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sarah

@shippityships.bsky.social
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tired suburban mom. college football enjoyer. she/her sometimes i talk about fire emblem or magic the gathering

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sarah @shippityships.bsky.social · 4h
gotta put this somewhere: my sil is pregnant, and it's a girl!! i know that my mil has previously said that she hates favoritism and intends to never play any favorites. but.... she's always wanted a girl.
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”
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sarah @shippityships.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my biggest trouble with fortune's weave so far... i just mistrust agarthans so much from fe3h. hard to feel for that one character. #fefwspoilers
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/09/2026
THE OKLAHOMA STATE COWBOYS UPSET #2 OREGON ARE THE GOALPOSTS SAFE IN STILLWATER???? THEY YEARN FOR THE SEA
GOALPOSTS YEARN FOR THE SEA
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sarah @shippityships.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
jace beleren really out here playing eight dimensional chess
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 08/09/2026
The Zeta Set is several firsts for Magic: the first SLD lootbox, the first use of public domain art, and… the first set that begs us to make it ourselves, but better. Have a party. Invite friends, plus Fiskar and Elmer. Let’s DIY this poser set already.
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sarah @shippityships.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i need to scream about the new episode of the magic story, but my husband is ASLEEP.
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sarah @shippityships.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this sucker-punched me in the gut. heartbreaking.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking in the rain, and water is pouring down so hard that only their silhouettes are visible, raindrops bouncing off their umbrellas.
Green, singing: I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain, what a glorious feeling, I'm happy again
Blue: You're surprisingly cheery about this.
Green: It's finally autumn.
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 24/08/2026
What if we...
a button design: button is yellow and black for aposematic purposes, and reads 'if you use a.i. don't talk to me, i will bite your face clean off your skull.' in the middle is a bitey-looking beetle with a little skull making a sad face above its mandibles.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
we are PROTECTING WOMEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS by having MEN show up to WOMEN'S SPORTS to YELL at the WOMEN PLAYING SPORTS
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✯ A Pained Inkwell ✯ @aorticinkwell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I need this energy going forward because it’s so hard for me to stay positive about anything art related at my current age.🥲
Four panel comic. Are you sleeping? Yes, now shut up… Tolkien didn’t start LotR until he was 45, you’re doing just fine….
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield
Street sign for Gobblers Knob Rd
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 08/08/2026
Minnesota coach eating ice cream during game, quote bubble
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 07/08/2026
What price do you put on a lifelong dream? For former substitute teacher Lewis Kalb, it was $22,000. The 73-year-old retiree won the Phillies' auction to call an inning on the radio. And he sounded like he'd been doing it for years: nyti.ms/4hjZKua
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チムニー @chimney1022.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
#FE3H
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 02/08/2026
this owns www.inverse.com/input/cultur...
inverse.com
The adorable love story behind Wikipedia’s 'high five' photos
Nearly 14 years later, the tale of this iconic couple can finally be told.
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sarah @shippityships.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
having lots of thoughts about how sylvain will always drop everything and switch houses if f!byleth asks him to. no skill requirements, no support requirements. just does it no hesitation. is it really because he wants to get into the new professor's pants so bad? or is there something else?
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 19/07/2026
Post Malone's "I just hope both teams have fun" shirt 😂
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Dungeons & Dragons @dndbeyond.com · 18/07/2026
Jimothy: Nature's Strongest Little Guy!
A druid surrounded by animals reaches for Seattle's favorite raccoon, Jimothy. Text on image: Become ungovernable. Wild shape: Jimothy.
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Kendra P @hagofbolding.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
new cryptid just dropped
A doodle of the famous short spined raccoon Jimothy
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Melody Iza @izaart.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I just love that jimothy is just a lil cryptid 🦝
An illustration of Jimothy the cryptid raccoon with a congenital spinal condition or whatever that’s become a viral sensation in Seattle, just a squat round little raccoon with long limbs & tail on a dark textured background with some ferns around it & the text jimothy
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✦𝕄𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕔✦ @mythiccae.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Our modern day cryptid, Jimothy
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Ash 💖 The Art Goblin @artgoblinash.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Made a little self care sheet for my husband of his little slime-sona. 🥰 I figure it might be helpful for others too.
First text reads: "If you feel like everyone hates you Take a nap" with a picture of a little slime sleeping on a pillow, tucked under a blanket.

