Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 The Onion @theonion.com · 4hNation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank theonion.comNation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of BankWASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th... 211103113
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 Isaiah D. Colbert @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 5hPro wrestling is better than the thing you like. 34316
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 6hlet a million Julie bot accounts bloom 1335
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 23hoh my God this is the greatest thing I've ever heard in my entire life 1916144
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 16hIt’s cool how normal everyone is. 3658843
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The BEST thing that true believers in AI could do is stop evangelizing to people, like me, who think it sucks. Do the hard, years-long work of detaching your beloved technology from the worst people in the world right now: shameless fascists driven by greed and domination. They’re YOUR partners. 211994370
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 02/10/2026TIL that this recurring TNG minor character was played by a stealth trans woman she’s in 43 episodes and several of the movies 12537143
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers 294111624047
🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 @seanflagstaff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026if i were a browns fan i would simply be a bengals fan 000
🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 @seanflagstaff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026still just thinking about that promo and this man’s importance to all that aew represents. tony needs to pay him like he’s family to make sure he retires all elite. 000
🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 @seanflagstaff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026ospreay has his faults but i’m glad he was there on this night to deliver that black arrow 000
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 Easy E @darkeliteeric.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Everything is just so less fun 011
🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 @seanflagstaff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026moxley’s direct to camera promo was about ospreay, but now, the meaning has changed. that segment might be one of the greatest moments of television i’ve ever witnessed. rest easy PAC. 000
🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 @seanflagstaff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026centrists will never stop complaining about principled people because their existence is an immediate reminder that centrists have no principles of their own. 152
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The thing about the florid apocalypticism you sometimes encounter on this site is that a lot of people are less horrified by literal civilizational collapse than by the notion that our descendents are just going to keep muddling through and in less than a century nobody will remember us. 101031117
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 30/09/2026Omg!!! Simon & Schuster updated the cover for RINGMASTER with my True Name on the cover!!! www.amazon.com/dp/198216945... 1117031
🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 @seanflagstaff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026kinda tangential but if you buy or promote the modretro you support this shit 020
🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 @seanflagstaff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026believing that certain negative traits are intrinsic attributes of a certain religious or ethnic group, means you’re not on the left. being a good advocate for palestine, in america. as far as i can tell as someone who has organized around it for 2+ years, means being vigilant against bigotry. 172
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This would be an historic party-wide self-own if any of these people were capable of experiencing shame 1204
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 embracebecoming.bsky.social @embracebecoming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm going to push back and say that I also experience some of this feeling, and I don't think it's depression. I think it's the result of living in a society run by con-artists. 57311
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 YoungJay76 @jim1993.bsky.social · 28/09/2026#AEWALLOUT Okada: DDT Ciampa while saying Happy Bday to his Daughter Okada: High Five to the Daughter She gives him the 2 finger Salute Ciampa clocks Okada with a Knee Brilliant #AEW 021
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Emi Sakura's post about PAC is breaking my heart 4881241
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard. 461874564
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 DM7000 @dm7000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Absolutely gutted. It doesn't feel real after seeing him wrestle last night. 0156
🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 @seanflagstaff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026speechless. RIP PAC. this hurts. fuck today. 000
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 Wallace Polsom @wallacepolsom.bsky.social · 13/08/2025David Lynch and Grace Zabriskie on the set of Twin Peaks. 111026
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 27/09/2026Now that we know that Steven Borden is OK, can we talk about how the agent/producer/coach for the match was the one who WWE fired from the same job for approving green wrestlers doing unnecessarily risky moves? Not a good look for Dustin Rhodes. How do you not learn your lesson? 2114714
🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 @seanflagstaff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i don’t really believe in this but if there was an actual anti-christ this guy would be my top candidate with a bullet 021
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s been a year since ICE drove a car through a crowd at Broadview, leading to the federal indictment of myself and five others. Today, those of us who could returned. The state can try all it wants, but it can’t silence us or our community’s fight for justice. 282685364
🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 @seanflagstaff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026not about earplugs, but: at a time when pop punk meant way more to me, there was an older gentleman in front of me at a show in general admission and tapping him on the back to tell him “i’m so glad you’re here” and the smile he gave back in return is a memory i’ll cherish forever. 110
🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 @seanflagstaff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it feels weird cuz i wasn’t replying to any of it at the time but simply the word “contraption” should be sufficient for the people who already know enough 171
🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 @seanflagstaff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i legit have to stop engaging with the un speech because i’m getting so mad my vision is blurring 000
🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 @seanflagstaff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“remember the beepers” genuinely might be one of the most heinous and obscene and evil things i’ve ever heard anyone say. he was bragging about his war crimes to a global audience. it should not surprise me in the slightest. and yet for a moment when i saw the photo i still doubted. unreal cruelty. 000
🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 @seanflagstaff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“western ma lesbian bar story” SHOULD be the sort of thing that would get me so interested but as of yet i haven’t learned anything and i’m gonna try my damndest to keep that going 000
🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 @seanflagstaff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i … didn’t know i wanted to see these movies until right now 000
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it. 341676447
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world 434438787
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 ☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026gotta be in my top 5 video game characters of all time 4518
Reposted by 🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Really eloquent writing here bud! It’s a wonder the screenwriting career never panned out. 822615134
🍉 anime profile pic 🇵🇸 @seanflagstaff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026you literally don’t have to do this for a guy who is probably going to lose now specifically because he abandoned trans people but i mean you’re gonna 060