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🔗 explodedsoda.me ℹ️ 30 or 40 / F / NC / liberal / cis, but ally 👩🏼‍💻 software engineer 15+ yrs 📸 wannabe photographer 👾 retro hardware & vpet collector

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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 26s
I don't know nothin 🤷🏼‍♀️
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 2h
Meow
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 01/10/2026
Idk if Cheese is trying to say something or just pressing random buttons, but today it's "All Done! No. No. No." Before going to the buttons he was just kinda chillin
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 29/09/2026
Bean soup theory ass idiots on Threads istg
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 28/09/2026
the thing about having so much hair is you can cut off, like, 5 inches and hardly anyone would notice
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Brian Shea @brianpshea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m glad Google is investing all this money into AI for it to be unable to pull a simple, clearly defined number
A Google AI search summary saying that Game Informer awarded Gears 5 an 8.75 out of 10. (It did not)A screenshot of Game Informer’s review, where it gave Gears 5 an 8.5 out of 10
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
popsci.com
Asteroid named after ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic
‘I just hope this isn’t the asteroid that winds up destroying the Earth.’
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 24/09/2026
We've got a roast going in the crockpot for dinner tonight and it smells soooooo gooooood
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was finally able to track down an actual 3-D version of “AL’S BRAIN IN 3-D”… so if you have a VR headset, 3-D TV, or even cheap 3-D glasses, you can now watch this in the way it was originally intended! youtu.be/LKgKQK7tKIU
youtu.be
"Weird Al" Yankovic - AL'S BRAIN IN 3-D
YouTube video by alyankovic
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 24/09/2026
Holy fucking shit I'm so fucking tired of Taylor Fucking Swift
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 23/09/2026
Cheese has learned the word "outside" and is now slamming that outside button all damn day
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Gleen @ Home @metalglennsolid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
aight MGS4 is live, for 5 twitch subs ill swap to gold camo only because someone in MGSR said i should suffer. NOT FOR FREE DAMMIT! twitch.tv/metalglennso...
twitch.tv
MetalGlennSolid - Live on Twitch
MGS4 Speedruns Now with Closed Captions? | Streaming metal gear solid 4: guns of the patriots.
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 23/09/2026
That time my favorite band (Electric Six) was playing in Atlanta the same weekend I was there for FWA was one of the best weekends ever
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 22/09/2026
it’s not that i can’t manage a plex server, i just don’t want to
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 22/09/2026
No TV theme gets stuck in my head more frequently than The Angry Beavers
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 21/09/2026
Idk who needs to hear this but, you've got this! I'm proud of you!
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 20/09/2026
Lmaaooo Fox has the Panthers-Falcons game playing the Jets-Packers audio
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Andy @handyandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My wife is a counseling psychologist. I guess you could say she has to code people's vibes all day long.
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Kai @kaiho.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have only just clocked that the drive direction arrow on the Prime NFL on-screen graphics is a vertical non-chevron version of the Amazon A-->Z arrow.
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 17/09/2026
AHHH THE OWNERS DECIDED NOT TO SELL THE HOUSE WE DONT HAVE TO MOVE
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 16/09/2026
Murakami's "Norwegian Wood" sure was a book
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Justin Carter @gigawattconduit.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
I just don't know how anyone's seriously expected to believe that Macklemore deserved to get booted from this tour for "antisemitic comments" when several of the locations are about to have Kanye "Heil Hitler" West
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Glenn White @justicar.xyz · 13/09/2026
Went apple picking today…and am now making apple chips as gifts and Extra Life incentives!
A LOT of apples of various varieties.An apple on a spiral corer/slicer.Thin quarter inch rings of apple on a white cutting board.A bunch of apple slices dusted with pumpkin spice and set on a dehydrator tray.
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 12/09/2026
I know we were all up late last night talking but how tf am I still the only person awake. I wanna go do shit (get more coffee). I guess I could take a golf cart out alone
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 12/09/2026
"The saddest thing in the world is wearing a damp bra." - Midori, in Haruki Murakami's Norwegian Wood
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 12/09/2026
Me: my tummy hurts Also me: iced coffee and jalapeño kettle chips sound like a balanced breakfast
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 12/09/2026
how the fuck am I still awake lmao
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 12/09/2026
here come dat boi! o shit waddup
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 12/09/2026
Sometimes I think about that time I was on the Pentagon grounds, and I was not supposed to be there. Also I vaped weed while there. Lmao.
