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Shane Madej

@shanemadej.bsky.social
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I make a show called Puppet History and co-host a show called Ghost Files on a channel called Watcher. You may also recognize me from my iconic turn in CBS’s SWAT. youtube.com/watcher

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Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
darth vader burping
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mom come get me Herman Melville is doing phrenology on a whale
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Watcher @wearewatcher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
make sure to watch till the end for................this
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
People have studied this for decades, and the findings are pretty consistent: Immigration is unrelated or even negatively related to crime and cities w/lots of immigrants are likely safer than yours. From Robert Sampson, The Great American City: Chicago and the Enduring Neighborhood Effect (2012).
Among the public, policy makers, and many academics, a common expectation is that the concentration of immigrants and the influx of foreigners drive up disorder and crime because of the assumed propensities of these groups to commit crimes and settle in poor, presumably disorganized communities. This belief is so pervasive that, as shown in chapter 6, the neighborhood concentration of Latinos strongly predicts perceptions of disorder no matter what the actual amount of disorder or the rate of reported crimes. Yet increases in immigration are correlated with less crime, and immigrants appear to be less violent than those born in America, particularly when they live in neighborhoods with high numbers of other immigrants.
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Aine Yore, MD 🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪 @aineyoremd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We remember
The X-Man Wolverine, reclining on his bunk, holds an old picture frame, wistfully stroking the image, which is revealed to be a map of the islands of Cape Verde
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Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Can't imagine hitting a soccer ball with my head. Very scary.
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Matt Real @mattyistalking.com · 22/06/2026
I’m not too good at using Bluesky but hey there are 7 total eps of my and @shanemadej.bsky.social’s new weekly comedy trivia podcast The Quizard’s Pit.
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Why The Sky Sometimes Rains Animals | Quizard's Pit Ep 7
YouTube video by The Quizard's Pit
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yаna @ghola.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i got to go make some love to olive oyl before i gets exercuted
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I can't wait for Woody and Buzz to kill that fucking iPad.
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John Bleasdale @www.johnbleasdale.com · 08/06/2026
Casablanca ranked. 1. Casablanca.
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Humphrey Bogart: A Beautiful Friendship Begins
ALT: Humphrey Bogart: A Beautiful Friendship Begins
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Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
In our inaugural episode of The Quizard's Pit we learn about, among other things, a 122 year old woman who met Van Gogh and said he smelled. Join us every Monday for the foreseeable future!
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Matt Real @mattyistalking.com · 08/05/2026
@shanemadej.bsky.social and I are unfortunate victims of getting sucked up into space weekly and on Monday we release the first episode of a podcast that tells our horrific story. @nicklutsko.bsky.social gave us this amazing theme and Jared Sosa followed it with an incredible animation.
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Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
EXCITING: Launching a new podcast with @mattyistalking.com about pals learning things! Give the trailer a peek and join us for the inaugural episode next week. (Hopefully we aren't killed by the omnipotent space wizard forcing us to participate in this podcast but idk!) youtu.be/I-b9Or49ljk?...
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The Quizard's Pit | Podcast Trailer
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Don’t want to get too race science-y but I don’t even think the yellow m&m and the green m&m could produce a viable offspring together. Mule type situation, best case
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
damn right!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-g…
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong
Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive
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STORES Podcast @storesthepodcast.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
@shanemadej.bsky.social is on the pod this week visiting Abercrombie & Fitch! www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFF3...
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Jonathan the 193-year old tortoise:
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Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Only time will tell which astronaut aboard the Artemis II will be the first to discover the Billie Eilish Boomerang Idol.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Gosford Park (2001) Gosford World (2015) Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
dr. robby: we have a patient in er room 1. health is at 1%. ideas, people me: 1 dose of the correct kind of medicine, stat! dr. mohan: oh my god. patient’s health is now 100% dr. robby: do you want to ride motorcycles with me me: no. i have to go home and post on bluesky — the world’s #1 site
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
(goes to Five Guys and sees only four guys working) Eyyy where's the fifth guy today lol (goes to Wendy's and sees no redheads working) Eyyy where's Wendy today lol (goes to Jack in the Box and sees staff gathered around open casket) May his memory always be a blessing 🖤
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Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
A gift you can give yourself while watching Survivor is to imagine Jeff Probst recording the vocals for all the incidental music in his garage.
