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Parker LaMascus

@parker.luckypaper.co
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[he/him] writes about game design; edits luckypaper.co; watches birds; reads a lot

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CASCADE CASCADE - SUMMER VACATION @cascadecascade.com · 1h
We don't make videos, we don't podcast, we just let the writers write. We're trying to prove that there's still an audience for written work about a thing we all love and word of mouth helped us sell nearly a thousand issues last time. It would rule to get over that line this time around.
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 29/09/2026
The Manhattan Project cost $36B in today’s dollars. Two+ years to go from an empty ranch to nuclear fission, building on decades of Nobels and physics consensus. Anthropic lost $42B in 2026 alone. And for 4 years, AGI has been “one model release away.” Real science is falsifiable, and this ain’t.
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 29/09/2026
for the morning crowd
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 28/09/2026
today’s column: a pox on one-note Cube schticks ;) luckypaper.co/articles/the...
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The Self-Defeating Irony of Cube Conceits — Lucky Paper
By trying to center their cube around a single mechanic, color, or gameplay style, designers often achieve the exact opposite effect. Here's why variety is the foundation of strategic replayability.
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I analyzed 40k decks on Commander Template to find out exactly how Bracket 3 isn’t just one bracket youtu.be/g9EE81gd-yI?...
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Why Bracket 3 Isn't Just One Bracket
YouTube video by Rebell Lily
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Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
dont buy magic cards should be the slogan! magic cards are cigarettes that everyone thinks are apples.
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 23/09/2026
new Magic writing in my favorite diy zine: it’s “Logging Off”. the writing is free, but you can get a copy in the mail through the CubeTalk discord, with encouraged donations to Trans Lifeline or the good cause of your choice. upkeepzine.blogspot.com/2026/09/upke...
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Upkeep Fall 2026
The fifth issue of Upkeep. Made available on September 23, 2026. You can download a copy here .
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 21/09/2026
i just finished one of the issue 2 bonuses yesterday :)
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 21/09/2026
an article about improving at Cube drafting: luckypaper.co/articles/lev...
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Level Up Your Cube Drafting With Scarcity — Lucky Paper
The Cube format is so diverse that it's impossible to develop a single tier list or pick order. Forget those prescriptive tools, and analyze the cube's scarcest resource to build yourself a flexible h...
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 14/09/2026
New article! A design-focused look back defending Magic’s most “unbalanced” draft set ever, and why I love that. Also: my analysis of Day/Night. Magic has dropped Evergreen mechanics in favor of seasonal saplings — thirsty but rootless. luckypaper.co/articles/mid...
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Midnight Hunt: A Retro Review — Lucky Paper
A spooky set with a notorious Draft environment, Midnight Hunt offers an object lesson in the limits of "balanced" gameplay. In its zombie hordes, we see a glimpse of what's possible with crystal-clea...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What followed was a 20 minute diatribe on how I’m anti-blue. How he was just doing what had to be done for the people he loved. In every scenario he was blameless, but it did not sound like he believed himself free of blame.
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Reality Fracture Charlie Kirk Doesn't Have Hole In Neck | Commander's Herald
“The multiverse within my brain is more divided than ever,” Jace mumbles at me before wiping away a tear and continuing, “and the only person who understood that was gone.” The “man” known as The Theo...
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 10/09/2026
This morning I am thinking about the greatest Cube synergy card of all time. Study this one like it’s a cheat code to emergent synergy design, because it is. (🧵)
Unearth: Return target creature with MV 3 or less from grave to battlefield. Cycling 2.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anyway, good piece in the Times here. (It still happens!) People are starting to talk very weird about AI on this site, and honestly it's kind of distressing seeing people fall into the abyss thinking it's alive. That ain't good. The rest of us should expect boring bad stuff and guard against it.
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Opinion | How Scared Should We Be of A.I. Right Now? (Gift Article)
The dark and distressing way that Silicon Valley talks about A.I. can be traced to a philosophy that influenced many tech executives.
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 08/09/2026
my face every time my cube pack wheels something good
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 08/09/2026
"Y-y-y-ya've got it all WRONG. Quintorius's weird half-human lil' fetus ain't in this Secret Lair Product. It's in Ollie's Sharpie cube, and, and, in Orcish's microfiction, and, y'know, whichever screenshot Cary is splicing a Robert B. Wintermute reference into."
Jimmy Stewart having a wonderful life
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When @parker.luckypaper.co pitches a piece that includes both a thoughtful takedown of commodified creativity and a handmade collage you say "yeah absolutely"
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 08/09/2026
The Zeta Set is several firsts for Magic: the first SLD lootbox, the first use of public domain art, and… the first set that begs us to make it ourselves, but better. Have a party. Invite friends, plus Fiskar and Elmer. Let’s DIY this poser set already.
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 08/09/2026
👀👀👀
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Dominarian Plowshare @mtgplowshare.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
today for @cascadecascade.com, I write about multiverses like the Marvel Cinematic Universe--& Reality Fracture. What does it mean for a corporate-owned franchise to suggest that its IP is a metaphysical inevitability in every possible world? give it a read! www.cascadecascade.com/the-corporat...
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The Corporate Multiverse
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 01/09/2026
cube is literally so cool. people are so creative. d.s.b. rocks.
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Andy Mangold @andy.luckypaper.co · 01/09/2026
I'm so excited to finally share the concept of this cube, which I had to keep a secret for 9 months! Auction ends Friday. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLwK...
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Can I design a cube where players ONLY draft mono-color or five-color decks?
YouTube video by Lucky Paper
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Andy Mangold @andy.luckypaper.co · 28/08/2026
I’m also donating a 90 minute video call with the winner to talk about what I learned from this event, the buyer’s goals for the cube, and how I would tweak the list with both in mind.
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Jane McKinney @janemckinney.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com Obscura, 2026 🧵 View more photos in the comments 👇 #mtgcube @scottmirts.upkeepnewyork.com @andy.luckypaper.co @gdekker.io @parker.luckypaper.co @ollie.bostoncubeparty.com @anthony.luckypaper.co @nyc-mtg.com @improphilo.bsky.social @deinonychus9.bsky.social
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Zeta set has a fun aesthetic which has inspired me to jazz up my own proxies in this style! But, to me, SL boosters of cards with art that's "glitched" photo-copy homages to OG play test cards, or even just actual Magic cards, feels very Hot Topic Punk Jacket with Pre-Sewn Anarchy Symbols.
A magic card with a white background, colour printer error stripes, & a cut out picture of a monkey holding a coconut.

