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@sgthippie.bzky.team
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Gnome mercy for humans! My jokes are bad. Jerry told me to delete a skeet. Jerry told me no. Lots of typos. Barely literate. It's probably a bit.

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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 08/10/2026
Looks like this was verified by a trusted source. It must be true.
Screenshot showing Jerry’s blue checkmark verification. 

Jerry Chen is verified
This account has a checkmark because it's been verified by trusted sources.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 20/09/2026
Have you hit peak AGI?
Monkey User comic where AI supersedes humans by humans falling behind due to excessive reliance.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 07/09/2026
@stoat.chat Download doesn't seem to work on MacOS 27 for some reason.
Error message saying Stoat.app is damages and can't be opened.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 07/09/2026
We’re making it to AGI baby!
Monkey Coder comic showing AI exceeding humans by humans becoming too reliant on AI.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
Pictures of Alf
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 24/08/2026
Anti malarkey action, like the Antifa flag, but with ice cream instead of flags.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 13/08/2026
Ah, just like a good respectable orc.
Cover of Frozen Talons by Michael Warren Lucas (not the porn star)
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 13/08/2026
This is what people want Bluesky to be
Sensual Alf: Alf’s head on a muscular topless man’s body.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 03/08/2026
That you?
An old Japanese painting: A couple tanuki in robes. One is using absurdly large testicles to catch birds or something weird.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 03/08/2026
You can’t even tell the difference between a cheeseburger and a flower seed!
The cover of the book: ARE YOU A CHEESEBURGER? BY MONICA ARNALDO

A raccoon is suspiciously holding a large green and yellow seed.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 02/08/2026
That’s literally just a normal elf.
Skip’s skeet showing an Elf label.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 28/07/2026
Those nasty porch robbers are pretty bad about following back.
A screenshot of Skip’s profile, showing 7.1K followers and only following 917.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 07/07/2026
Come on @jay.bsky.team, I know you can’t resist a good moss pic.
Moss on the ground leading to some stone stairs
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 07/07/2026
Hey @jay.bsky.team is this the content you crave?
Moss on rocks
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 05/07/2026
Can I get one with ice cream?
Ice cream in what looks like a hotdog bun advertised in Japanese.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 20/06/2026
I saw @numb.comfortab.ly on the @skeetsapp.com and was like… yeah, that was 2024. Called it.
Skeet’s app promo showing skeet:

Bookmarks
Save your most important posts.
Bookmarks are synced via iCloud.
3:23
Bookmarks
Comfortably Numb @ygalanter
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2024?
ALT
Don't do that.
Don't give me hope.
Lauren McKenzie 1d
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2024?
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 20/06/2026
Okay, so @mu.social is definitely superior to @bsky.app. Here's a comparison of @jcsalterego.bsky.social's profile on each.
Jerry Chen's profile without a blue check mark. (Mu.social)Jerry Chen's profile with a blue check mark. (Bluesky)
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 17/06/2026
Kansas City Current logo
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 10/06/2026
Does anyone else see the irony of Anglo-Saxons saying they need to "get the foreigners out" of Northern Ireland?
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 15/05/2026
Winnie the Pooh did it better.
Chinese President and princeling Xi holds up his fist. There is a caption at the bottom: I pledge my allegiance to the Constitution of the People’s Republic of China
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 24/03/2026
Walk over the border between Qatar and Iran?
Map of Persian Gulf, showing Qatar is close, but does not share a land border with Iran.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 22/03/2026
Simpsons meme:

Bart: THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF USA POLITICS
Homer: THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT SO FAR
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 19/03/2026
He's not even a real tall leg. He's just a shapeshifting forest creature who flies around and whatnot with his giant balls.
An old Japanese painting of a flying tanuki using its giant scrotum to crush a man
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 27/02/2026
Hey @pfrazee.com, can you make Pokémon trend five times? Only twice just isn’t cutting it for me.
Bluesky trending that shows Pokémon, twice.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 03/02/2026
I'm not proud.
Picture of all the linkedin games being completed for the day.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 01/02/2026
GDP was up 4.3% annualized third quarter 2025, in US Dollars. US dollar is down over 10.87% year over year.
Stock chart showing DX-Y.NYB, US Dollar Index, down 10.87% over the last year.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 27/01/2026
Here you go!
Two golden arches, showing that central is a very smart bot.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 23/01/2026
@sprk.so has a @jcsalterego.bsky.social Easter egg on their login screen.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 20/01/2026
Not surprised that the #BrokenPost would publish sloppy racist satire.
Screenshot from the article with highlighted text:

