Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialLawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026THE REFLECTING POOL WAS ATTACKED BY ALGAETATORS. WHEN THEN ARE FOUND THEY WILL BE FORCED TO WALK THE PLANKTON. 5687
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 18/06/2026If a lorry driver ever cuts me up, I get my revenge by commanding my large dog to ignore them. It doesn't sound that bad, but it's actually a weapon of mastiff truck shun. 1255
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Wrens are usually solitary birds but when it’s cold they will sometimes huddle together for warmth. Some people call this a ‘herd’ but technically it’s known as a ‘scene’. That’s because chilled wren should be ‘scene’ and not ‘herd’. 611095179
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 15/03/2026friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC? 2882332527
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/01/2026Fact-Checking The Trump Administration On Venezuela theonion.com/fact-checking-the-trum… 191831326
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialK.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 23/12/2025Bari Weiss: Did you kill that piece like I asked? Editor: Yeah boss, right up against the deadline and after a ton of outlets already had access so everyone will want to watch it after you made a big deal about it, just like you asked. Bari Weiss: What? 445469
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialLawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 22/12/2025How long does it take Bari Weiss to destroy journalistic integrity? 60 Minutes. (Sorry if someone already came up with this). 310721
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/12/2025the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated 261277143
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialLawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Calibri didn't have to be deleted altogether. It could have been better synchronized with State Department functions. A Calibriation, if you will. 4171
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/12/2025Inconsiderate Woman On Bus Eating Live Tuna theonion.com/inconsiderate-woman-on… 331745161
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialLawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 03/12/2025An early animated series of Guardians of the Galaxy was recently discovered to have been scrapped (proposed to be designed using the old school tile animation). Turns out it was incredibly difficult to match the tile with the Groot. 161
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialJ.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Just a reminder that if you have ADHD and a physical planner hasn’t fixed your life yet, this is not the year that it will magically cure you. 8714
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 01/10/2023“I’ll see you in helvetica!” - damning with font praise 1132497
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/11/2025The German holidaye pastryes disappeared mysteriouslye -- Authorityes are prettye sure thei were stollen 1038968
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/11/2025The musicians at the showe stopped playinge. It was disconcerting. 1240935
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Armchair critics and door knockers 420032
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Dick Dastardly's dog wasn't well so he borrowed another one. It wasn't *exactly* the same, but it was a proxy Muttley. 46112
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialK.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 08/11/2025Every single time the "AI has feelings/Treat AI like a person" discussion comes up I turn into the old man yelling about a lamp.youtube.comIkea "Lamp" Commercial - Hi ResYouTube video by cheedogg 1421737
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Look on my woks, (yeah, my tea), and this pear! 1117418
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 18/10/2025One of the Monkees once told me that looking at Medusa would *actually* turn you into a baby semiaquatic rodent, but I had my doubts. Then I saw her face, now I'm a wee beaver. 3356
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 18/10/2025My new art installation of a bowl, finely balanced on the edge of a table, is not recommended for those who suffer with a nervous dish position. 1358
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 15/10/2025There's a good chance that Freddy Krueger has alternative glove attachments for use around the kitchen. I bet he's got a few scary tongs in the closet. #Lunchpun 081
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2025Stephen King Most Banned Author In U.S. Schools theonion.com/stephen-king-most-bann… 1377179
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialSurprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Inside of you there are two chickens… 831949
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 27/08/2025A police officer just stopped me due to the terrible state of the sleeve on my cardigan, which is covered in small balls of thread. I've been charged with grievous bobbly arm. 510519
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I decorated a multi-layered cake to cheer my wife up following her reptile phobia diagnosis. She seemed upset but they were only crocodile tiers. 051
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialAsha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Hope everyone had a great Friday. Trump was impeached, twice.media.tenor.coma rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on itALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it 501597283
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Thanks to the power of AI we can now visualise what Paul McCartney would look like if he was still alive 2274153
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialPet Portraits By Hercule @portraitsbyhercule.bsky.social · 20/07/2025New commission finished!! This portrait was requested by the wonderfully lovely Marijke Hennink back in July 2022. I don’t know what he’s called, but I’ve named him Stuart Foundland. 1605
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 16/07/2025just ate a frank. sorry. i meant a Frank. didn’t relish it but i mustered the courage to do it. took about 5 minutes (Ballpark™️ estimate) 1512134
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Just finished a book about a bloke trying to stay afloat after falling in the river. Gripping reed... 2305
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialNome @nome.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Because I'm in a weird mood, A ported thread: Animals, as described by English translations of their scientific names. Beginning of course with "Bear Bear [Tone Indicator: Horrible]." 🧵media.tenor.coma brown bear is standing on its hind legs in front of a windowAlt: A grizzly walking on two legs past a window, as though it's a human hurrying somewhere. 924680
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Summer Landscape, Thunder Looms, by Lars Hertervig, 1856, 📸 by @gwephoto 188080
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 17/06/2025Be it thy course to busy giddy minds With foreign quarrels, that action, hence borne out, May waste the memory of the former days. 624546
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 30/01/2025gigantic pigeon, way up in a skyscraper. more like a high coo. 24716154
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 26/05/2025*You* might consider it acceptable to count to ten with your socks off in a cabin used to store dried petals & spices, but *I* think it's toe tally in a potpourri hut. 1164
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/05/2025i absolutely do believe that the nba is rigged on some level. just look at the game that's on right now. all the refs are there. the ball's obviously just been inflated. the goals are set up. there's a knicks logo on the floor. they've been planning to play this game for days 514141462
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/05/2025[job interview @ Lucky Strike Cigarette Co.] CEO: why would you be a good fit for our company me: jfc what the fuck kind of stupid fucken question is that CEO: i see you have no filter. you can start tomorrow 834181
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 10/05/2025My wife has bought me a camouflage cover for my dictionary, which is just what I've always wanted. I want to thank her, but I can't find the words. 1299
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 07/03/2025*ode to dr. seuss* i won’t eat them lightly fried i won’t eat them as a side i won’t eat them from a bag i won’t eat them if you nag i won’t eat them cuz they’re crunchy i won’t eat them as a munchie i don’t care how you adorn it i won’t eat a murder hornet😳 2144687
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/04/2025i like my eggs like i like my nose: runny. i like my eggs like i like my tigers: poached. i like my eggs like i like my detectives: hard-boiled. i like my eggs like i like my word search: smarcedbl . i like eggs, is what im saying 😬 33512
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 24/04/2025knocked my salt shaker over & when i turned back to look at it, i turned into a spiller of salt . folks,, 58618
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Genie: What is your wish? Me: That Liam Neeson reprises his role as Bryan Mills. Genie: Taken 4? Granted! Me: I'm sorry, I really appreciate you. 1223