The second text reads: "if you feel like you hate everyone, eat" with a picture of a slime happily eating a PB&J Sandwich, pieces of the sandwich visible through his chubby, translucent cheeks. 

The third text reads "If you feel like you hate yourself, Bathe" with a peaceful looking slime relaxing amongst some bubbles. 

The last text reads "and always remember to hydrate" with the little slime drinking from a water skin- the water sloshing around in his translucent body.
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You can go vote on the raccoon’s name on Halaand’s instagram story.
erling • 1h
Follow
... ×
HELP ME NAME MY NEW BUDDY
Cowboy
Ranger
TEX
R.O.W. (Raccoon On
Wheels (e)
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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"
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Mitch Goldich @mitchgoldich.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Boston 250 had a drone show before the fireworks, and I want you all to see the man with a musket who rose from the sky
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Matt Lucas in a sombrero is one of the most unpleasant images ever created
Noel Fielding and Matt Lucas during Mexican Week on Great British Bakeoff
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Today: CONMEBOL 2 Axis powers 0
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
if i were part of the presidential administration i would not say "Watergate was not that big a deal and significantly more scandalous things happen on a regular basis" out loud
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“the english historically struggle here in massachusetts” bless you john strong
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Rappenem @rappenem.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
1000 year old kitti
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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Taremi punished for being caked up. Will the tyranny against fat asses ever end? Jealousy is not a good look.
VAR visualization of Taremi's offside being almost entirely due to his butt
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
when you and your boys are out sailing and see that the Isle of Lindisfarne is guarded solely by women and priests
Erling Haaland running hunched over during a World Cup match for Norway
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Rui Pinto, count your days @thombomb816.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 17/06/2026
me at kickoff of every world cup game: oh this is nice to put on in the background, maybe the team with cool jerseys will win me 90 minutes later, literally every time:
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 17/06/2026
Hope these guys have a good night
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Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Friend just said of Odegaard during the national anthem “That’s the most Norwegian man I’ve ever seen” and I cannot tell you how delighted I was to know the camera was about to pan to Haaland
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Bruce Feldman @brucefeldmancfb.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Haaland is riveting. Norway seems like someone messed with the settings on the XBox to make all their players much taller and faster—especially him.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
america is an ideal worth fighting for
I'm American, but I talked to some Germans on a train platform in Chicago last weekend. They spoke very highly about their experience of buying legal weed, getting stoned and eating at Raising Canes.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
monday motivation
“again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn’t be doing every day, why not you” — spencer hall
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Charlotte Garden @charlottegarden.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I did make it to the nursery where I met this guy, whose hobby is starting fights with dogs
A poster containing a picture of an orange and white cat called tomatillo, and a warning that the cat is aggressive towards dogs
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
this column
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Pen In Flames Umineko
ALT: Pen In Flames Umineko
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Since BlueSky is the sports app, and the lawyers aren't here yet, enjoy 90 immaculate seconds of "Country Roads" after West Virginia walked off Kentucky to reach the Super Regionals.
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."
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Googly Eyes on Yu-Gi-Oh Cards @googly-oh.neocities.org · 01/06/2026
Happy pride month, everybody
screenshot from the yugioh manga,

Yami Yugi thinks, "Kaiba... Do you feel the same way...?"
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 29/05/2026
Women are conditioned not to surrender their autonomy. Dependence is the tool of the abuser.
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sarah @shippityships.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i know no one here is listening to me, but for my full recruit run on blue lions in fe3h, my headcanon is that we recruited claude too, but he had larger responsibilities with the alliance, which is why he can't come back for the war phase. i also think that hilda is reporting everything back to him
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