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Bart Auringer

@shivax.bsky.social
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The best known solution to fascism was chambered in .30-06. Added bonus: said solution is also reasonably effective against communism.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 16h
sincerity is important here - when I see Gavin Newsom talk about how much Republicans suck, I don't think he actually believes it, I think he's playing a game will Ossoff do everything that needs to be done to impose consequences on these people? I don't know but I do believe he hates them
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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 9h
If I were working in the yard, Jose and his sons would be right over to help me, with a case of Modelo. If they cooked out, they’d invite the whole neighborhood. Clevon would shoot you for knocking on his door.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 12h
HOW DARE
A jeopardy question: "pedants argue about whether this verb should be used as a synonym of its 7-letter dictionary neighbor compose."

The answer is comprise, which I was complaining about pedantically in the post to which Ken Jennings made the below reply.
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Chrysostom @chrysost.bsky.social · 21h
Or indeed if he was talking about shootings the Las Vegas terror.
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Mark Anthony Frassetto @mark-frassetto.bsky.social · 21h
Pulse is also much bigger if he means post-9/11.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21h
huh, interesting that vance thinks this is the worst terrorist attack and not oklahoma city
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17h
elon musk has more empathy for lines of code than a majority of humanity
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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 17h
I've known lots of folks in law enforcement and 30 minutes on a treadmill or jumping rope would be infinitely better for their physical prowess than some time on a heavy bag or rolling with a brown belt.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
I could have renamed hbo to hbo max for only $400 million
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 16h
Pathetic.
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Bart Auringer @shivax.bsky.social · 10h
Same, my man, same.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15h
He’s mad our country is run by crooks and murderers and so am I. I’m no longer interested in negotiating with these people and neither is he.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15h
“No one should be surprised that all the scrutiny from the mainstream press is focused squarely on the spotted hyena with its jaws dug into the right buttock of the president and not on our historically prosperous economy.” — Beni Rae Harmony, assistant press secretary
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White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass
WASHINGTON—Calling the attention the incident was receiving yet another example of liberal media bias, the White House downplayed on Friday the fact that a hyena was currently biting down on the ass o...
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Bart Auringer @shivax.bsky.social · 10h
Magneto had the Holocaust, Musk has literally nothing.
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 15h
Disagree. Most Marvel villains are complex, conflicted characters, often with tragic backstories, and usually have some deeply buried potential redeeming feature.
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Bart Auringer @shivax.bsky.social · 10h
We tried the go high thing. It didn't work. Now people are in the knee them in the face/shoot em through the top of the head phase.
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Bart Auringer @shivax.bsky.social · 10h
So long. Burn in hell. Good luck. Go fuck yourself.
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TYLER BATES x HEALTH :: OUTER DARK
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 15h
Central casting.
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Bart Auringer @shivax.bsky.social · 10h
They can't resist.
SWAT team hand signals all of which are various signals to kill dogs for no fucking reason.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h
Q: Did you personally authorize or approve the livestreamed execution? TRUMP: Did I approve? Absolutely I did
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 14h
did i have to double check the date on this story i had to double check the date on this story
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Yugioh Card Placed on Dueling Field
Alt: Yugioh Card Placed on Dueling Field
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 13h
how the fuck is this gonna happen to you and you're not thinking its a robbery
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 13h
at what point do you start tracing back the prompt logs to identify the human in the chain and start charging them with crimes like oh idk making knowingly false police reports
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 12h
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Futurama: Technically Correct Meme
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 15h
Normally, no When interpreted by Republican judges and the footage incriminates a cop, yes You'll notice they don't hesitate to release video that makes cops look like heroes, even though all cop video is governed by the same set of laws bsky.app/profile/matt...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 15h
She also asked the officer not to enter her property until she called the dogs back But taxpayer-financed Big Dick Commando Warriors don't take orders from proles
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 16h
To the woman's credit: she defied the court and shared the footage anyway, which shows a state trooper blowing away two trained police dogs as they trotted to him, in response to an active break-in where the dogs were detaining the burglar Cops are great
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 11h
Notice the headline and the sub leave out the ICE agent physically attacked the 72yo man and his daughter "Once Gonzalez was woken up, police say he appeared drunk and assaulted the 72-year-old. Police say the daughter tried to intervene to protect her father, and Gonzalez physically attacked her"
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Bart Auringer @shivax.bsky.social · 22h
I'm gonna yell "work you piece of shit" at some Microsoft product that turned on AI without telling me, my mic will pick it up, and MS will brick my computer. That's how I see it going in the end.
