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Sean D. Sollé

@sd.solle.uk
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I write software and terrible, terrible jokes. (Thank you for putting alt-text on your images).

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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
My boss wants to "reward" us by taking us out to dinner, but all that does for me is add several hours to my day where I have to eat probably mediocre food in a loud restaurant while I have to keep pretending to be a Normal Coworker. Just let me go home, it's all the reward I need.
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The Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Goodnight folks, and as a little experiment to see how thin skinned a certain advisor is... AI is smel.
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This debate is apparently still going on, with AI boosters demanding to know how an average person could traverse the obstacle course that is mail merge without the aid of chatgpt, to which my thoughts are 1) mail merge isn't that hard to figure out, and 2) just click the help button.
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
In honor of Earth Day, I’m going to walk it, like Caine in Kung Fu.
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Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 22/04/2026
Oh, bravo! 👏 👏 👏
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Why is quitting Bluesky to focus on his passion project, making handmade swimsuits for cell phones
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Eric Topol @erictopol.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is a FRAUDULENT paper, AI-generated. My name was used as an author and I had nothing to do with it, never saw it until today e-pubmed.co.uk/journals/dig... The "Editors" Angelo Rossi Mori, David Mensah, and Zarnie Khadjesari and this "Journal" should be reported.
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🌙Evil Sonny Ross🌞 @sonnyross.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
They were payed a lot of money. Why are we pretending there is any other motivation behind this. Fuck these sell out losers
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
this could be to anybody
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 22/04/2026
My cat just gave me the kind of side-eye that only cats can.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Donald Trump is the first president since the 1860’s to never own a pet and tbh that explains everything.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/04/2026
20 minutes until Tesla earnings, please find somewhere comfortable to relax for the duration, gather every mind-altering substance you can get your hands on, give the old crack pipe one last quick clean, and we'll be getting started before you know it
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 22/04/2026
Flat, illustrated poster graphic of a Florida Scrub-Jay in flight titled "I'm worth more than 100 tech bros!"
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Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 22/04/2026
Telegraph and Express dropped stories at 2000 today.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Saturday Night Fever Dream (the trees have organs and the knives have feelings)
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
#EarthDay
Version of the "This is fine" dog meme but with the Earth looking uncomfortable sat at the table in a room full of fires labelled heatwaves, melting glaciers and wildfires, saying "This is not fine"

original 2013 This is fine dog cartoon from K C Green's Gunshow "The pills are working" https://gunshowcomic.com/648
follow-up to that in 2016: https://thenib.com/this-is-not-fine/
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A Nissan Sentra weighs a little more than 3,000 pounds (I picked a small, common car) An Aventon Level 3 E-bike weighs 67 pounds (plus rider weight) These things do not pose remotely the same risk when traveling at 28 mph. I am begging people to understand basic physics.
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
ADHD is going shopping for curtains and leaving with an existential crisis and too many open tabs about curtain length
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Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 22/04/2026
That's not Cary Grant! That's three randoms in an overcoat!
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Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 22/04/2026
61016?
btp.police.uk
Text BTP on 61016
Our text message reporting service that allows the travelling public and rail staff to text us directly about any non-emergency crime.
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Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 22/04/2026
Awww … I love randoms! Their little faces look like they're wearing masks, and they wash their food before they eat!
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Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 22/04/2026
I think we get icecream at the end.
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Oh no we're an anti-AI hate mob waaah
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 22/04/2026
me when I'm paid to be a technical advisor on a platform with millions of active users
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Dayna Abel @queenanthai.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Pic of a hand holding a cellphone that's so hot it has buckled. Caption reads "If you're hot, they're hot. Put them in the pool."
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
if owls are so wise then why can’t they remember anyone’s name
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TKarney @pecunium.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is not wrong.
dhuartson:

Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby.  That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.
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Sonja Drimmer @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Pouring one out for all the librarians and archivists who are now confronting angry patrons demanding to see an item that doesn't exist because "AI told me it does."* *story just recounted to me by a friend
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Victoria Redfern @victoriaredfern.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Yeah, they only take the piss out of us in front of everybody else, actually.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 22/04/2026
Or we could end societal transphobia, Brianna
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Nobody should, in fact, take the Trump administration's word on anything
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 22/04/2026
Capitalism is so stupid
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
florence henderson, upon first seeing me, exclaimed how attractive she thought i was. ill ride they high the rest of my life.
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
should i buzz him in?
a ring camera at a house showing a bee at the door
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 22/04/2026
I was hanging out with a friend once and we were doing the whole “what do you want for lunch” “oh I don’t mind what were YOU thinking” thing and after three minutes she goes “I’m not allowed to do this” and pulled her phone out, called her Dominant and says “where should we eat” I’m still laughing
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 22/04/2026
Them: So, tell us how much you loved our standup comedy act! Me: I’m sure everyone found it very humorful. Them: Humorous. Me: That’s what I was doing.
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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 22/04/2026
well *that* is a lede www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
When Tekashi 6ix9ine, the rapper and former gang member, finished serving a three-month sentence at Brooklyn’s Metropolitan Detention Center, he left carrying a peculiar souvenir. He showed it off to two friends who were waiting outside the jail to collect him: it was a homemade SpongeBob SquarePants figurine with a jagged series of lines—not unlike a heartbeat monitor, or a mountain range—scribbled on it. This was, 6ix9ine explained, the autograph of Nicolás Maduro, the President of Venezuela. The signature was also dated, in Spanish, “2.º Abril.”

“Look, one of one,” 6ix9ine said, holding up the SpongeBob, which, he later explained, another inmate had meticulously crafted, folding six hundred pieces of paper and sewing them together, over the course of two weeks. “Maduro signed it,” he said, proudly, before adding, “Venezuela forever.”
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 22/04/2026
As a reminder, NASA's entire budget, *including* human spaceflight (which is about half of it), is already less than 0.4% of US federal spending. As a comparison, defense spending, even when NOT actively starting wars, is more than 10% (with a huge increase proposed for FY2027).
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Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 22/04/2026
Bought an ice lolly for the first time in ages. I'm sure the jokes on the stick used to be better than this:
A wooden lolly stick with the single word "Rowntree's".
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Don’t look at me like that, it’s not weird that I have a purse fork
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Welcome to Honest Ash’s Spells and Hexes. What can I enchant/curse for you today? #art #magic #cat
Illustration: a black cat with white paws wearing a wizard hat sits behind the table of a market stall bearing a faux-scroll sign that reads “SPELLS AND HEXES”. On the table are four potion bottles of varying size, a human skull, wand and a candle in a wooden holder. A sign reads “objects cursed while u wait”. Several stick effigies hang from the sign. A snake is climbing up one of the sign supports.
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Rich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Oh dear, he’s started telling everyone every time he has a Sherman tank now.
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Champie @champierth.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I was going to write a novel about time travel, but I think future me is leaving it a bit late to write it and travel back to give it to me.
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Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 22/04/2026
I've already written mine, but I accidentally left the manuscript on the Bucephalus.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
MAGA’s response is “Drill Baby, Drill.”
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Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 22/04/2026
I saved all mine to get the Da Vinci helicopter ride.
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Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 22/04/2026
Is this really a good use of your time machine?
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