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Otter

@semiottermatic.bsky.social
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tlacuachamagica from twitter lol be 18+ to follow lol she/they/he I don't really care since they all feel right lol artist for shiftythrifting.com lol Check us out! lol

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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 3h
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 5h
petplay where i'm a a catastrophically undersocialised rescue pit bull doing death rolls on your penis
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 5h
Why do billionaires always look so wet?? Like soggy? They look like thin but loose and soggy. Like they are from Innsmouth. Like they are the bug guy from Men in Black
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 5h
That
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 5h
Chiitans art Instagram🎨 Follow please🥹 ⬇️ www.instagram.com/chiitansart
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 17h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 16h
When the moon hits your eye With a big mecha guy Escaflowne
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Ben Sears @bensears.bsky.social · 4h
Another new one Celebrate our most valuable marsupial, in both 4x6 and 8.5x11 sizes www.freebensears.com/product/opos...
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Opossum
6x4 or 8.5x11
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Sean Seanson @seanseanson.bsky.social · 4h
cha cha slide ass controls
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 BLFC, Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 4h
Do you guys wanna see the funniest thing about this franky statue
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 4h
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 7h
during groceries i picked up a packet of peanuts and said "Backet of Beanuts" a little louder than id have liked But then lucy didnt respond or look at me for a little too long and i was stood there smiling til i realised there was a confused bald man right behind lucy who thought i was showing him
a small comic showing me showing lucy a packet of peanuts by calling them a backet of beanuts but then lucy IGNORES me and it looks like im telling some confused bald man who was right beside lucy
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Josh- Fiinnneeee arteest @captainmushface.bsky.social · 4h
WIP. I'm a serious artist that should be taken seriously
Ink drawing of a skeleton with a big boner
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phil @philjamesson.com · 6h
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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rem @tsulala.bsky.social · 3h
he's just a little guy... #residentevil
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 4h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 3h
i can feel the spookiness in the air
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TrueRef by Abbey Esparza @trueref.bsky.social · 5h
New Pose Pack! Kedzi is back and bringing in a severely needed touch of soft girl-brand whimsy to our library 🪻🌻🤍 TrueRef: Just the reference you were looking for
several art references of a woman in a lacy white dress standing and running. several art references of a woman in a lacy white dress.several art references of a woman in a lacy white dress holding a bunch of blue flowers. several art references of a woman in a lacy white dress holding a book.
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⚡matty⚡ @radicallymaxton.bsky.social · 4h
#residentevil
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 3h
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Leemak 🤷 @leemak.art · 3h
His and Her Circumstances / Kare Kano - my favorite anime 💕
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cass @cassregister.bsky.social · 10h
bro
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Jordan 4D @jordancarroll.com · 17h
I really want to see a game with this vibe. The State of Florida v Wizard Steve
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like these mushroom children quite a lot
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah yes, mom's "clean" towels
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Graduated baby photo shoot! Root Beer is so stinking photogenic lol
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 25/09/2026
Resquirted by charlie deeds done kirk cheap white woman fart explosion
Resquirted by charlie deeds done kirk cheap
white woman fart explosion
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 15h
The mushrooms have successfully guilted me into occasional slight roaming time. I didn't even notice this kid curling up on my foot pillow
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merritt @merrittk.com · 19h
we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 16h
wanna come over and punch each other in the ass real hard
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Ashlena @ LBX 219 @ashlenasharma.bsky.social · 16h
He’s 3 apples tall
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 17h
Daily bunny no.3457 always brings an acorn
A bunny in a blue dress brings an acorn to a small grey squirrel, who she is meeting in a clearing in the woods. The squirrel is dressed more rustically, accepts the gift gladly.
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ceej @ceej.online · 17/03/2024
trying to transmit the secret missile plans during my interview from the pow camp but I forgot how to blink morse code so I’m just doing obvious charades
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Cisgender imitation 🏳️‍⚧️ @judasisariot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if Arcanine was a fat fuck ? #arcanine #pokemon #fat
A fat Arcanine, he is sitting and seem smiling, centend with himself. Digital art.
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 19h
this fool’s spoon isn’t even runcible
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 17h
MY BRAIN: hey here's that time you were thoughtlessly rude to a friend. remember that embarrassing gift you gave to your first girlfriend. once you ran into someone ME: please..I am begging you. Can we remember some fucking French. why did I come into this room MY BRAIN: nope. once when you were 4
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Azam Raharjo @azamraharjo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Humanlike (part 1) A little horror comic by me (Azam Raharjo) and @itskoppe.bsky.social
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 22h
you are invited to her gallery opening
A very tiny tabby kitten in a black post-surgery onesie that looks like a tight black shirt, very chic.
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Otter @semiottermatic.bsky.social · 17h
You can have my bellybutton I'll just give it to you I don't care
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 08/09/2026
I’m powering up my friend! カメちゃん召喚しましたっ☆
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 19h
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 20h
Posted this in 2018. Still remember the night that prompted it. Still so relevant today. 🐝 🐝 🐝
Tweet by me saying “Every woman I know has been storing anger for years in her body and it’s starting to feel like bees are going to pour out of all of our mouths at the same time.”
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Penny @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 20h
when your behst fwiend's wivving wiz bwack mowowd
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KC Opossum @kcopossum.bsky.social · 18h
Yeah hey I got a question
Traditional ink pen and colored pencil illustration by @kcopossum of a ferret standing upright from a top-down POV
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 18h
hey remember this person who isn't in your life anymore? We made you a slideshow of them with ukulele and toy piano music behind it. Enjoy! -my photos app
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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 18h
4yo learned the idiom “now we’re talkin” and suggested instead it be “now we’re poopin” and I agree
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Cap🦧🔎 @cappyclementine.neocities.org · 17h
every now and then i'm reminded of something i long forgot i did
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 20h
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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