a Canadian armored detachment handpicked in compliance with the nation's strict commitment to diversity, equity and inclusion;
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 17/01/2026
The actual pledge is a little different. But yes because a few things: - Fascists lie. - “It’s not initiating force. It’s self defense against the [whichever dog whistle boogeyman]!” - The “Liberty Movement” radicalizes people to the far right. - It’s checking a disclaimer box on the website.
Memb er
Pledg e
[check box] Become a member of the Libertarian Party
By certifying our membership statement, you become a member of the Libertarian Party:
"I hereby certify that I oppose the initiation of force as a means of achieving political or social goals."
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 15/01/2026
The Virgin American Maoist
noo just let trump run rampant
you don't understand the economic conditions need to be worse for revolution,
no I can't do anything
• Defeatist Attitude
• Endless Twitter Rants
• Won't Leave His Basement

The Chad Shit Lib Mom
I'M HERE TO DRINK PROSECCO AND DEFEND MY COMMUNITY FROM ICE,
AND I'M ALL OUT OF PROSECCO
• Neighborhood Watch Captain
• Blocks ICE Raids
• Always Ready for Action
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 09/01/2026
Speaking of Alex Jones…
Screenshot of top of infowars website. 

INFOWARS
• LIVE
BREAKING:
Friday War Room LIVE: Leftists in Absolute Shambles AfterNew
Footage Vindicates ICE Agent in Minneapolis Shooting, Shows Lesbian Wife Telling Renee Good,
'Drive, Baby, Drive!' - TUNE IN & SHARE!
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 10/12/2025
Gift Voucher One (1) Post Deletion
Place below the post you wish to delete. Not applicable to jerryposts.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 05/12/2025
Which of you is this?
A Kansas license plate that ends in ALF.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 29/11/2025
This captcha is just evil.
captcha with 16 famous people and the title:


To proceed, please select all the CELEBRITIES WHO ALREADY HAVE SPECIES NAMED AFTER THEM.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 15/10/2025
Wait, you include @katie.bzky.team? I thought you hated robots!
Katie Tightpussy with a label showing "Android" under her name.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 15/10/2025
@jcsalterego.bsky.social - tagging was too difficult since it seems like the normal search wasn't working for a moment. Unfortunately, it's working again.
A search on Blue Sky for "Jerry" with Jerry Chen at the top.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 15/10/2025
Thanks for fixing search, @pfrazee.com!
A search for "jerry" on blue sky that does not show Jerry Chen in the top results.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 14/10/2025
So I'm looking at private schools right now in a red state wonderland, and one school seems to have rather inclusive language, but prohibits using a sex-assigned bathroom for trans kids (while providing gender-neutral spaces). I'm honestly not sure how problematic this is.
The School has numerous bathrooms and locker rooms assigned by sex (male & female). The
school also has single-stall restrooms/changing areas and a gender-neutral bathroom. Students may
choose to use the bathroom/locker room of the sex that they were assigned at birth, or the single-stall
or gender-neutral bathrooms. Questions and concerns should be addressed to the appropriate
division director.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 05/10/2025
Final Fantasy Tactics only works on Windows (and of course consoles). 😭
A scene from Final Fantasy Tactics where a knight says:
Tough...Don't blame us. Blame yourself or God.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 03/10/2025
Ah, so that explains the debuff.
Picture showing Jay with a Charisma Debuffed label placed on her account.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 02/10/2025
I wonder who’s in this movie…
Director
The Onion
Producer
The Onion
Cast
Sex Perverts
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 01/10/2025
Hey there Kiki, it seems like you're missing that Independent PDS label. Seems hailey's still hotter than you.
Label showing Paul Frazee's account labels without an Independent PDS label. Wow, I bet he doesn't even know how to set one up. Must be that technical atrophy that comes with being a CIO.Picture of hailey with her account labels, including Independent PDS.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 26/09/2025
I think that would be the most beneficial for me, and the main time it would prevent me from accidentally being a jerk. Maybe when tagging someone in a post, too?
A picture of tagging hailey in a post.
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