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Sethmethod

@sethmethod.bsky.social
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Certified big brain philosopher. World’s friendliest misanthrope. Ever since I was a boy I dreamt of becoming an old man.

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ass, gas, or grass. Can I have some?
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And if these numbers weren’t horrifying enough, Israel slaughtering 75,000 Gazans would be the proportional equivalent to about 12,375,000 Americans being murdered 😢
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The episode ends with the President giving a rousing speech about lying Letitia James at a rally in Lubbock TX
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They should reboot the West Wing but with a Trump character as President. One episode could be “the president wants the Vienna Boys Choir to perform at the Kennedy center re-naming ceremony.” Then half the staff try to find a boys choir while the other half try to undermine the operation.
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What if it happened on Election Day?
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(Slapping the clitoral hood): You can fit so much female pleasure in this bad boy
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Definitely read that as ancient slaves, which is actually okay (race agnostic)
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s time for Some targeted harassment
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meanwhile people are out there with 13.1 bragging about doing half of something. Yeah bub I get it yesterday my kid ate half her sandwich and I said “good job!”
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Link to recipe?
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, yeah. Bloody hell. I'm sweating in here. Roasting. Boiling. Baking. Sweltering. It's like a sauna. Furnace. You can fry an egg on my stomach. Ohh, who wouldn't lap this up? It's ridiculous. Tremendous. Fantastic. Fan-dabby-dozy-tastic.
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Orchestration layer sucked me off
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A weepy Vance takes the stage at the 2028 RNC to share his enlightened position that “the US fought on the wrong side” in World War II
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it.
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everything is smaller and more intimate outside of Texas
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No we are all perverts
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Perfect night to fuck in a cemetery
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy shit lmao
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She wanted Tom Selleck. Sorry baby, best I can do is John Stossel
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have jury duty on Monday
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Get his ass
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🚨 CLOACA ALERT 🚨
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kalshi is asking the CFTC to let Frankie Salvatore rough up Joey Ricci down by the docks to send a little message about what happens to deadbeats who don’t pay up
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The thing to keep in mind is a lot of these people are just flat out dumb
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did the UK figure out a way to clone Elizabeth Holmes in a lab?
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know that felt so good, just for a second
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did you guys know that the Irish were the first slaves?
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can’t wait to see it and hope they release the extended joke version next April 1
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I actually came up with the idea of filling the triumphal arch with "sniper ammunition" and drones. My thought was, since it's going to be hollow inside (?) there's a lot of great storage space in there that would otherwise be going unused. Simply put the sniper ammunition and drones in there.
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
me and my mimic tear would have killed Tilly Norwood with greatswords i can tell you that much
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Imagine how much Mitch McConnell’s closest family and associates must hate his guts to be like, “Okay, time to go be seen in public!”
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[DOOMER DOCUMENTARY VOICEOVER]: By the mid 1990s, the average white American was only allowed to make racist remarks about Asians. By the 2010s, this was further restricted to where only Asians could make such remarks. Even these often came in the form of self-deprecating jokes about math tests
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We spent all summer wondering who would fill McConnell’s seat. But he’s still perfectly capable of filling his own seat, through use of adult diapers
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🚨MARKET ALERT🚨 Jim Cramer has come out in defense of capitalism 📉📉👎🔻⤵️🏚️
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sir, as your attorney I advise you to keep posting
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thanks for the opinion, Evil Henry Rollins
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bluesky is a community 🫶
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
White Sox winning the AL Pennant, book it
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ice cave pussy got me transported to the astral realm
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Also, how many of these Democratic campaign advisors are angling for the Jay Carney career trajectory?
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What if we made the Omelas child omnipotent
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Moms rock
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every post provides a fun and exciting new opportunity to misspell Ed Shareen’s name
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