Bought an ice lolly for the first time in ages.
I'm sure the jokes on the stick used to be better than this:
Sean D. Sollé
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I write software and terrible, terrible jokes. (Thank you for putting alt-text on your images).
![Screenshot of section of an Oatmeal cartoon. It's mostly white text on a sort of deep browny purple background:
The Sun
A friend of mine and fellow ModelS owner recently had solar panels installed on his house. Even under grey Seattle skies he managed to reduce his energy bill by 80%
What I find insanely wonderful about this is that technically my friend is now driving a car which is powered by the MOTHERFREAKIN SUN
[An arrow points from the last two words to a cartoon of an electric vehicle with its charging cable plugged into the sun].
I love this idea. In a traditional gasoline automobile there's a combustive explosion happening in the engine block, which is located roughly 36 inches from my crotch. In my friend's case, this explosion is happening on the surface of the sun, which is located approximately 92 million miles from my crotch.
[A hand-drawn graph, with Y axis labelled "LEVEL
of HAPPINESS" and X axis labelled "DISTANCE
OF CROTCH FROM EXPLOSIONS" at 3 feet, the level of happiness is zero, and annotated with a sad face. At 92 million miles, the level of happiness is almost off the scale, as indicated by a smiley face].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dzf6xqwumzc5sz4v6ku3cdjb/bafkreihioh5jutrhht6yjhd7cbc3rlcaagjrrknbpxc6krpuf5vx56x3aq)
