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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 3h
Thank heavens it isn't lighted tapirs.
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Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark: Phew
ALT: Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark: Phew
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 5h
I won't hear a word against Sandi Toksvig!
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 5h
Only now seeing the whole thing. Brilliant! 😂
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Benjammins' Enthusiastic Round of Applause
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James Marsh @jamesotron.bsky.social · 5h
My profile pic, you say?
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 6h
My brain refuses to accept that Sheerness is in Kent. It isn't. It is in Scotland.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 6h
There's a time and a place for a hedge fund, hog.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 7h
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Confused Reaction: What Huh
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 8h
Ach, wie schade.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 8h
Well, keep trying. Hopefully you'll land a direct hit sooner or later. It could potentially cause millions of pounds worth of improvements.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 10h
Seems familiar, yes.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 10h
Working on an AI Third Doctor fan-film and the results are uncanny
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You didn't even get as far as demonstrating the Dewey Decimal System for her?
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Prince Reacts: Damn Shame
ALT: Prince Reacts: Damn Shame
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I guess she wouldn't share.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kirk is always up himself.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He has the body hair of Connery and the forgetability of Lazenby too.
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Hobby Drifter in Tokyo @hobbydrifter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There are two types of people
Megatron saying: I suffered! Why shouldn’t they?

Optimus Prime saying; I suffered? Why should they?
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wreck 'n rue, Gav! (That is my experience of DIY, anyway. 😅)
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fun Fact! Here in Germany, Double Deckers are called Bendy Buses.
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Now You Know The More You Know PSA
ALT: Now You Know The More You Know PSA
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why would he be? He wasn't interested the second time.
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Kenneth Williams Leespoons
ALT: Kenneth Williams Leespoons
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Very easily done with glasses and wine, after all.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seems your cat-sitter could do a touch more cat-letting-in.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tom bringing some Megaforce energy there.
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Megaforce
ALT: Megaforce
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lame running gags give me hope, because if a lame gag can do it, so can I.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
People have ONE? Well. Fuck.
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I Don'T Know How I Could Be So Stupid Jesse Bruce Pinkman
ALT: I Don'T Know How I Could Be So Stupid Jesse Bruce Pinkman
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A few, tbh. Super Gran The Incredible Hulk Worzel Gummidge The Get-Along Gang And, very specifically, the 1987 FA Cup Final. 😂
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well, I'm categorically not. Sorry, Gaffer.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I see at least Blackpool is safe.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Presumaby this is similar to how right-wingers and the super rich will opine than London is a no-go zone and you will be stabbed if you go there. Utter nonsense, obv.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As a great man once said: sob.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There MUST be a better way of making it.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Though not entirely dissimilar, iirc.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is he behind the young Jimmy Saville?
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You say "problem", Kash Patel and the FBI say "opportunity".
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He time-travelled to taste Meg's turkey twizzlers.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is simply respectful. I know nurses do the same.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Will Iggy be wearing only see-through plastic trousers though?
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's gonna be quite some bullet time.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Horses' cocks is capturing the zeitgeist today, based on my very limited experience. Best avoid that topic, perhaps?
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can multi-task.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait. Waaaaaaaait. ... Redeco potential?
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Giannis Antetokounmpo Nba
ALT: Giannis Antetokounmpo Nba
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's shifted so far it is now the Overton Conservatory.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A centrist, presumably.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just don't muddle them up!
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Elton Pope (Marc Warren) with Paving Slab
ALT: Elton Pope (Marc Warren) with Paving Slab
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And do the horses' cocks look sharper and better defined with number 1... or number 2...
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ah, but this time it's red tape, and who wants to deal with red tape?
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ewwww gross! Sob!
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He stands in the middle of the Scott-Jean-Logan love triangle and watches. He likes to watch.
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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
CONTENDERRRRRR... READY!!
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