Simian Spirit Guide
{2}{R}
Summon Ape Spirit
Exile Simian Spirit Guide from your hand: Add R
2/2A magic card whose art is a photocopy of Eterny Vessel in a graded case (grade 6)

Eternity Vessel
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Artifact
Eternity Vessel enters the battlefield with X charge counters on it, where X is your life total.
Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may have your life total become the number of charge counters on Eternity Vessel.
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 25/08/2026
My design prompt was “Ritual,” and became a cube about the stories we tell through gameplay: cubecobra.com/cube/list/6b...
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Cube Cobra List: We Are The Stories We Repeat
Settler or savage. Saint or sinner. Sovereign or subhuman. Planeswalker or pawn.
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 24/08/2026
The new Darksteel Monolith in #mtgSLZ features a famous modernist photo as its art. Here’s a side-by-side with Charles Sheeler’s “Ford Plant, River Rouge, Blast Furnace and Dust Catcher.” 🧵
MSCHF’s lofi design for the Magic card Darksteel MonolithCharles Sheeler’s Ford Plant Blast Furnace. NY MoMA
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 22/08/2026
Excited to reveal this never-before-seen cube list at @cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com Obscura this weekend! (And also play some Magic, I guess.)
a cube longbox on an orange Obscura playmat. the box is labeled, “Ritual: we are the stories we repeat.”
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 18/08/2026
keep your eyes peeled on Saturday and you might see me in the booth :)
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Jakob J. Kamminga @rhythmicstudy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@parker.luckypaper.co's best. And that's saying a lot. If you read one article this month (or year even), make it this. www.cascadecascade.com/taking-games...
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Taking Games Seriously
Games Matter, to Facists, At Least. Parker tells us what's up.
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Fish @sofisht.ink · 13/08/2026
This is very good. Being willing and able to take seriously a fiction that exists to create joy and collaboration is a skill that all should cultivate.
"Gaming is a powerful artistic act because it directly addresses the aimless nihilism at the core of consumerism, at the core of the 2020s’ reactionary social media. Games aren’t the all-or-nothing moral signifiers that moralizing reactionaries make them out to be. But they do matter, because when we play with our decision-making, we practice the kind of creative agency that’s required for real political and social change."
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 13/08/2026
Cal: “please write about Magic this time —“ Me: *hands in another 8K words on fascism*
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 08/07/2026
this will be me at 5:01pm tn on my way to #mtgcube
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 06/07/2026
One weird trick to fit three (or more!) Cube matches into less than 3 hours. At any player count. luckypaper.co/articles/try...
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Try Exhibition Matches. Thank me later. — Lucky Paper
What if I told you that the best draft format for 7 and 9 players was also the best way to finish a whole cube night in less than 3 hours? This is my new favorite way to play Magic.
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Petro Kim @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Cube will outlive Magic (haha, yay!) Cube will outlive me (hmmm) I had a blast at a Cube event back in April and it got me thinking about what Cube means, and why I’m such an enthusiastic convert. Consider subscribing + you still have a couple of hours to preorder the no-foolin’ print magazine!
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 25/06/2026
I’ll be in NYC this August with my first brand-new cube in years (!) And let me just say… I was cooking with this one.
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 17/06/2026
I have a new Cube article out! I'm doing my bit to rehabilitate one of the most underrated sets in Magic. Turns out Cube is so awesome that even Dragon's Maze looks pretty good through this lens: luckypaper.co/articles/dra...
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Dragon's Maze: A Retro Design Review — Lucky Paper
The last set of Ravnica's second block: an all-time stinker, at least according to the pros and competitive players. For Cube, though, the Dragon's Maze hides a wealth of unique lessons and flexible r...
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Dominarian Plowshare @mtgplowshare.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Today for @hipstersofthecoast.com, I discuss the role of quotation in Magic’s flavor text—including quotation’s extreme prevalence, occasional lameness, and icky lack of author attribution in Magic-x-Marvel. Give it a read! www.hipstersofthecoast.com/2026/06/quot...
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Quoting, Copying, and Familiar Flavor in Marvel Super Heroes
