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Stephen Pell

@stephenpell.bsky.social
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Woodworker. Writer.

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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 12h
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We complain about sports coverage and blackouts and all that, and I get it. Maybe there was some golden age of sports coverage that I missed, but it feels like you always had to pay a little to see the stuff you wanted.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The plastic bags at Meijer are thinner, and so are the chicken nuggets from McDonalds.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyone else still crying a little bit after Verlander’s walk off the mound?
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My 9 favorite PC games. Are you seeing some trends emerge?
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It would be great if we didn’t have a country run by stupid fucking idiots, but alas
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everything in my Taco Bell order is stale. I really needed that crunch tonight, man.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My oldest was born on this day seven years ago, and he’ll be hearing that Earth, Wind, and Fire song for the rest of his life until he’s sick of it, or I haven’t done my job as a father.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m being told that in the new Avengers film, they’re in the fight of their lives.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh man, the pocket square at next year’s White House Correspondent’s Dinner are going to be SCATHING.
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Make your kid get 5 shots instead of one. They love that.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching Attack of the Clones and being reminded that sometimes movies can be ‘silly little guys’ and that’s ok
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A Twix is nice
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
These people understood the brutality of the system clear as day — they reveled in it — just never thought it would be used against them.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No fucking shit buddy. This is what we were trying to tell you.
Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member. 
It was physically degrading. It was frightening. I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before. I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't think it should be controversial to say, "we will not provide financial or military assistance to a country where the Minister of National Security brags about popping people's dreams of 'food' and 'education' then sending them to a prison where they are starved."
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Nathan Reyes @inquisitornate.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hi, we're allowed to look at motivations and reasons behind decisions. We dont have to wilfully close our eyes and give them the presumption of regularity. I hope you can discern the difference in why they renamed Denali vs Lake Ontario.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The 1990s Charlotte Hornets brought us a legendary color combo and we should celebrate that.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026
Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa theonion.com/man-doesnt-like-who-he…
Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Say what you will about Bluesky, it’s still a great place to scream into the void *Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh*
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Trump probably kicking himself right now for being too fat and weird looking to have a team of credible body-doubles to fool Iran.
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that cheap 𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑 @troybucket.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A Skechers catering truck with the saddam Hussein bunker diagram except it says Trump
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
millennials only want one thing and it's watching Linda Cohn and Karl Ravech calling highlights on SportsCenter for a Mark Buehrle seven-inning, one-run, nine-hit, two strikeout game against the 2003 Kansas City Royals
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We should retire the word “alien” to describe human beings from other countries.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
For so many years, the mantra was “Mize, Manning, Skubal,” believing these three would bring us to the Promised Land. All three are gone now. Crazy how baseball works.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Good Tigers game tonight.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ahghhhhh!
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“Head for an eye” is deeply evil barbarous tough-guy shit. These are people who have no love for civilization, laws, or humanity. They crave nothing but raw power.
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“I am using common sense” mostly just means “I have chosen not to think about this or consider the perspectives of others.”
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It’s too bad soccer only happens every four years because I liked it and other people seemed to like it too. Hopefully, it catches on!
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/07/2026
I understand that there’s danger in dehumanizing your political opponents but I don’t know what else you’d call this worldview other than “inhuman.” he has no empathy, no charity, no positive feelings towards his fellow human beings. he is an anti-humanist. a being incompatible with humanity
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I know I’m late to the party, but Minecraft is a good movie.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hey, I’m late to the party, but “The Rock” is a fucking great movie.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No hell too hot.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Good morning and good riddance.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Soccer is 🆒 😎
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
In regards to DC tonight: are we about to see some really stupid shit, or just the normal stupid shit?
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
More like “Zero Dark Thirty Minutes Too Long,” am I right?
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Kind of becoming a Tigers doomer for the season.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Retvrn
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Riker and Worf stand close together for a dude chat in a corridor on the Enterprise D. Worf in gold uniform with silver baldric, Riker in command red. Worf is looking cautiously/suspiciously at Riker. Riker has raised brow and a cheeky grin. Thier eye contact is strong as steel. Closed caption reads, "It's jazz."
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Mel Stefaniuk @melstefaniuk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You either die recruiting Carl Reiner at a sporting event or you live long enough to become Carl Reiner at a sporting event
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fravery.bsky.social @fravery.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Sea and Sky. Ricardo Magatti
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fravery.bsky.social @fravery.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"Trees are poems that Earth writes upon the sky." •Khalil Gibran
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Ecuador and Curaçao was WILD and ended in a draw.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I’m still unclear on the human/animal divide in The Bad Guys, but it didn’t stop me from enjoying the film. A fun little heist flick for the kiddos with well-done action sequences.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Absolutely no one that watches soccer in this country feels like this. They're pitching angry racist dorks who don't play or watch sports, let alone a sport that is the most popular everywhere on the planet EXCEPT this country.
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Stephen Pell @stephenpell.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The folded American flags in the tee boxes of the US Open are in poor taste.
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