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My special arm... there is no other like it! He/him

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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 4h
I'm sorry, folks out there still tell us not to consider these people dumb marks?
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 19h
@santiagojones.bsky.social Top avatar work, mate.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 19h
If only we had more poles...
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 20h
Me on Sept 30th vs. me on Oct 1st
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 20h
The lace trim makes it.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 21h
The sacred texts!! <gestures futilely>
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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Screengrab of Doctor Doom in Avengers: Doomsday. Text says "this film is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan"
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dallas Bobby Ewing
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Mike Convoy @mikeconvoy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
God Brave Studio of Metal Cardbot fame is doing a new transforming robot toyline for the chinese market and it looks really friggin sweet.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The Simpsons: Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Or as I know them: 5, 6, 7, 8.
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you call the emergency terrorist hotline but it's after 5pm
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Soldier Answers Top Secret Big Phone
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
The before and after it's even more haunting.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you call the emergency terrorist hotline but it's after 5pm
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Peter Gabriel definitely pulled this card.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey! I wasn't dressed! Perverts.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who the fuck is Will Anchor?!
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026
victorian exploration missions be like hi yes hello i am admiral johnifer von planningfailure, meet my ships the HMS sinkable and the HMS hellfire, stocked to the brim with the best leaded goulash cans money can buy
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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Scarlet Impaler - Vtubed and debuted! @scarletimpaler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finished up these Starscream Crisis Suits! They were rescues, and in terrible bad shape, the colors are off, ran out of snow texture, but??? They turned out okay! We'll see if they're made of sterner stuff soon! #Warhammer #W40k #WarhammerCommunity #paintingminis #paintingWarhammer #nerdlings
Finished T'au Empire Starscythe Crisis Suit team miniatures from Warhammer 40000, painted in a Transformer Starscream-inspired color scheme. Finished T'au Empire Starscythe Crisis Suit team miniatures from Warhammer 40000, painted in a Transformer Starscream-inspired color scheme.Finished T'au Empire Starscythe Crisis Suit team miniatures from Warhammer 40000, painted in a Transformer Starscream-inspired color scheme.Finished T'au Empire Starscythe Crisis Suit team miniatures from Warhammer 40000, painted in a Transformer Starscream-inspired color scheme.
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Kris "Drivaaar" Carter @drivaaar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Skids feeling a bit directionless. In limbo, if you will.
If you like the TF Marvel UK books, you'll get this.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The need to plot out a series of interconnecting stories before releasing the first part.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
So this story is WAY wilder than I thought The Trump post I flagged this morning because it includes Natalie Harp is actually based on the Getty photo you can see below. But there is one key difference -- MONICA CROWLEY'S FACE HAS BEEN EDITED TO LOOK LIKE NATALIE HARP'S WTF is going on here?
Getty pic of Xi and TrumpTrump TS post featuring the mentioned edit of Monica Crowley's faceoriginal pic image of MonicaTrump TS post which shows Natalie's face where Monica's is on the original. very weird
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Jonny H @spoonatron.com · 24/09/2026
Found this Spitting Image book in a charity shop today and it features a parody of the 80s Transformers comics called Merchandisors. The Art is credited to Lee Sullivan.
The front cover to the Spitting Image Giant Komic Book. A pink background with an explosion in the middle with cartoons of various famous people from the late 80s flying out of it.A page from the book featuring a Transformers comic parody called "Merchandisors - The Battle for Pocket Money". Several robots are running towards the foreground with a boy at the bottom. Two speech balloons contain the text "Oh my god! There are thousands of them! ...and I only get £2.50 a week!"
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ItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Hey, i'm going to ring up and be rude to Peter Andre, I'll be like that kid who called Five Star!" "You absolute legend, mate." (Later) "How did it go, did he cry?" "He absolutely owned me with politeness and then loads of children cheered in celebration."
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Steffen Hope @hopesteffen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A short anti-AI thread: I was reminded of the proofreader who was hired for two volumes with which I was involved a few years ago. The proofreader is extremely capable & conscientious about the job, & proved immensely helpful, especially beacuse they knew a lot about the subject matter as well.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On the plus side, this may make more property available and at more reasonable prices for the survivors.
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"Once you poop you cannot stoop!"
Prongles"That English idiot who thinks he can speak our language"
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of our year's form tutors, Mr. Burt, gave a long, one-man demonstration of his hobby of choice - morris dancing. Just him. Full gear. Backing track on CD. A-dancin' and a-prancin' and a-jinglin' in front of around 180 bemused teenagers for what felt like 10 full minutes.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It came to my attention yesterday that Dragonball Z and Naruto are NOT the same thing.
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Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The scalper wailing "I've been nothing but loyal to this brand for over eight months and this is how they treat us?" hasn't stopped being funny no matter how many times I read it.
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Kendall Reviews @kendallreviews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If the BBC are going to remove 11 sketches from That Mitchell and Webb Look on iPlayer because ‘the comedy doesn’t work in 2026,’ can they please remove Mrs. Brown’s Boys too because ‘the comedy has never worked'
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Mitchell And Webb: Are We The Baddies Sketch
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Graham 🔜 TFN Swindon @thomsongraham.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎉 To celebrate six years of The TFUK Guide, I am giving away this brand-new Transformers Retro Optimus Prime! 🎉 To enter: - Follow this account - Share this post The winner will be randomly picked on 3 October 2026. Open worldwide. Good luck!
A photograph of a MISB Transformers Retro Optimus Prime toy
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Reported Nautical Loss Ironic
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*this is a sub-epistle*
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage
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