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Sharky 🦈

@sharky.bsky.social
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👀 Stay hydrated. 15-time Winner of the Internet. Cat Dad. Attorney.

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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 38m
It's a bigger story that she's sitting down with a white supremacist for a fluff piece.
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Carolina Forward @carolinaforward.bsky.social · 8h
TODAY'S THE DAY. 🗳️ Early in-person voting starts TODAY all across North Carolina, and runs until October 31. Go get em, y'all. Go check out the ballot in YOUR county, and make sure to share with the people in your life: carolinaforward.org/news/the-202...
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 17h
Jeebus
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We are currently rewatching MIDNIGHT MASS, and I am still so enthralled/disgusted by how a community so wrought with melancholic despair can embrace a mysterious 'angel' and its oft-violent 'miracles,' thus turning a blind eye and pretending said angel is not in fact a blood-sucking vampire demon.
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So as y’all probably already know, Trump has a new blonde, Katie Zacharia. She claims to be an attorney, and apparently has been doing so for some time. But while she has a JD from Pepperdine for sure, nobody can seem to find any jurisdiction in which she has been admitted to the practice of law.
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I say let the Bills and Rams keep playing until next Sunday.
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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That's a Shame Reaction
Alt: That's a Shame Reaction
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It doesn't count if you're watching your team in the post season.
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The real October surprise will be a day without a Paxton scandal.
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Joe Buck never sing again challenge
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/shar...
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A prequel to "Jaws" that follows a regular sized shark just kind of swimming around.
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
👀
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
OH STAHP
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Never felt more OP
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Level 51. Everyone have a great day! 💙🦈
A guy with dark hair and a goatee wearing a polo shirt with black and grey shark silhouettes on it.
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thanks, Gregg! I'm trying 😂 💙🦈
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You are the best, Bets! I 💙 u.
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
👀
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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гладиатор: Are You Not Entertained?
Alt: Are You Not Entertained?
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Urgency. How does it work?
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So many teams asleep at the wheel.
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Giants and Commanders deserved that tie. 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don't need revenue if you don't have a budget.
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Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart
Alt: Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's a bold strategy, Cotton.
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So many bad coaching decisions in the London game.
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
GO HOME NFL YOU ARE DRUNK
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jacksonville keystone copping it from the goal line.
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Whaaaat?
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think it's okay to wish for a plague infecting humanity to end.
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
👀
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Doesn't sound like much of a friend if they didn't bring one back for you, as well.
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When your necromancer shows up drunk to D&D night:
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's Zeddy, ready with the 1-2 checker Wrecks-N-Effect is in effect, but he's the wrecker
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 09/10/2026
happy 20th anniversary to Night #21
screenshot from paranormal activity (2007)
white text that says: 
Night #21 
October 8th, 2006
the text is over two people asleep in bed
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
For every problem, a solution.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't think it needs to be said, but from someone on the ground, none of this shit is true, and he's just being a racist piece of shit.
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Derpy Ouroboros Cartoon
Alt: Silly Ouroboros Cartoon
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK!
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
they should invent a US president who doesn't hate the US
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes people are just bad people.
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A lot of people don't know Trump's lower half is all goat legs.
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This reads like a dril tweet (complimentary)
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah this is my fault for having a phone connected to the internet.
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lol. Rick Jackson is now attacking Keisha Lance Bottoms for ALLOWING data center growth.
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Omg. What is happening? (interceptions are happening)
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I haven't seen this many ill-advised picks since Mike Ditka traded for Ricky Williams.
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Football right now
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Herve's Elmo in Flames Meme
Alt: Herve's Elmo in Flames Meme
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you like elite QBs throwing picks, this morning has been a hater's delight
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