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Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Cannot recommend this daily Olympics recap enough. Fine fine work.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player
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the dan who stepped into yesterday @korbermite.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
thank you elliott! and the same to you!
New message from
Elliott Smith
Elliott Smith
Happy Bandcamp Friday
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Pam Wishbow @pamwishbow.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I just wanna lay down in the garden and look at the opening snowdrops and maybe let the crows eat me, simple goals ya know
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Johan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
A digital illustration. Seen mostly in silhouette (with some hints of detail if you zoom in) we see Sisyphus in his classical Greek togs against a reddish orange background. He is working very hard to shove an extremely large, roughly spherical boulder up a very steep grade. Large letters carved into the side of the boulder facing us read ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Sometimes it's pure poetry
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
ICE is feverishly looking for some top-down reason this is happening. They are trying to infiltrate, but you cannot infiltrate a city's collective character. They want to find the
"orchestrators," the "paid activists," the political professionals scheming up the city's response to their crimes. They won't find any, because there are none. It's parents worried about the safety of their daycare and schools. It's neighbors worried about the family down the street. It's anyone with a conscience-which is to say, it is everyone. And we are going to win.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow. Here it is:
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/01/2026
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
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Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Ok I was curious so I checked this out and basically he saves up all his daily farts in a 3-gallon Ziploc, then pops the bag over his head and ties it off like Ben Kingsley at the end of The House of Sand and Fog and huffs his farts until he passes out and is revived by his robot maid. Inspiring!
YouTube thumbnail of Sam Altman titled "Sam Altman's Method for Clear Thinking"
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macmuiris @macmuiris.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
If America makes it through this, anyone who murmurs platitudes about "binding up the nation's wounds" must be drummed out of public life. They tried that after the first phase of the civil war, and it just led to where they are now. The cancer must be excised and destroyed. Nothing else will work.
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sara 🌛 rubin @sararubin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
If you show me proof you donated to this or any other food pantry/worthy cause in Minneapolis, GUESS WHAT?! Ima draw you a lil freakum!!! a real weird one!! i am working now so they may arrive slower but DAGNABBIT they will ARRIVE
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Wrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
NEWS ANCHOR: we're getting word that two dozen ICE agents are in hospital after they started kissing a beautiful woman in a skimpy outfit with platinum blond hair only for her to tragically explode because she was actually a big stack of TNT.
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Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. Some observations from four days on the ground in Minneapolis. www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...
ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. According to The Atlantic, they receive 47 days of training — in honor of Trump, the 47th president, naturally. Many of them, also, can barely read or write, apparently. The ones I spent the weekend following around didn’t even have proper uniforms, with some wearing sneakers. In Minnesota. In January. These dipshits are also wearing camo in the snow. They clearly do not have any training when it comes to their own weapons either. Multiple times over the last few days, I watched officers fire pepper spray balls at the feet of protestors barely a few inches away from them. These weapons are basically paintball guns full of concentrated pepper spray. So when they hit a target, they explode into the air. Which meant ICE agents regularly ended up poisoning themselves with their own weapons. I also watched two agents ask each other if a canister they were about to fire at the crowd was tear gas or a stun grenade. (It ended up being a stun grenade that then ignited the tear gas they had already shot at us, which started a fire in the street that a protestor had to help them put out.)
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star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
"i asked chatgpt" well I asked amy klobuchar and she threw a stapler at my head
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
im sorry i know it sucks but journalists are going to have to be willing to get fired for simply describing what they see happening with their own eyes, you look like fucking morons
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.
Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting
"They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head."
An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries.
"We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
“Be kind, be involved, believe in your art,” he said. “At a time when people tell you art is not important, that is always the prelude to fascism. When they tell you it doesn’t matter, when they tell you a fucking app can do art you say, if it’s that important, why the fuck do they want it so bad? The answer is because they think they can debase everything that makes us a little better, a little more human. And that, in my book, and in my life, includes monsters.”
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Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Avatar 3 a mixed bag but provided us with the incredibly potent quote from Payakan that I will employ any time I lose an argument in 2026: "You will never hear my Song again."
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