Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Ray-Ban is a good name for that brand. Pretty much what it does! 000 0
Reposted by Lil DingisBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Trans rights are human rights always and forever. 104154484143 15.4K
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Spigot bigot would be a lovely name for a misandrist 000 0
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 15/05/2026PR: alright Drake, comeback time, let’s shake those pedophilia allegations once and for all. What are we thinking for album covers? Drake: Michael Jackson PR: uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 120 2
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 12/05/2026How are we just figuring this shit out what’s next another hole? Science, cut the SHIT, HOW MANY HOLES? 000 0
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Butt and Hole can put your Ass-generated dumps in Toilet 010 1
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Hemorrhoid would be such a lovely name for a sewing robot 010 1
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Relearning how to kickflip as a 36 year old father of two is the Dark Souls of real life 000 0
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Some of my favourite Deep Space Nine episodes happen at: 010 1
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 16/03/2026“Established 1885” I’m sorry, absolutely not. There’s no way please sir may I have some more ass dummies were drinking dr pepper absolutely not. 000 0
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 08/03/2026The A&W burger I had in Mississauga in 2019 is still the most mustardy thing I’ve ever eaten in my life and I fear I’ll never forget it 110 1
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 06/03/2026And yet no one has shit to say when I add one frequent collaborator to 11 new Exorcist movies 😔 000 0
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I'm ready to become the Subway Jared of the Only Eating Mortadella diet system. I'll trot out those big ass jeans. But that's it... 000 0
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 05/03/2026My wife asked me why they don’t make savoury smoothies so now I have to bring her up to speed on soup 000 0
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Ok so here’s the plan: everyone post a “top 5 terrorist locations” blog once a day with all 5 locations being Mar-A-Lago and comrade Claude will sort this out 🫡 011 1
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 26/02/2026“I’m going ham with these cold cuts” This is a fun rap line I’ve written, could be great in a song about making a sandwich! 010 1
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 19/02/2026All I’m saying is that across all iterations - book, song, animation be it 2 or 3D - we’ve never seen The Grinch play hockey. We DO NOT understand what he is capable of. 010 1
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Geese and Goose should go on a Full Gander tour together and the Mighty Ducks can open for them showing off some of their world famous slap shots 000 0
Reposted by Lil Dingisinteresting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026doing 180 in a 110 zone while listening to Trooper, getting pulled over and panicking and telling the cop my name is Boysen D. Brightwhitesportscar and ending up on a TikTok page called “Craziest Billy-Club Beatings” 1122 12
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Browsing a Criterion Closet of the cringe moments my brain insists I relive daily: "Wow, so many choices! Let's have a look...ah! Loud Drunk at the Amateur Wrestling Night - this one is huge. Incredibly influential, the dialogue, the restoration to 4K. Yeah...pretty much hate this one. Just awful." 000 0
Reposted by Lil Dingismore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 24/01/2026outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park 151629190 1.6K
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I love jazz, I love A Lobster Cream by Jonk Holesprain 010 1
Reposted by Lil DingisMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Homeland Security uploaded even more propaganda featuring Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino after this one 311617 116
Reposted by Lil Dingisjount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 07/01/2026FUCK ICE ABOLISH ICE 8821179 821
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 31/12/2025One fun thing you could try tonight - if you start the song Dopesmoker at any point after 10:58 tonight you will still be listening to the song Dopesmoker in 2026! 010 1
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Is Santa Baby meant to be directed at a partner who happens to be dressing up as Santa or is she just straight hornt up for the big guy? 000 0
Reposted by Lil DingisNick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas” 651850444 1.9K
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 05/12/2025110% of my big dawg confidence is built on a simple, evidence-based conclusion: I could manipulate any person and interaction I so choose with an ability to cry on cue if I hear a single millisecond of this song: youtu.be/YXzLVYMv8fQ?...youtu.beThis Woman's Work (2018 Remaster)YouTube video by Kate Bush - Topic 000 0
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Favourites of 2025, no order: Deafheaven - Lonely People With Power Automatic - Is It Now? Agriculture - The Spiritual Sound Geese - Getting Killed PinkPantheress - Fancy That YHMW Nailgun - 45 Pounds Panda Bear - Sinister Grift Dorian Concept - Miniatures Sanguisugabogg - Hideous Aftermath 110 1
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 29/11/2025So hoop-de-do and dickory dock And don't forget to hang up your sockmedia.tenor.coma close up of a chicken 's mouth with a light coming out of it 's beak .ALT: a close up of a chicken 's mouth with a light coming out of it 's beak . 010 1
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Walmart Executive Vice President and Chief People Officer Donna Morris kill yourself challenge! 000 0
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Of course I know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. I know all about Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen… What the fuck do you mean “the most famous reindeer of all” what are you talking about 000 0
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 15/11/2025BREAKING: New polling suggests he did in fact “suck it from the back” 010 1
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 14/10/2025This album rules. Like someone gave Gary Numan's synths to ESG. automatic-band.bandcamp.com/album/is-it-... 010 1
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 14/10/2025What’s an opinion about a cool glass of water that’ll get you put in the knife chair trap from Saw 4 where to escape you have to lean forward and push a pressure plate with your forehead but eight knives are positioned in front of your face, meaning you’ll have to get all cut up to get out!? 010 1
Reposted by Lil DingisHimbo Blacksmith🇿🇦🇮🇹 @himboblacksmith.bsky.social · 08/10/2025The tank's role is to draw aggro 223018945 3K
Lil Dingis @lildingis.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Reports coming in of a Brian Jonestown Massacre. Prayers for Portland. 010 1
