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Sethmethod

@sethmethod.bsky.social
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Certified big brain philosopher. World’s friendliest misanthrope. Ever since I was a boy I dreamt of becoming an old man.

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, yeah. Bloody hell. I'm sweating in here. Roasting. Boiling. Baking. Sweltering. It's like a sauna. Furnace. You can fry an egg on my stomach. Ohh, who wouldn't lap this up? It's ridiculous. Tremendous. Fantastic. Fan-dabby-dozy-tastic.
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did you guys know that the Irish were the first slaves?
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
White Sox winning the AL Pennant, book it
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Thin Red Line
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
Ned Stark
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
First documented 9/11 joke was Arrested Development, April 4 2004:
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t want to speculate but let’s just assume it’s the battery pack for this kind of wearable defibrillator used by people who at extremely high-risk of sudden cardiac arrest events
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Reminds me of this old biederman banger
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“No destroying the dome”
After Destruction, Burning Man’s Orgy Dome is back in 2026 with a new rule
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How this mfer have such a big egghead and still be so dumb
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The knight from the cover of Elden Ring with a speech quote bubble over Jerry’s personal news that he now a whetstone enjoyer
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Half a cup of rice each meal ain’t gonna cut it, admiral. Now I can get you the chow you need. But I’m gonna need a deep cover insert to the Doha chick-fil-a if any of us want to make it back home alive.
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Who wore it better?
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They took away dudes tentacle porn and he was ready to go Michael Myers
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ahem, where’s my Pulitzer?
A post from four days ago clearly and accurately reporting that the United States army has run out of missiles, conveniently omitted from the Washington Post’s “exclusive”
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m swimming out to the middle of this b and sinking to the bottom
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I can haz American?
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Not to go all Clausewitz on the Bluesky but
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Man and woman about to get it on but they forgot to invite Dracula to join them
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Trump take duck
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Weird, I swear a major US outlet reported just last week on 10 rural Trump supporters who didn’t care about the economic impact of his policies…
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
License to harass centrists just arrived 💪
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
When you nut but the gutter vacuum keeps suckin
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Tracks…
A shoddy graphic showing a spectrum with peacekeeping on one end and thermonuclear war on the other. In between is the word terrorism bracketed by question marks.
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Grandpa! Time for your nightly piss jug! And no, I’m sure that there are no long term health effects but thanks for your concern
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Racism as a veil for ignorance undefeated
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Go Knicks
A blue and orange gummy stacked atop one another
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
They’re just making up courts now to strike down this dummy’s tariff shit
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Jeeves’ spirit endures
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Next on the reading list as part of a quest to become even more insufferable:
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