The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 24/09/2026arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026... STOP PUTTING APPLIANCES ON THE INTERNETarstechnica.comOwners mourn spoiled food after firmware update bricks Samsung smart fridgesSo absurd and embarrassing ..." 12014
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 24/09/2026unwall.app/www.smh.com.... OOPSIE DAISYunwall.appOpenAI agent breached Medicare, Albanese reveals“Our models took actions we did not intend,” an OpenAI spokesperson said, stating that they alerted Services Australia on September 10. 3107
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 23/09/2026futurism.com/artificial-i... @doctorow.pluralistic.net knows what time it is.futurism.comIs There a Secret Reason for the Industry-Wide AI Slowdown?Is it really just a matter of ensuring the safety of their AI models that's motivating tech leaders to call for pumping the brakes? 22211
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWDeth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What?! Cops abusing any shred of powers they are able to get their hands on!? Yeah. Blerg. 1172
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWJoseph Menn @joemenn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'll be speaking Thursday at the online #opensourcesecuritysummit about Cult of the Dead Cow and why ethical work in software is more possible and more important than ever. This is a FREE event, with no cost to you the consumer. Hope to see you there! 12211
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 15/09/2026www.eff.org/deeplinks/20... IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY PREDICTED THIS.eff.orgThe High Crime of “LMAO”: How Cops Are Treating Mass Surveillance As a JokeWith no warrant requirements, limited guardrails, and deficient audit processes, ALPR databases have fostered a culture of unrestricted access to everyone’s location information. This culture of abuse... 0114
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWDeth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026techcrunch.com/2026/09/10/i... Computers were a mistake.techcrunch.comID verification giant IDScan confirms data breach with more than 150 million driver's licenses stolen | TechCrunchThe ID checking company said the data breach included people's full names and driver's licenses and other government-issued identity documents. 6299
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 27/08/2026**CULT OF THE DEAD COW COMMUNIQUE - PRIORITY 00A1** FOOLS BEST RECOGNIZE - THE COW HATH CHOSEN, THE HERD EMBIGGENED @johnthreat.bsky.social now walks amongst us, the Elite of the Elite. Thus it has been spoken, thus it is done. BOW TO THE COW / WORD TO THE HERD .ooM **COMMUNIQUE ENDS** 04813
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 12/08/2026bsky.app/profile/zold... At this time, CULT OF THE DEAD COW can neither confirm not deny widespread media reports of cDc's involvement in milkhacking operations around the globe. 1164
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 12/08/2026www.theguardian.com/technology/2... WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.theguardian.comAI agents aren’t legally responsible for any harm that they cause, experts say. So who is?Following Australia’s first reported automated hacking accident, experts warn deployers – and possibly developers – of AI agents could be held liable for the actions of their bots 1135
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWVeilid 🅅 @veilid.com · 03/08/2026Come check out Veilid and join the revolution at BsidesLV! Veilid bringing the PLUR this year! Privacy Liberty United Revolution Come get Veilid rave candy and hang out! 36021
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWDeth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY PREDICTED THAT THE BAN THAT EVERYONE WITH ANY SENSE PREDICTED WOULD BE INEFFECTIVE WOULD END UP BEING INEFFECTIVE. 0159
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWDeth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026As a late 90's hacker (and part of the group that invented "leetspeak"), I'd just like to say: Fuck Michael Tracey, and a congenital moron like him would have been justly and righteously ostracized and shunned as the lamest of lame even back then. 2162
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil 3666181245
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWDavid Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Lifted pickups are extremely dangerous. Their blind zones are enormous, and they can crush anyone or anything in their path. Keep in mind: Lift kits fall under state jurisdiction. State legislators and regulators can restrict them, or even ban them completely. 121941
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 31/07/2026Best Headline of the Day. 051
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWDavid Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026In CA (but not everywhere), it’s illegal for cars to enter bike w rare exceptions. When Waymo does it there, it’s breaking the law. Doing so is also super dangerous. A SF cyclist is suing Waymo for dooring her after blocking a bike lane. She says she landed on a SECOND Waymo blocking the lane.courthousenews.comCyclist sues WaymoSAN FRANCISCO — A bicyclist is suing Waymo in federal court after its autonomous vehicle parked in a no stopping zone and a passenger opened the rear door of the car in the cyclist's path. The cyclist... 1433
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWDavid Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026If you search online, you'll find lots of pictures and videos of Waymos blocking bike lanes, especially in San Francisco. It’s so common (and controversial) that SF Chronicle did a story about it.sfchronicle.com‘Do better’: San Francisco is fed up with this Waymo behaviorA video of a Waymo parking in a bike lane in San Francisco sparked an uproar from bicyclists who argued that the driverless vehicles should be designed to follow all traffic rules. 2427
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWWeird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049 vs the Toronto skyline from right now. 522441825
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWDeth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Make no mistake: This is hacktivism. 05320
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWDeth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I miss hair. 192
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 11/07/2026HapppPPPy cDc day, skeetr0nz!!one! It's that most magical day of the year, once again! To celebrate this year, in addition to 7-11 handing out free slurpees in our honor, CULT OF THE DEAD COW itself has decided to reveal a couple more clues to the location of (one of) the herd's treasures! 4208
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 03/07/2026DEAREST SUPREME LEADER, WE APPLAUD YOUR COURAGE AND MASCULINITY OF CHOOSING TO STAND IN THE HEAT FOR TWO HOURS. DON'T LET THOSE LIBERAL SCUM SEE YOU SWEAT! REMEMBER NOT TO DRINK ANY WATER FOR AT LEAST A DAY BEFORE THE EVENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. -=CULT OF THE DEAD COW=- 05711