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am sick and tired of seeing this shit. DOGE was not a "missed opportunity," it was an intentional effort by billionaire oligarchs to destroy the federal government's capacity to do good things for the American people.
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Bart Auringer @shivax.bsky.social · 22h
"The Pentagon has never cleared an audit, so let's cut everything else."
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Joe Dunman @joedunman.bsky.social · 22h
That’s what always gets me. Columbus was considered a monster *in his own time.* No revisionism necessary.
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 22h
The Bobadilla Report documented extensive atrocities, torture, and tyrannical rule by Columbus that led to him being hauled back to Spain in chains, being stripped of his titles, and imprisonment. Of course Trump takes pride in "resurrect[ing]" him.
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Bart Auringer @shivax.bsky.social · 22h
Tom going Captain Jellico on us.
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Bart Auringer @shivax.bsky.social · 22h
Send him back to Spain in chains for old time's sakes.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23h
Trump: "This guy, I call him Mohammed El-Fayad. Some people call him Abdul. I call him Mohammed. Somebody said, 'why?' I said, I don't know. I feel like it."
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Bart Auringer @shivax.bsky.social · 22h
It's basically the same distance to hit Mar-a-Lago as LA (MaL is less). Orbital mechanics might play a role, but I know which one they're choosing if they had the capabilities (which they don't remotely have anyway).
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Bart Auringer @shivax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
People who they aren't familiar with. "I don't know who this dude is or what he did, I didn't bother to look." *less than a minute later* "He's the worst of the worst."
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Matt McManus @mattpolprof.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This goes to show you how despite the right's insistence on their versions of ethnic nationalism being more "solid" than liberal individualism, ultimately its vapor and feeling that roots it.
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Status reports that ABC News deleted that explosive story about the Trump kids getting billions in federal contracts for their companies. ABC hasn't explained why they nuked the story, even as Trump has crowed about its deletion, sparking a firestorm behind scenes. www.status.news/p/david-elli...
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Bart Auringer @shivax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dude will talk about how great Bernie is for an hour, but if Bernie says Trump is bad, well he is overreacting, maybe it's good to do an Operation Iraqi Freedom in Iran and somehow it would be good this time? Like... what? "Iraq war bad. Iran exactly like Iraq war? Good. Great even."
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Bart Auringer @shivax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's wild to me that a lot of people who think Bush was the worst President ever and the things he did are the worst things America has ever done, just tend to shrug at Trump and Gabbard/RFK going to the GOP. I think they're just contrarians, but it's still odd to me. Have some beliefs people.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it also used to be legal for men to rape their wives. it used to be illegal to be an interracial couple. i could go on.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it used to be legal in america to own people.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Again, you (& I) live in a country where there are concentration camps & people are being disappeared. We can argue about what exactly to call this particular form of partially autocratic political regime, but it’s not a full democracy.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mullin began the press conference by saying "We are enforcing this nation's laws. Why is it controversial? Why would that be controversial?" As if all of human history doesn't show that laws and their enforcement can be very controversial (e.g., the 1765 Stamp Act and its impact on U.S. history).
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Warner Bros should have hired me i can make shitty decisions about movie studios for way cheaper than David Zaslav
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Bart Auringer @shivax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Going after living contemporaries is a new twist and I'm here for it. Also kind of inevitable given this cycle seems to be about sex criminals instead of mass murderers.
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SKYND - 'Danny Masterson’ (Official Video)
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William Snyder @profsnyder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Redacting the signatory might be unprecedented. I've never seen or heard of the like.
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