Reposted by Sean D. Solléavocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 22/04/2026My boss wants to "reward" us by taking us out to dinner, but all that does for me is add several hours to my day where I have to eat probably mediocre food in a loud restaurant while I have to keep pretending to be a Normal Coworker. Just let me go home, it's all the reward I need. 3654760260
Reposted by Sean D. SolléThe Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Goodnight folks, and as a little experiment to see how thin skinned a certain advisor is... AI is smel. 051
Reposted by Sean D. SolléAlex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 23/04/2026This debate is apparently still going on, with AI boosters demanding to know how an average person could traverse the obstacle course that is mail merge without the aid of chatgpt, to which my thoughts are 1) mail merge isn't that hard to figure out, and 2) just click the help button. 69412
Reposted by Sean D. SolléBrosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 23/04/2026In honor of Earth Day, I’m going to walk it, like Caine in Kung Fu. 43811
Reposted by Sean D. SolléBirds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Why is quitting Bluesky to focus on his passion project, making handmade swimsuits for cell phones 3322
Reposted by Sean D. SolléEric Topol @erictopol.bsky.social · 22/04/2026This is a FRAUDULENT paper, AI-generated. My name was used as an author and I had nothing to do with it, never saw it until today e-pubmed.co.uk/journals/dig... The "Editors" Angelo Rossi Mori, David Mensah, and Zarnie Khadjesari and this "Journal" should be reported. 6224001033
Reposted by Sean D. Sollé🌙Evil Sonny Ross🌞 @sonnyross.bsky.social · 22/04/2026They were payed a lot of money. Why are we pretending there is any other motivation behind this. Fuck these sell out losers 3398104
Reposted by Sean D. SolléUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/04/2026didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something? 6799323653
Reposted by Sean D. SolléMiranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 22/04/2026My cat just gave me the kind of side-eye that only cats can. 3443
Reposted by Sean D. SolléSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Donald Trump is the first president since the 1860’s to never own a pet and tbh that explains everything. 97518
Reposted by Sean D. Sollée.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/04/202620 minutes until Tesla earnings, please find somewhere comfortable to relax for the duration, gather every mind-altering substance you can get your hands on, give the old crack pipe one last quick clean, and we'll be getting started before you know it 10925
Reposted by Sean D. Solléchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Saturday Night Fever Dream (the trees have organs and the knives have feelings) 46831
Reposted by Sean D. SolléGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026A Nissan Sentra weighs a little more than 3,000 pounds (I picked a small, common car) An Aventon Level 3 E-bike weighs 67 pounds (plus rider weight) These things do not pose remotely the same risk when traveling at 28 mph. I am begging people to understand basic physics. 6914118
Reposted by Sean D. SolléSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 22/04/2026ADHD is going shopping for curtains and leaving with an existential crisis and too many open tabs about curtain length 524435
Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 22/04/2026That's not Cary Grant! That's three randoms in an overcoat! 010
Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 22/04/202661016?btp.police.ukText BTP on 61016Our text message reporting service that allows the travelling public and rail staff to text us directly about any non-emergency crime. 000
Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 22/04/2026Awww … I love randoms! Their little faces look like they're wearing masks, and they wash their food before they eat! 100
Reposted by Sean D. Solléhorror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Oh no we're an anti-AI hate mob waaah 1324736
Reposted by Sean D. SolléZoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 22/04/2026me when I'm paid to be a technical advisor on a platform with millions of active users 502550598
Reposted by Sean D. SolléFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026if owls are so wise then why can’t they remember anyone’s name 915442
Reposted by Sean D. SolléSonja Drimmer @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Pouring one out for all the librarians and archivists who are now confronting angry patrons demanding to see an item that doesn't exist because "AI told me it does."* *story just recounted to me by a friend 16471106
Reposted by Sean D. SolléVictoria Redfern @victoriaredfern.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Yeah, they only take the piss out of us in front of everybody else, actually. 011
Reposted by Sean D. SolléChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 22/04/2026Or we could end societal transphobia, Brianna 1454678
Reposted by Sean D. SolléDr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Nobody should, in fact, take the Trump administration's word on anything 713022
Reposted by Sean D. SolléKaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 22/04/2026Capitalism is so stupid 19819
Reposted by Sean D. SolléFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 22/04/2026florence henderson, upon first seeing me, exclaimed how attractive she thought i was. ill ride they high the rest of my life. 5636
Reposted by Sean D. Sollé✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 22/04/2026should i buzz him in? 784328600
Reposted by Sean D. Sollé👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 22/04/2026I was hanging out with a friend once and we were doing the whole “what do you want for lunch” “oh I don’t mind what were YOU thinking” thing and after three minutes she goes “I’m not allowed to do this” and pulled her phone out, called her Dominant and says “where should we eat” I’m still laughing 51696
Reposted by Sean D. SolléD.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 22/04/2026Them: So, tell us how much you loved our standup comedy act! Me: I’m sure everyone found it very humorful. Them: Humorous. Me: That’s what I was doing. 171
Reposted by Sean D. SolléNitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 22/04/2026well *that* is a lede www.newyorker.com/news/the-led... 9873201
Reposted by Sean D. SolléKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 22/04/2026As a reminder, NASA's entire budget, *including* human spaceflight (which is about half of it), is already less than 0.4% of US federal spending. As a comparison, defense spending, even when NOT actively starting wars, is more than 10% (with a huge increase proposed for FY2027). 130065
Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 22/04/2026Bought an ice lolly for the first time in ages. I'm sure the jokes on the stick used to be better than this: 040
Reposted by Sean D. Solléamberkitty 🐈⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Don’t look at me like that, it’s not weird that I have a purse fork 86623
Reposted by Sean D. SolléDocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Welcome to Honest Ash’s Spells and Hexes. What can I enchant/curse for you today? #art #magic #cat 515642
Reposted by Sean D. SolléRich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Oh dear, he’s started telling everyone every time he has a Sherman tank now. 131
Reposted by Sean D. SolléChampie @champierth.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I was going to write a novel about time travel, but I think future me is leaving it a bit late to write it and travel back to give it to me. 151
Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 22/04/2026I've already written mine, but I accidentally left the manuscript on the Bucephalus. 010
Reposted by Sean D. SolléSanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 22/04/2026MAGA’s response is “Drill Baby, Drill.” 16010