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Wifest guy to ever wife. Grace

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Josh Grubbs @joshuagrubbsphd.com · 18/07/2026
One of the more disheartening things about being one of the most prominent sports gambling researchers in the world is knowing that the industry is definitely employing people far smarter than me with no scruples around designing their products to “maximize engagement”
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Alucard by another name. @gracepersephone.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I need to get on ADHD meds or something bc my executive dysfunction has been getting worse
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I fucking hate bidoof (the tumblr user, not the pokemon), but ngl, he was extremely correct here.
bidoof Oct 27, 2014
what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i'm not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i'm underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won't produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes

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#i think about this post so much #whenever a gacha game makes me feel pressured to waste time on a bullshit event i think: #'am i enjoying this or am i making ice cubes' #and then i quit the event Imao
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A song about spring: row, row, row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily antihistamine
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Gale Galligan @galegalligan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
jon (2017) (1/3)
Warm yellow fancomic cover. A gray toned comic panel of Jon Arbuckle from Garfield lies, as though on a table, in the center of the cover.

JON: a fancomic by gale galliganPANEL 1
Exterior of a suburban house.
LIZ (off): I promise, you'll have a great time. We've known each other since undergrad, they're all really nice.
JON: But do any of them like polka?

PANEL 2
Liz and Jon prep snacks in the kitchen.
LIZ: Sweetie, nobody likes polka.
JON: Tell that to the international polka association.

PANEL 3
They carry party snacks out of the kitchen.
JON: Remind me: Jody and Evan, Ravi and Dan, Anna?
LIZ: Emma and Cameron.

PANEL 4
Liz sets down a party tray. She glares at a cat in the foreground. The cat yawns. It's Garfield.
LIZ: These are for the guests.PANEL 1
Garfield eyes the snacks from a couch; a dog, Odie, is drooling over them.
JON (off): So Jody, Ravi, and Emma are vets, Evan's a lawyer, Dan's...
LIZ (off): A social worker, and Cam's an editor. For a science mag, I think.
JON (off): Hoo boy.

PANEL 2
Jon tries to bail; Liz grabs his arm.
JON: I'm gonna go pick out a tie.
LIZ: Come on! They're regular people.

PANEL 3
Liz hugs Jon tight.
JON: I dunno, Liz, it's just -- / it's my first time meeting your friends, and they're all... / I don't want to embarrass you.
LIZ: Jon.

PANEL 4
She takes his face in her hand.
LIZ: They're going to be our friends now.

PANEL 5
They kiss.
SFX: ding dongPANEL 1
Liz opens the door to reveal Ravi (holding wine and wearing a tie) and Dan (in a snappy turtleneck).
LIZ: Ravi! Dan!
RAVI AND DAN: Liz!

PANEL 2
Ravi hugs Liz.
RAVI: You haven't changed a bit! How's work?
LIZ: Oh, the usual. Tiny dogs everywhere.
RAVI: Don't I know it.

PANEL 3
Ravi shakes hands with Jon; Dan has a hand on Ravi's shoulder.
RAVI: And this must be Jon!
DAN: We've heard so much about you.

PANEL 4
Dan thumps Jon's back; Jon stiffens nervously. Liz walks Ravi into the living room.
LIZ: Come on in! We've got cheese, snacks, a few bottles...

PANEL 5
Liz waves sheepishly over her shoulder at Jon; Jon is gesturing to the place at his collar where a tie WOULD be. We can see Ravi's tie very clearly in the foreground.
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Alucard by another name. @gracepersephone.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Listen I know this isn't the point but, Bettina? Was she named by Mrs. Piggy playing Emily Cratchit?
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
𝓐 𝘍𝘦𝘸 ˢᵐᵃˡˡ 𝕭𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖘
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Listen I'm Scary OK @katiemcvay.cryptoanarchy.network · 22/05/2026
the Colbert cancellation is a labor issue, to my mind. Colbert’s show employed hundreds of union employees working nightly. Byron Allen’s non-union show costs CBS nothing (literal zero), and costs Allen very little as well since comics provide their own material for a nominal fee and exposure
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Megan Frampton 🤷🏻‍♀️ @meganf.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“Cis women, I am deputizing you especially. Please make several phone calls to tell them to knock it the fuck off.” DO THIS TODAY if you’re able.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Why do we bash "dead-beat" dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Woww just enough Democrats crossed over to pass this anti-trans legislation woww look it happened again woww it is my first day on Earth
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 20/05/2026
I’ve been saying for years that the American version of a hand pie, like a pasty, knish, empanada, pirozhki, etc. is a Hot Pocket
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/05/2026
one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway
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Alucard by another name. @gracepersephone.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I know we talk all the time about how bad people are at driving now but I've never had as many people pass me on a double yellow for driving five over the speed limit(as opposed to the 10+ over they want to drive) as I have in the last 3 years.
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Sorry I don’t watch this show and Facebook keeps showing me this scene as a harrowing moment for the character and all I can think is that she took a wrong turn at Albuquerque
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Ego’s first appearance was also one of the best uses Jack ever made of one of his iconic Photo Collage Splash Pages
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jay marie, unidentified feral critter 🏳️‍⚧️ abolish ice @jmawork.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
As requested, I drew Lydia in the amazing St Paul dad jacket
A black and white pen sketch of a fluffy cat posing confidently (upright, anthropomorphically) in the classic St Paul jacket.
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Alucard by another name. @gracepersephone.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Me: I wonder why I don't wear my Doc Martens more *Puts on the right one* Wow it fits perfectly *Puts on the left one* Ok this one is tight and uncomfortable but not bad! *20 minutes later my left ankle starts hurting* Ooooooh this is why I never wear them.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Oh man that is mega nasty

