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Perpetually exhausted queer autistic who sometimes does things and says things.

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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sad posting
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Food service workers who remember your order are so sweet 🥰
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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A frozen gauntlet | Streaming lies of p.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a taco bell and red bull morning
My hand holding a red bull and a taco bell bag
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Slept in until 6:40am. Honestly don't remember the last time I slept this late, and I was even in bed before 10.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But the thing that truly blows my mind is, unlike a truck on a highway, once a heavy train gets moving, you can completely disengage the throttle and the whole thing will coast for miles. Magic.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Sucralose is a miracle of modern food science and I love that it exists.
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hey, this rules
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Happy Thursday, or as like to call it, "Fool's Friday" The week has been so long and hard, that it seems like it must be Friday, but you have been fooled. You must labor for two more days before beginning your weekend labors.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
apparently system updates come with ads now
A screenshot of the "System update available" screen for a google pixel smartphone.

The third item on the "what's new?" list reads as follows:

"-Instantly customize your Pixel with Harry Potter audiobook packs to celebrate the release of Harry Potter: The Full-Cast Audio Editions on Audible. One-tap changes your wallpaper, icons and sounds with elements from the audiobooks"
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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How far north is Krat anyway? | Streaming lies of p.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trains are magic y'all. You have a container the size of a semi, built from steel and loaded full of rocks. Then you put that on wheels and rails and connect it up with dozens of others in a chain that can be miles long.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I want an app or software or website which will let me view the text of a book at the same time that I'm listening to the audiobook of that book. There are public domain audiobooks and public domain books which I can download, but I want to be able to combine those experiences.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It feel so strange to hear sombr use "my body isn't ready" to mean "I'm insecure about my body" Where I come from (tumblr, circa 2010), "my body isn't ready" is an expression of overwhelming lust.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
monday malaise, monday morose monday capitalism, doing the most
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I have been streaming Derail Valley the last couple days and I'm having a blast. Souls games often makes me laugh, but nothing makes me smile like operating a locomotive.
A cropped screenshot of me streaming Derail Valley. I am smiling widely.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An edited xkcd comic showing a stick figure typing at a computer. Someone in another room says "Are you coming to bed"
Stick figure: I can't. This is important 
Other person: What? 
Stick figure: Someone is playing dark souls for the first time on twitch.

The original handwritten words after "Someone is" have been replaced with slightly askew text which reads "playing dark souls for the first time on twitch"
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An edited xkcd comic showing a stick figure typing at a computer. Someone in another room says "Are you coming to bed"
Stick figure: I can't. This is important 
Other person: What? 
Stick figure: Someone is playing dark souls for the first time on twitch.

The original handwritten words after "Someone is" have been replaced with slightly askew text which reads "playing dark souls for the first time on twitch"
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Happy Anniversi-P to the best video game adaptation of a 19th century Italian children's story | Streaming lies of p.
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Forgot my headphones at home 😩
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, I guess I can add RuneScape Dragonwilds to the long list of games that seem like they would be cool and fun, if only they weren't a survival crafter.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Streaming is so much fun, y'all.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
👈🤥
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
👈🚂
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I try not to be a hater, but I hate this weapon and I wish it had never been added to the game.
A cropped screenshot of the wiki page for the Azure Dragon Crescent Glaive from Lies of P
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My boss is getting replaced with someone new. Not sure how to feel, but I wish they had told me before the day I was going to meet him, because I would have shaved my head and painted my nails.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All I want is a spreadsheet with alternating colored rows, which calculates a new balance for several values on each row, that will let me add rows and rearrange the order of the rows without having to re-do the formulas and formatting every time. Without using excel or google sheets, if possible.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
👈🤥
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OneBGS - Bethesda Game Studios Union @bethesdaunion.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The 40 hour work week. Compensation for overtime. The right to organize and strike. These were not inherent rights given to all in the US and Canada. They were fought for by the courageous workers who came before us. On Labor Day, we remember how far we've come, as well as our fight left ahead.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I hate when edibles are candy, because either they are gross, which is sad, or they are tasty and I eat a second one, without thinking about it 😵‍💫
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's a beautiful day to operate a locomotive.
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Casual Train Enjoyer Plays Derail Valley for the first(?) time | Streaming derail valley.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
👈🤥🥶🐶🥑
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
friday functioning fails fatigued faggot
A picture of me in my car
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ten years ago my cat broke a mirror and I decided that because he is a black cat, the bad luck canceled out, and I glued the mirror shard to my wall.
A mirror selfie of a younger me. The mirror is a broken shard of a mirror glued to the wall.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Today might be a bit miserable, but on the plus side, I saw a train with four (4!) locomotives, so maybe good things do happen.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it's already tomorrow and I'm still awake this does not bode well for later today...
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Remembering to post about my Derail Valley stream this time!
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Casual Train Enjoyer plays Derail Valley for the first time | Streaming derail valley.
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virgil (school hiatus) 🫆🔮💫 @vigilnaut.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
daily reminder ✨
DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD. instead ask: is it SINCERE, is it CATHARTIC, was it FUN TO MAKE, is it MADE BY ME, and don’t forget to stay silly
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I tested it multiple times, and somehow my ps5 has about 20-40% faster upload speeds on wifi than it does with the ethernet cord plugged in.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Harfam is how I feel when I'm overstimulated at work.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Veronique and her diesel-powered hammer | Streaming lies of p.
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BestBoi Alex @alexdualgrey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Good morning
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Apparently I can't say fuck in the title of a twitch stream, but I won't let that stop me.
A cropped picture of a tv screen showing Lies of P and the PS5 "go live" interface.

 I am about to go live on twitch to the "avocado_friend" account. 

The "Go Live" button is greyed out, as if it cannot be selected.

In the stream title field I have written "Falling, freezing, and fucking up"

To the left of the title field is a white box with an red border, with red text inside it reading "Remove profanity to continue"
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Increasing my adderall dose has been really helpful for me, but I do miss the aesthetic of my cute little blue pills. And now my most recent refill is from a different manufacturer and they've gotten even uglier😭
A picture of my hand with three pills in it. From left to right there is a small circular blue pill, a larger orange capsule, and a brown capsule the same size as the orange one.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Can anyone turn on the heat in here? 🥶 | Streaming lies of p.
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I watched Speed Racer (2008) tonight and it was a blast. Colorful, fun and so earnest. It's also free on youtube (at least in the US) so you can probably watch it, if you haven't seen it, or it's been awhile.
youtu.be
Speed Racer
YouTube video by YouTube Movies
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I saw this video before he delisted it, and honestly this was probably the right move. Always glad to see creators take a step back and admit their mistakes.
The beginning of a community post by NileRed Extra. It reads:

I have decided to unlist the recent video because upon reflection, I don't think it presents things in the way that I would like, most notably when it comes to safety.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Apparently being a leftist and also a fan of really anything or anyone is a recipe for heartbreak...
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