be weird and rude 100 1
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 20/09/2025 this is a private parking lot where the tenant pays rent??? This isn't a business acting like they own public space, not everything is a Connecticut Ave situation 200 2
Reposted by mcbutts🌴 Scott Zona, Ph.D. 🌴 @scottzona.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Passiflora suberosa exhibits heteroblasty (different-shaped leaves on the same plant). The 2nd photo shows leaves from a single plant. It’s part of the evolutionary arms race with butterflies. It may prevent gravid female butterflies from forming a search image. #Passifloraceae #Botany 🌾🧪🌱 26614 66
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 28/07/2025😬 at least he's washing them now, glad you won that fight 020 2
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 28/07/2025 you can only come to this conclusion if you've never driven anything larger than a crossover and/or without a backup camera. It's mostly about visibility and 20% about reminding your girl I'm a strong capable Provider 020 2
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I have the peace that passeth understanding bc I know there's spaghetti waiting for me at home today 😎 010 1
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 14/07/2025:/ you're not wrong. Unfortunately it's usually difficult to get DOT to treat trees as public infrastructure instead of liabilities. It might help if we could better quantify the "value" of a tree, but that work isn't really there. 150 5
Reposted by mcbuttsTreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025if it was truly a little library there'd be a miniature man in there furtively masturbating in front of a little computer 191 9
Reposted by mcbuttsTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/07/2025When you and your grade school friend get caught doing something naughty but only one of you has a bad home life 314832 148
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 03/07/2025You seem really invested in proving that Kim is "fake broke" or "poverty signaling", not sure what you plan to get out of this. 1130 13
Reposted by mcbuttsSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 28/05/2025You don’t even know if that’s your girl until you take them to a WNBA game 337672 376
Reposted by mcbuttsbobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I!!!!! LOVE!!!!! BASEBALL!!!!!! 091 9
Reposted by mcbuttsdanielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Animal Services will lose 120 workers and our shelters are constantly at capacity. But don’t worry! We’ll still have 13,612 cops. Civil, Human Rights, and Equity Department will be just 26 people. 13,612 cops. 152 5
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Indefensible! Unacceptable!! "It's about the aesthetic" 🥴 030 3
mcbutts @shmullus.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Wh- I guess?! LOL don't get me wrong I think it's funny in a v chaotic sort of way. I did meet someone that arranged their books spine in - now that's just not right 240 4