That is dog shit
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Alucard by another name. @gracepersephone.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
WORCESTER MASSACHUSETTS
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Alucard by another name. @gracepersephone.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Knuckle tats that read MICH IGAN
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Alucard by another name. @gracepersephone.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Getting into hockey has been horrible for my latent Michigan accent.
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
[BATCAVE, INTERIOR] ALFRED: "Sir, I must say, the persistently damp environment of this cave is clearly damaging the very complex technology you rely on to fight crime" BATMAN: "OK, fine, we'll move" *ONE MONTH LATER* [BATHOUSE, INTERIOR] BATMAN: "... this is worse, if anything"
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
laura loomer mattering at all to anyone is one of the most humiliating things that could've happened to the american government. i bet she's as surprised as anyone by this turn of events.
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The Mold Prince @orchidcamp.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
getting mixed messages from the tl tn....
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
That's right
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 07/08/2025
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Boys with the time machine:

trad chad: don't open Sorcerer against Star Wars

William Friedkin, angry and pointing: FUCK YOU. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW? SORCERER WILL DESTROY TAHT NERD BULLSHIT. YOU PIECE OF SHIT.  YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 04/05/2026
My preferred AI metaphor is actually Asbestos. - Seemingly magical properties - Developed and experimented with to make endless products - Poisoned countless communities in it's creation - Everything it was used for eventually becomes a toxic hazard to mitigate & it's in the fucking walls now
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Alucard by another name. @gracepersephone.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Literally the best beer I've ever had in my life.
Holding a brown glass bottle of Orion beer, imported from Okinawa, Japan.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
very few people care enough about this man to pay to see him but he’s still out there making viral clips because someone is paying to keep that machine churning out vile slop. 7000 subscribers aren’t keeping the studio lights on. but someone is!
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
the funniest thing about rod dreher is that his entire career has been this way. he has always been the private project of a single reactionary ghoul who can afford to subject the entire world to what should’ve been the inner monologue of a very cruel, stupid man.
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Mike the Mad Biologist and Trump's Press Corps Approver @mikethemadbiol.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
one of the few intelligent insights I've had was realizing, decades ago, that this how creationists operated. You can keep a small operation going in perpetuity with one or two large donors.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Here’s Boston’s long running LGBTQ newspaper just absolutely shredding the proposed Massachusetts social media surveillance bills. We are going to win this fight. www.baywindows.com/story.php?ch...
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Healey Proposes Her Own Social Media Bill
Advocates Remain Wary
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 30/04/2026
close up shot of charlie kelly, bird lawyer from it's always sunny in philadelphia. a short white man with ridiculous bifocals and disheveled hair
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Alucard by another name. @gracepersephone.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"I'm really glad you got into hockey after we got married bc if you got into it before we definitely would have fit "get pucks in deep" into our vows somehow"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Starting to think this guy might be some kind of huge moron 🤔
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Alucard by another name. @gracepersephone.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
*picture of chicken tenders in the crease* goal tenders.
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Alucard by another name. @gracepersephone.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I wouldn't know what to do with a woman with 17.2 hands.
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Trans News Network @transnews.network · 23/03/2026
Crossing state borders for HRT. Insurance denials. Missed surgeries. U.S. Catholic bishops imposed a ban on all trans healthcare throughout the church's massive networks. That's left working class trans people struggling even more. Our latest, by @davidforbes.bsky.social are some of their stories:
transnews.network
‘It’s a Nightmare’: The Human Toll of the Catholic Church’s Trans Healthcare Ban
Missing hormones. Canceled surgeries. Bureaucratic denials. Late last year the Catholic Church banned all trans healthcare across its sprawling networks. The impact on trans people's lives is devastat...
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 27/04/2026
Very sorry to hear about the death of the heroically decent Gerry Conway. I admired his doomed but utterly sincere efforts to reclaim the Punisher symbol from right-wing weirdos.
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How do you stop the far-right using the Punisher skull? Make it a Black Lives Matter symbol
Gerry Conway, co-creator of the popular Marvel outlaw, has been appalled to see his iconography appropriated by white supremacists - and aims to turn the tables
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It should bother men way more than it does that so many young men and boys - not women and girls - are so prone to falling prey to sports gambling addictions, looksmaxxing, incel culture, rape culture, brainrot. Men are FAILING boys and don't seem to care about doing the work to address it.
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Comic Tropes @comictropes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Gerry Conway has passed at 73. He leaves an incredible legacy. Co-creator of Punisher, Power Girl, Firestorm, Killer Croc, Jason Todd, Ms. Marvel. He also wrote a lot of tv including Law & Order. Best remembered for The Night Gwen Stacy Died? Probably? My condolences to his family and friends.
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zane @onlypianos.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
lmao just like all the detrans grifters still look trans (even w/o hormones or surgeries) they really picked the most autistic looking autism-detransitioner
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
very little of her post-Ronettes gospel work exists archivally, but play this in memory of the last surviving Ronette, whose legacy in pop music is eternal. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM-t...
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Love Of My Lord/Redwood Tree
YouTube video by Ted Sandquist - Topic
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