sfeitler.bsky.social @sfeitler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026We'll have to consult Arthur "two sheds" Jackson to find out, I guess. 061
sfeitler.bsky.social @sfeitler.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I... How do you wipe that counter clean... 010
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialLawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026THE REFLECTING POOL WAS ATTACKED BY ALGAETATORS. WHEN THEN ARE FOUND THEY WILL BE FORCED TO WALK THE PLANKTON. 5687
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 18/06/2026If a lorry driver ever cuts me up, I get my revenge by commanding my large dog to ignore them. It doesn't sound that bad, but it's actually a weapon of mastiff truck shun. 1255
sfeitler.bsky.social @sfeitler.bsky.social · 15/05/2026The day the meteorologist has to use worm-ridden... 000
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Wrens are usually solitary birds but when it’s cold they will sometimes huddle together for warmth. Some people call this a ‘herd’ but technically it’s known as a ‘scene’. That’s because chilled wren should be ‘scene’ and not ‘herd’. 611095179
sfeitler.bsky.social @sfeitler.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Out here in the super dry west we use the Watch Duty app to find out about fires. Looks like it covers your area. Free app, though donations are appreciated. 000
sfeitler.bsky.social @sfeitler.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Yeah. But it's not a sanctuary city. Because Texas law doesn't allow sanctuary cities. 010
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 15/03/2026friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC? 2882332527
sfeitler.bsky.social @sfeitler.bsky.social · 08/03/2026They're politicians, are you sure they *have* souls? 020
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/01/2026Fact-Checking The Trump Administration On Venezuela theonion.com/fact-checking-the-trum… 191831326
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialK.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 23/12/2025Bari Weiss: Did you kill that piece like I asked? Editor: Yeah boss, right up against the deadline and after a ton of outlets already had access so everyone will want to watch it after you made a big deal about it, just like you asked. Bari Weiss: What? 445469
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialLawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 22/12/2025How long does it take Bari Weiss to destroy journalistic integrity? 60 Minutes. (Sorry if someone already came up with this). 310721
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/12/2025the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated 261277143
sfeitler.bsky.social @sfeitler.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Wonder where we'll get wind data after the current administration dismantles NCAR. :( 000
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialLawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Calibri didn't have to be deleted altogether. It could have been better synchronized with State Department functions. A Calibriation, if you will. 4171
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/12/2025Inconsiderate Woman On Bus Eating Live Tuna theonion.com/inconsiderate-woman-on… 331745161
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialLawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 03/12/2025An early animated series of Guardians of the Galaxy was recently discovered to have been scrapped (proposed to be designed using the old school tile animation). Turns out it was incredibly difficult to match the tile with the Groot. 161
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialJ.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Just a reminder that if you have ADHD and a physical planner hasn’t fixed your life yet, this is not the year that it will magically cure you. 8714
sfeitler.bsky.social @sfeitler.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Hmm, consider the tied-for-third in a 4 person event medal. To me that is worse than silver. No "happy to be there" aspect if there were only four people! 😆 100
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 01/10/2023“I’ll see you in helvetica!” - damning with font praise 1132497
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/11/2025The German holidaye pastryes disappeared mysteriouslye -- Authorityes are prettye sure thei were stollen 1038968
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/11/2025The musicians at the showe stopped playinge. It was disconcerting. 1240935
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Armchair critics and door knockers 420032
sfeitler.bsky.social @sfeitler.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Well, they have to hold the sword in their mouth. So something that slashes rather than stabs, is easier to control. Which could make saber an interesting choice because then the hand guard becomes a snoot guard. 040
sfeitler.bsky.social @sfeitler.bsky.social · 22/11/2025HEMA. I feel like sheep will be broadsword enthusiasts. 170
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Dick Dastardly's dog wasn't well so he borrowed another one. It wasn't *exactly* the same, but it was a proxy Muttley. 46112
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialK.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 08/11/2025Every single time the "AI has feelings/Treat AI like a person" discussion comes up I turn into the old man yelling about a lamp.youtube.comIkea "Lamp" Commercial - Hi ResYouTube video by cheedogg 1421737
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Look on my woks, (yeah, my tea), and this pear! 1117418
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 18/10/2025One of the Monkees once told me that looking at Medusa would *actually* turn you into a baby semiaquatic rodent, but I had my doubts. Then I saw her face, now I'm a wee beaver. 3356
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 18/10/2025My new art installation of a bowl, finely balanced on the edge of a table, is not recommended for those who suffer with a nervous dish position. 1358
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 15/10/2025There's a good chance that Freddy Krueger has alternative glove attachments for use around the kitchen. I bet he's got a few scary tongs in the closet. #Lunchpun 081
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2025Stephen King Most Banned Author In U.S. Schools theonion.com/stephen-king-most-bann… 1377179
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialSurprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Inside of you there are two chickens… 831949
Reposted by @sfeitler.bsky.socialPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 27/08/2025A police officer just stopped me due to the terrible state of the sleeve on my cardigan, which is covered in small balls of thread. I've been charged with grievous bobbly arm. 510519