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 12/09/2026
Man idk. I don't find any of the fucking 9/11 memes that zoomers and zillennials make these days funny at all as someone who watched those towers collapse live on TV in 8th grade
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 12/09/2026
Who on bald head island got weed
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 12/09/2026
Me, 6 hours into not having THC: "I am going to suffer greatly when they ban farm bill compliant hemp"
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Kyle Gaddo @kylegaddo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
you actually don't need to partake in whatever stupid ai thing is trending, you just don't have to do that, nobody is holding a gun to your head, you can ignore it
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 10/09/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DdHm-g9...
instagram.com
Cheese and Toast on Instagram: "Cheese "helping" my bf break down a box 😹 #cats #catsofinstagram #orangecat #justorangecatthings #cheeseandtoast"
3 likes, 0 comments - _cheeseandtoast_ on September 10, 2026: "Cheese "helping" my bf break down a box 😹 #cats #catsofinstagram #orangecat #justorangecatthings #cheeseandtoast".
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 09/09/2026
Close friend from the Bay Area (she's born n raised PNW) was watching Death of the Pastor's Wife which takes place in my hometown and asked "I was telling [boyfriend] you’re from there! Dude does everyone have such a bizarre accent or what?" 😂🤣😭💀 I was like "wait what accents"
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 07/09/2026
www.instagram.com/p/Dc_sMD0Rh1...
instagram.com
Cheese and Toast on Instagram: "Such a sweet angel (when he sleeps) . . . #cat #catsofinstagram #orangecat #cheeseandtoast #catphotography"
2 likes, 0 comments - _cheeseandtoast_ on September 7, 2026: "Such a sweet angel (when he sleeps) . . . #cat #catsofinstagram #orangecat #cheeseandtoast #catphotography".
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Cevere @inzoxi.co.uk · 06/09/2026
lil bit of prepwork for animating the stylus and keeping it to one flat plane. have to rig the stylus to keep everything as one object. it's funny because I barely use a stylus
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 06/09/2026
I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING MOVE AGAIN AHHHHH
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 06/09/2026
Every time it's not raining on the goddamn weekend and is nice enough to go to the beach I'm on my goddamn period.
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 05/09/2026
Shoutout to the local One Hour Heating and Cooling franchise for going all in on extremely corny, non-AI ads (sadly cannot find them online to share, but they make me giggle)
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 04/09/2026
I appreciate the fuck out of the fact both of my parents are real estate agents
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 30/08/2026
Threads really reminds me of Tumblr in a way
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 29/08/2026
Idk how many of yall remember very old explodedsoda twitter lore but the piano guy I used to crush on in like 2011 is in that Death of the Pastor's Wife documentary and was/is the pastor's best friend jfc
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 26/08/2026
WHO IS PAYING OFF DEATH TO TAKE THE WRONG 80 YEAR OLDS
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 26/08/2026
As much as not living in this house will suck (won't know till end of week I guess about when we might need to be out or if we get another year) I feel really bad for the owners. They bought this to be their retirement house, then a grandkid was born with some health issues so they moved to help
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 26/08/2026
My garmin watch just died mid workout and I just fully charged it yesterday. Usually I get a week or more out of a charge 😔🫠
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP DOLLEY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN GAZING INTO DA FUTURE THINKING ABOUT "WHEN IT WILL HAPPEN" FOR ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE - "THE WRONG PEOPLE KEEP DYING, CAUSE THERE BUILDING A GANG IN DA AFTER LIFE FOR WHEN THE RIGHT PEOPLE SHOW UP - U KNOW WHO, I RESPECT TERMS OF SERVICE " - NO AFTER LIFE FOR ME IM GONNA BE STUCK IN SAMSARA FOR A WHILE "CANT STOP PARTAKING IN DA SUFFERING" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 25/08/2026
Just made a donation to the Cape Fear Literacy Council in honor of Dolly 💔
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explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 25/08/2026
I'm glad she gets to be with her husband again
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 25/08/2026
Today is a good day to support your local libraries, your school libraries, your neighborhood little free libraries. Do it for Dolly.
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