Ryan examines years of quotations landing on Magic card flavor texts. The data, mechanics, and feeling of the words in italics.
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 01/06/2026
This is a cool “product,” I guess, but as one of the writers, it was so unbelievably cool that our intrepid editors believed in us this much. Look, Ma, my writing is on a piece of paper you can hold! It’s real! It will survive the butlerian jihad!
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CASCADE CASCADE - SUMMER VACATION @cascadecascade.com · 01/06/2026
CASCADE CASCADE - THE MAGAZINE (ISSUE 1) is real. Available for preorder for $14.99. >60 magazine sized pages with every article from ISSUE 1 plus a bonus print exclusive from editor Dan Sheehan. Read more: www.cascadecascade.com/cascade-casc...
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 22/05/2026
Mando and Grogu was like watching five Wookieepedia articles come to life and engage in chummy low-stakes fisticuffs with a big droid voiced by the least famous Obama nephew
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 18/05/2026
critically important for anybody who thinks magic is interesting, or anybody who gets annoyed by needless 404s
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 07/05/2026
This article goes even deeper on why I sold (most of) my Legacy Cube and haven’t purchased a fancy Magic card since
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Cas/Strix 🔜 MagicCon Atlanta @strixhavendropout.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Please go support writers and read an article I wrote. It’s an emotional and tumultuous exploration of competitiveness. One of the best things I think I’ve ever written for the Magic space.
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CASCADE CASCADE - SUMMER VACATION @cascadecascade.com · 28/04/2026
Didn't anybody tell you? It's Rob Bock O'Clock
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Forced Perspective
Rob Bockman takes a moment to consider the many different Magics we've had over the years.
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 06/04/2026
I wrote about my worst local Cube tournament as a player (but one of my favorites as a designer): luckypaper.co/articles/the...
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The Best 0-3 0-6 Draft of my Life — Lucky Paper
An elegy for a game store: Or, what an improbably bad tournament weekend teaches Cube designers about compelling, mysterious, irresistible gameplay.
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 21/03/2026
Philly destroyed an innocent hitchbot like it was nothing. Can’t wait to see what we’ll do now that the uber bots are actively taking work away from humans.
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CASCADE CASCADE - SUMMER VACATION @cascadecascade.com · 19/03/2026
Get Better At Limited For $0* by @jakebrowne.com Cascade Cascade's resident Limited Guru weighs in on how to stop wasting your gold and start winning games. www.cascadecascade.com/get-better-a... *it costs a Cascade Cascade subscription to read
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Get Better At Limited For $0
Cascade Cascade's resident Limited Guru weighs in on how to stop wasting your gold and start winning games.
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CASCADE CASCADE - SUMMER VACATION @cascadecascade.com · 10/03/2026
REPORTING LIVE FROM THE ICE PROTESTS OF INNISTRAD by @parker.luckypaper.co is now LIVE! In the absence of public truth and solidarity, conspiracy blooms, fueling authoritarianism. www.cascadecascade.com/reporting-li...
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Monica Millions @monicamillions.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Relatedly, I‘m guesting on @commandzoe.bsky.social’s stream on April 11th and we are drafting Girls Night, my spikey #mtgcube about the joys and terrors of living and dying as a woman. There’s rather a lot of feminist subtext to all the exploitation and corrective violence. Come check it out!
A stream promo for a charity stream of a cube draft of Girls Night on Zoe’s twitch channel. 8 trans women, including Monica, will draft a cube about the joys and terrors of living and dying as a woman. Giada, Font of Hope, the Magic card. She looks scared and alone, and the flavor text tells of how her nature is exploited by the Cabretti.Clip Wings, the Magic card. It depicts an angel taking vengeance on humanity being bound and shot by Avacynian soldiers. The art is depicting a just-barely metaphorical corrective gang rape, and the flavor text says “It is a grim duty to save the world from those created to protect it.”  

They really couldn’t be saying the quiet part any louder.
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Dominarian Plowshare @mtgplowshare.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I've been so excited to share this: for CASCADE CASCADE, I interviewed Miguel Lopez, the former WOTC writer and worldbuiler who helped create the Edge (of Eternities), Ixalan, & more. we discuss the proliferation of tiny, irrelevant, beautiful details in the worlds of Magic. give it a read!
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