Reposted by Shane MadejThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan 7677271104
Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This thread made me feel sane for the first time since Thursday. 130
Reposted by Shane Madejhopelessbusiness @hamsinthewest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s a shame more people won’t see Digger, a surprisingly cynical and bleak commentary on how art no longer has the power to change things that also mocks Tom Cruise a lot. 0151
Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Walked out of Digger saying "wow wow wow wow wow!" Stone-cold banger. SORRY! 3312
Reposted by Shane MadejThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 367201419894
Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Sorry *POPPY sensibility. They don't have spotty sensibilities! I promise! 010
Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Their first three albums have a lot of good stuff but are a little spotty to me but We All Belong is probably a good starting point to get a taste of their lo-fi spotty sensibility. Then Fate, which is... the best. And then just move on through. Smooth sailing. Earworms for days. 110
Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Oh my god they're the best. You can pretty much move through their discography chronologically and not encounter one bad song. "Fate" through "Critical Equation" in particular is one of the most staggering decade-long runs of albums I've ever heard. 120
Reposted by Shane MadejND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Mom come get me Herman Melville is doing phrenology on a whale 428527
Reposted by Shane MadejWatcher @wearewatcher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026make sure to watch till the end for................this 2786
Reposted by Shane MadejRoss Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper 7164731571
Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 23/07/2026We migrated all things Professor over to a new dedicated channel and have been posting monthly installments of a new spinoff over there. Swing on by and poke around! www.youtube.com/@PuppetHisto...youtube.comPuppet History IncThe personal channel of Professor Concupiscence McNasty. New episodes of History Contingency Tapes airing every month starting April 23rd. 031
Reposted by Shane MadejEvan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 15/07/2026People have studied this for decades, and the findings are pretty consistent: Immigration is unrelated or even negatively related to crime and cities w/lots of immigrants are likely safer than yours. From Robert Sampson, The Great American City: Chicago and the Enduring Neighborhood Effect (2012). 31111342
Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Can't imagine hitting a soccer ball with my head. Very scary. 61405
Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I've usually found that a chewy pop is the result of the kernels! (I assume they're just old/stale?) If you want light and fluffy you can track down some white kernels. Yellow if you want more bulbous and starchy. Despite being a big brand I find Orville kernels to be pretty reliable and fresh! 120
Reposted by Shane MadejMatt Real @mattyistalking.com · 22/06/2026I’m not too good at using Bluesky but hey there are 7 total eps of my and @shanemadej.bsky.social’s new weekly comedy trivia podcast The Quizard’s Pit.youtu.beWhy The Sky Sometimes Rains Animals | Quizard's Pit Ep 7YouTube video by The Quizard's Pit 3314
Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I'll always respond to popcorn-related inquiries. Please keep me in the loop on your Whirleypop endeavors 110
Reposted by Shane MadejMike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I can't wait for Woody and Buzz to kill that fucking iPad. 2081977
Reposted by Shane MadejJohn Bleasdale @www.johnbleasdale.com · 08/06/2026Casablanca ranked. 1. Casablanca.static.klipy.comHumphrey Bogart: A Beautiful Friendship BeginsALT: Humphrey Bogart: A Beautiful Friendship Begins 77611
Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I am genuinely so flattered by this sentiment. THANK you. 1230
Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 12/05/2026In our inaugural episode of The Quizard's Pit we learn about, among other things, a 122 year old woman who met Van Gogh and said he smelled. Join us every Monday for the foreseeable future! 3535
Reposted by Shane MadejMatt Real @mattyistalking.com · 08/05/2026@shanemadej.bsky.social and I are unfortunate victims of getting sucked up into space weekly and on Monday we release the first episode of a podcast that tells our horrific story. @nicklutsko.bsky.social gave us this amazing theme and Jared Sosa followed it with an incredible animation. 28113
Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 04/05/2026EXCITING: Launching a new podcast with @mattyistalking.com about pals learning things! Give the trailer a peek and join us for the inaugural episode next week. (Hopefully we aren't killed by the omnipotent space wizard forcing us to participate in this podcast but idk!) youtu.be/I-b9Or49ljk?...youtu.beThe Quizard's Pit | Podcast TrailerYouTube video by Watcher Podcasts 3579
Reposted by Shane Madejlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Don’t want to get too race science-y but I don’t even think the yellow m&m and the green m&m could produce a viable offspring together. Mule type situation, best case 2381489
Reposted by Shane MadejThe Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026Poor Sleep Linked To Gong theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-g… 6685671558
Reposted by Shane MadejSTORES Podcast @storesthepodcast.bsky.social · 07/04/2026@shanemadej.bsky.social is on the pod this week visiting Abercrombie & Fitch! www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFF3... 3509
Reposted by Shane MadejRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Jonathan the 193-year old tortoise: 321937
Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Only time will tell which astronaut aboard the Artemis II will be the first to discover the Billie Eilish Boomerang Idol. 0596
Reposted by Shane MadejMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Gosford Park (2001) Gosford World (2015) Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) 261855377
Reposted by Shane MadejJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/03/2026dr. robby: we have a patient in er room 1. health is at 1%. ideas, people me: 1 dose of the correct kind of medicine, stat! dr. mohan: oh my god. patient’s health is now 100% dr. robby: do you want to ride motorcycles with me me: no. i have to go home and post on bluesky — the world’s #1 site 273633419
Reposted by Shane MadejMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/02/2026(goes to Five Guys and sees only four guys working) Eyyy where's the fifth guy today lol (goes to Wendy's and sees no redheads working) Eyyy where's Wendy today lol (goes to Jack in the Box and sees staff gathered around open casket) May his memory always be a blessing 🖤 129745
Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 27/02/2026A gift you can give yourself while watching Survivor is to imagine Jeff Probst recording the vocals for all the incidental music in his garage. 0572
Shane Madej @shanemadej.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Cannot recommend this daily Olympics recap enough. Fine fine work. 0744
Reposted by Shane MadejMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics 7186212550
Reposted by Shane Madejthe dan who stepped into yesterday @korbermite.bsky.social · 06/02/2026thank you elliott! and the same to you! 416725
Reposted by Shane MadejPam Wishbow @pamwishbow.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I just wanna lay down in the garden and look at the opening snowdrops and maybe let the crows eat me, simple goals ya know 113119
Reposted by Shane MadejJohan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly 92166194815
Reposted by Shane MadejKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 25/01/2026We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow. Here it is: 461272536390