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWDeth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Bow to the Cow. 1183
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 16/06/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Ri... HEY THERE, K-k0W Ph0rcE and associated baddest of asses! New vid on cDc just dropped! CHECK IT OUT, YOU WACKY KIDZ!youtube.comThe Greatest Hack That Never HappenedYouTube video by Cybernews 1154
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 09/06/2026arstechnica.com/security/202... WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.arstechnica.comHow a USB-connected speaker can infect a PC without ever being touchedSeller of the Sound Blaster Katana V2X doesn't consider the behavior a vulnerability. 2174
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWToo Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 04/06/2026It rules that the small government people finally get their opportunity to prove we don't need government, and immediately people start dying of things that were eradicated in the 19th Century. 29920
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWAsher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 04/06/2026There is a certain irony in cattle people throwing all of their weight behind an administration that promised to be friendly to rancher politics, only for that administration to allow a hideous cattle parasite to make it into Texas because cooperating with Mexico is woke and gay 1745261282
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 03/06/2026SEEMS LIKE SOME FOLKS HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW STYLEGUIDE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS. 2215
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWThe Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 09/12/2025HOT NEW STYLEGUIDE ENTRY JUST DROPPED 35415
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWThe Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 27/06/2023REMEMBER, KIDZ! CULT OF THE DEAD COW styleguide sez: Two spaces after every sentence-ending period is the only correct way to render text, and that prepositions are always fine to end a sentence with. 6346
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWThe Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 27/06/2023Bonus tip from the cDc styleguide: The word formerly spelled "Algorithm" is to now correctly spelled as "Algorhythm". 283
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWThe Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 02/06/2026CULT OF THE DEAD COW would like to note that according to the only styleguide that matters, "a couple of", can mean two OR three, but never four or more. 5394
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWDeth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026DDoSecrets is doing the fucking work. 1155
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 02/06/2026github.com/cyberpapiii/... Make no mistake -- This is also hacktivism.github.comGitHub - cyberpapiii/chipotlai-max: The AI coding agent that runs on stolen Chipotle compute 🌯 Fork of OpenCode with Pepper AI as default model. Community project to add providers from Home Depot, Low...The AI coding agent that runs on stolen Chipotle compute 🌯 Fork of OpenCode with Pepper AI as default model. Community project to add providers from Home Depot, Lowes, Target, Starbucks & more.... 1209
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 02/06/2026CULT OF THE DEAD COW would like to note that according to the only styleguide that matters, "a couple of", can mean two OR three, but never four or more. 5394
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 30/05/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnGc... HEY THERE BUCKAROOZ! IT'S ANOTHER TREASURE FROM THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW MEDIA VAULT (LOCATED SOMEWHERE UNDER THE ANDORRAN WILDERNESS)! CHECK CHECK CHECK IT OUT! or don't. I mean, you do you, homeslice.youtube.com"HACK THE PLANET" BBC Documentaries E57 (2001)YouTube video by dethveggie 35220
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 21/05/2026Once again we have come to the most fool-pitying day of the year! HAPPY 74TH BIRTHDAY TO CULT OF THE DEAD COW'S PATRON SAINT!!!1! 0255
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 20/05/2026cyberscoop.com/github-inter... WELL THAT DOESN'T SEEM GREAT.cyberscoop.comGitHub says internal repositories were impacted in poisoned VS Code extension attackGitHub confirms a breach affecting roughly 3,800 internal repositories after an employee device was compromised by a poisoned VS Code extension. 1167
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 05/05/2026www.cyera.com/research/ble... Thanks, Ollama.cyera.comBleeding Llama: Critical Unauthenticated Memory Leak in Ollama | Cyera ResearchCyera's research team discovered a critical memory-leak vulnerability in Ollama, the world's most popular platform for running large language models (LLMs) locally. 4258
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWDeth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Uff da. Requires local access (or RCE), but... man, I don't think I've seen a promote-to-root vuln that easy to exploit in >20 years. 4208
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 29/04/2026copy.fail THANKS, I HATE IT.copy.failCopy Fail — 732 Bytes to RootCVE-2026-31431. 100% Reliable Linux LPE — no race, no per-distro offsets, page-cache write that bypasses on-disk file-integrity tools and crosses containers. Found by Xint Code. 03815
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWDeth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 28/04/2026In relevant news... HAPPY MUSSOLINI DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE! 0103
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 28/04/2026thecybersecguru.com/news/polymar... OH. OH NO. WHAT A SHAME. ...anyway.thecybersecguru.comPolymarket Breach: 300,000+ Records & Exploit Kit Leaked | The CyberSec GuruMassive Polymarket breach alleged by threat actor xorcat. Over 300,000 records, user PII, and working exploit kits for Axios and Next.js leaked 44919
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWDeth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 20/04/2026cyberscoop.com/vercel-secur... I say again: We are living in the dumbest cyberdystopia.cyberscoop.comVercel's security breach started with malware disguised as Roblox cheatsThe attack, which originated at Context.ai, showcases the pitfalls of interconnected cloud applications and SaaS integrations with overly privileged permissions. 1246
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWDeth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Gary Larson, predicting the future in 1987. 1295
Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWMcCrary Institute @mccrarycyber.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Watch the full episode: youtu.be/6_NLr2O4SRAyoutu.beCult of the Dead Cow and the Roots of Modern Cyber Ethics with Joe MennYouTube video by McCrary Institute 021
The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 15/04/2026The first thing we can teach you is that "Cyber" is not a noun. 3216