iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Tanuki’s Ghostie Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 6h

Rise and shine! It’s time for crimes!

Deadly funeral bell mushrooms grow from a mossy log while the sun bursts through autumn foliage

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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 29/09/2026

For years we've heard that Biden created a "Ministry of Truth," which didn't actually happen. But, I still hear people talking about it. But then Trump directed his FCC boss to be a literal Minister of Truth and the story disappeared within a day or two. What are we even doing here?

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is the dream our forefathers fought for.

A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.

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Michael Stahlke @michaelstahlke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Chili Peppers: We have developed a painful chemical irritant that will stop animals other than birds from eating our fruit Humans:

Skeleton points and says “joke's on you i'm into that shit”

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 22/07/2026

Democrats stop voting for shitty Republican bills challenge (impossible)

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EmmaTK55 @emmatk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Who knew übermensch had such thin skins?

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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 29/09/2026

Half of my time on the app is this ascii art.

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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It doesn't get more American than flossing with sugar.

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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 28/09/2026

You know, when it was NASA doing it, I enjoyed watching space stuff, because I felt like I had a stake in it. SpaceX feels way too much like watching a rich kid play with toys that I was still somehow forced to pay for.

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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 28/09/2026

Despite being free, this site still feed me my favorite fetish porn.

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sure, go ahead, post about a relatively important distinction that matters, I say to myself. People can handle it without being too weird, I reassure myself.

Me: think we need to differentiate between "Al uses a lot of water!" (not necessarily bad on its own) and "Al stresses local water supplies" (a potentially real issue). The distinction is important because even "modest" use can cause serious issues, especially given the locations of data centers

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think we need to feed you to the ocean
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I'm right here at the shore, I could hold your head beneath the waves for an easier experience of providing us with better writing
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 27/09/2026

Must be nice eating fresh lettuce without a care in the world.

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Like Mucas @mwl.io · 15/11/2024

Cashel would like to remind you that in a world where the Onion owns InfoWars, anything is possible. Write that book. Release that zero-day. Lick that wire. #petrats #rats

charming pet rat lounging in a hammock, looking at you

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teamhamiltonhq.bsky.social @teamhamiltonhq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Meischa was Roger Marshall's patient. This is her story.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026

peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”

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Lex Roman @lexroman.com · 25/09/2026

Watch what you post because Threads just might pretend you're the guy who masturbated on the plane. What just happened to Peter Shankman is a warning for all of us using Meta products.

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

no trouble publishing a dozen articles about ‘the threat to academic freedom’ when some invited speaker gets yelled at by students, but the gov’t illegally withholding merit-based research funds to impose an unwanted RW social agenda is written like it’s akin to disciplining an unruly child.

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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 25/09/2026

Which narcissists still force people to do in person interviews?

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Kuba Suder 🇵🇱🇺🇦 @mackuba.eu · 24/09/2026

Oh come oooooonnnn

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President Vermin Supreme @verminsupreme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

JUST ADDED!!! WED NOV 4 TOPEKA KS !!! @ THE COSMOS COURT !!!

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The annual parade of leaders at the UN General Assembly doesn't actually accomplish anything productive at ending wars or concluding treaties or anything like that, but it's pretty decent at generating content.

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/09/2026

ATTENTION THE BEST THING ABOUT AUTUMN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED IT IS TIME FOR TINY DOGS IN TINY SWEATERS

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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 24/09/2026

If muse were just an LLM-powered Tamagotchi, I’d think it was pretty cool. But it’s from Meta, so it has to be creepy and steal all your data.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/09/2026

The call was coming from inside the couch

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 23/09/2026

I don't know why it's terrifying. You know how many furries I've met that just want Uppies? That's the sort of thing you look for in a pilot.

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Turns out "I'm from the government and I'm here to help" is actually slightly less scary than "I'm a rich pervert who wants everyone to die".

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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 23/09/2026

RELEASE THE LIST

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026

i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's

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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026

And with the multiverse, you coulda had a cool moment with Blade & Old Man Blade. LEFT MONEY ON THE TABLE

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

And for this complaint to come from Bret Stephens -- who only has a cushy columnist gig at the New York Times because of their desire to be politically diverse and inclusive -- is fucking hilarious. You're the DEI hire, my man. You.

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Like Mucas @mwl.io · 22/09/2026

My Fellow Americans: PLEASE stop apologizing to citizens of other countries for the state of our country. They're sick of hearing it. Mere apologies are insufficient. Folks care about what you do. So go do things, and talk about what you're doing.

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026

NEW: In late 2024, FBI investigators had enough evidence to launch a sweeping bribery probe that could ensnare top lawmakers, including Sen. Susan Collins. Then Trump was reelected and eviscerated the FBI and DOJ teams handling public corruption probes.

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The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way

After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...

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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 21/09/2026

The biggest winner in all of Trump's nonsense continues to be China.

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Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.

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Mass. parents' story about child's gender transition complicated by court records

Joseph Kutzko was charged with assaulting the child in January 2025, not long before the child was removed from the family’s home. Mother Arlene Kutzko was charged with witness intimidation in connect...

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Which Witch R U 🏳️‍🌈 @which-witch-ru.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

As an LGBTQ elder who’s been fighting for our rights since the AIDS crisis, it is my duty to dole out tough love when members of our own community are harming themselves or our community. And telling people not to vote Dem when we’ve already lost rights in GOP states YEARS AGO is harming us all.

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Moonstruck Cher

Alt: Moonstruck Cher slapping Nic Cage and saying “Snap out of it!”

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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 21/09/2026

Maaaaaan, I wish Proton Mail wasn't awful, and their official social media account and CEO/founder/shareholder Andy Yen weren't shills for Republicans. Otherwise I would still be paying them for my email.

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Calling Robert Kraft a wealthy corpsemaxxer that "builds bridges" only so the IDF can bomb them goes harder than anything the media over here is putting out

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William F. Tulloch @cptdoomdc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Every article should start "Slipping further into what looks like serious dementia, Trump is unable to accept criticism and is being cocooned in a bubble of good news so as not to exacerbate his decline."

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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

But, don’t forget, it’s not actually a “war”, just a kinetic military action. To call it a “war” is inaccurate, and frankly, insulting to all the Warfighters, the Department of War, the Secretary of War, and the band War.

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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 19/09/2026

Bluesky @moderation.bsky.app confirms that Donald Trump died but has since become an undead creature, somewhere between two and three months ago.

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

all those other times are confirmed tho

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 19/09/2026

Fans outside of the PlayStation ecosystem are calling for a port of Wolverine to never be released. paletteswap.site/dif...

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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

never try to write anything funny, you'll just find out that whatever it is you're joking about somehow, unbeknownst to you, involves Musk and Epstein

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