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Gnome mercy for humans! My jokes are bad. Jerry told me to delete a skeet. Jerry told me no. Lots of typos. Barely literate. It's probably a bit.

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 3h
A man was arrested over the weekend for allegedly posing as an ICE agent and intimidating Brazilian nationals who were voting at a poll site in Miami, investigators said. "He further stated that there is no law against him walking around a voting site dressed as ICE.”
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Man arrested after posing as ICE agent at Miami polling site: Investigators
A man was arrested over the weekend for allegedly posing as an ICE agent and intimidating Brazilian nationals who were voting at a poll site in Miami, investigators said.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 5h
He will be missed.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 12h
I doubt it’s the fact that she’s a fascist. It’s probably just that she’s an abusive piece of shit.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 13h
I need nasal surgery due my my extreme lack of nasal cocaine.
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Telmo Coca: Raquetaso!
ALT: Telmo Coca: Raquetaso!
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 14h
But how many of them have a shiny blue checkmark!?
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 14h
So I just need to complain about my nose and throat a lot. Got it. Thanks!
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New Folder (6 ↑⁴²⁰ 9) @folfo-nsfw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sure, I'm into BBW (Banned Books Week)
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 16h
Who doesn’t love BBW?
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
" I love BBW!" 'YES. Banned books!" ".... THOSE TOO ....IM HAVING A GREAT WEEK"
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 16h
Coca-cola makes it! Get some of that nose medicine!
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 17h
But there’s a magical fast track for journalists, because we like using the checkmark for target practice. I can’t wait to troll you back to that rich Nazi’s personal microblog!
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 17h
WHO’S FINE NOW!?
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 18h
“That’s What You Get,” (Riot! 2007)
"America is grateful all the time for our federal law enforcement officers who keep us safe," a DHS spokesperson said in a statement to Fox News. "We suggest Ms. Williams to thank them for their service, not belittle their sacrifice," the agency's statement said.

Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS' statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: "And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***"
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 18h
Hey @joshuajfriedman.com, is this something you could help with?
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
Oh wow, this is real. They’re not even trying to hide it.
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Arkansas campaign ad sparks conservative backlash for portraying lazy welfare recipient as white
A new video from Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders was standard issue Republican messaging for promoting her state’s stricter rules for people on Medicaid.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
If it makes you feel any better, my two favorite world-famous politicians, @santaclausalaska.bsky.social and @verminsupreme.bsky.social aren’t verified either.
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Government Lawyers Oversight Watchdog @glowlaw.org · 06/10/2026
We don't have a "just embarrassing" category in our database, but maybe we should.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 06/10/2026
BREAKING: For the first time in 10 months, the U.S. admitted a refugee who is not a white South African. In September, the U.S. admitted 3,386 white South Africans and two Afghans (in D.C.) In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 16,287 white South Africans, five Afghans, and nobody else.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/10/2026
NEW: The Trump administration keeps denying and downplaying that immigration agents have been detaining Americans. It’s wrong. We’ve found more than 500 U.S. citizens have been held against their will, including handcuffed or held at gunpoint.
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More Than 500 U.S. Citizens Have Been Detained, Including Handcuffed or Held at Gunpoint, in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown — ProPublica
The government doesn’t track how often immigration officers detain U.S. citizens. So ProPublica did. We’ve found more than 500 Americans who were held against their will during this Trump administrati...
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
Jerry, no!
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
Wow, even Jerry is verified.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 05/10/2026
Yeah, but that doesn’t take away from my point. And would you really trust Trump or red states to run a fair national election like that? Though I do like the proposal for proportional representation by state for the House.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 05/10/2026
And he was the guy the Republicans chose to replace their previous Speaker, because Newt was too corrupt, lol.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 05/10/2026
I almost forgot about this guy. I guess Trump is a true Republican after all! “Congress’ longest-serving Republican House speaker was later fouled by allegations that he had molested high school athletes during his prior career as a teacher and wrestling coach”
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Dennis Hastert, longtime Republican House speaker who went to prison, dies at age 84
Dennis Hastert, who served as House speaker longer than any other Republican but later was sent to prison in a hush-money case, has died.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 05/10/2026
Yes, there are a sizable number of evil dipshits. Even in the USA, if Democrats win the Congress, it will only be with 50-some percent of the vote. Pathetic if you think about it.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 05/10/2026
While your second sentence is true, ultimately the Brazilian people are responsible for their own choices.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 04/10/2026
This certainly isn’t the first Epstein-whistleblower suicide.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 04/10/2026
Does this mean that annual pap smears aren’t necessary for this new cohort? Crazy to think about.
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Roland Pierik @roleo.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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No cervical cancer cases in fully HPV-vaccinated women in Scotland
A study published by Public Health Scotland finds that the HPV vaccine is "highly effective".
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 04/10/2026
Looks like they got the name wrong, forgot 8 stars, the eagle looks more like a WW2 German Eagle than an American one, and didn’t even try to include the olive branches. That seal looks like AI slop.
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 04/10/2026
Its pretense of self-induced fantasies?
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 04/10/2026
I mean… my doctor wants to up my vitamins again because of my bloodwork from how little meat I eat. 😅
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 04/10/2026
Veganism isn’t really possible without eating fortified foods, taking pills, or severe vitamin deficiencies, making any sort of food self sufficiency impossible without at least eggs. And all the animals I have to kill to protect my garden veggies…
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 04/10/2026
Beef? In this economy?
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 04/10/2026
Eh, good for him. I hope he vlogs from the ICU, too.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
@badposter.lol is a New Yorker now. Much worse.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
Gno flared base? Gno in the bum.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
No.
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
That’s Natalie before she learned Trump likes blondes with mar-a-lago face.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
Clearly you should be using f0 instead.
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cinnamon 🐇 🏳️‍⚧️ @plushie.holdings · 02/10/2026
1984
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
A large language model for… image recognition?
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
Have you considered drinking a green slurpy upside down while listening to Nirvana? It always helps me.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
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Cookie Monster Looks Up
ALT: Cookie Monster Looks Up
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
Raise that death flag high.
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No, me! @sgthippie.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
No you’re not. You’re 38.
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